Pumpkinheadeddoll
Frequent Core Shifter
I have a big hammer and I smash stuff sometimes
Posts: 1,084
Favorite Disease: Skullshakes
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Post by Pumpkinheadeddoll on Jan 4, 2015 0:19:46 GMT
Ah Catty the loud one calls us! I am Krustallos of the family crystal and this is- *the female whirs a sharp leg quickly and dangerously closely to the males face* I am Catalitica head of the family smoke. Fredrick ate some more of the wings and said "Why are those families called such?" well you see it all has to do with the history of our world it all started when *he begins to go into an incredibly dull retelling of the creation of the pumpkinzoner world* and thats how three families were bestowed with three gifts myself possessing "the will of ice" and Catty here hav- *the female spits a cloud of black ichor around the head of the male that seems to block sound* I have the breath of smoke I'm sorry I didn't quiet this fool earlierAh Catty the loud one calls us! I am Krustallos of the family crystal and this is- *the female whirs a sharp leg quickly and dangerously closely to the males face* I am Catalitica head of the family smoke. Ahhh, pumpkin zoner royalty. I am Azershull, the corpse of the dead reality. You, however, have probably not heard of me. I have not heard of you but am charmed all the same and may I say what a lovely title that is
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Post by ThatOneGuy on Jan 4, 2015 0:20:18 GMT
Ah Catty the loud one calls us! I am Krustallos of the family crystal and this is- *the female whirs a sharp leg quickly and dangerously closely to the males face* I am Catalitica head of the family smoke. Ahhh, pumpkin zoner royalty. I am Azershull, the corpse of the dead reality. You, however, have probably not heard of me. Wow. Corpse of a dead reality. Doesn't that seem a bit dramatic to you? I'm a teddy bear.
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Ralph
Frequent Core Shifter
Soup is not my favorite food.
Posts: 1,422
Favorite Disease: The Uncommon Cold
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Post by Ralph on Jan 4, 2015 0:21:39 GMT
Fredrick asked "Do you have any meat-based drinks?
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Post by gobby gobberson on Jan 4, 2015 0:22:20 GMT
Fredrick ate some more of the wings and said "Why are those families called such?" well you see it all has to do with the history of our world it all started when *he begins to go into an incredibly dull retelling of the creation of the pumpkinzoner world* and thats how three families were bestowed with three gifts myself possessing "the will of ice" and Catty here hav- *the female spits a cloud of black ichor around the head of the male that seems to block sound* I have the breath of smoke I'm sorry I didn't quiet this fool earlierAhhh, pumpkin zoner royalty. I am Azershull, the corpse of the dead reality. You, however, have probably not heard of me. I have not heard of you but am charmed all the same and may I say what a lovely title that is I must mention that if it is redundant, that is because I have translated it from my native tongue, and it is not redundant in that tongue. And, I am equally charmed, if I tap into your emotions.
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THE MEME REAPER
Fresh from the Seething
Posts: 23
Favorite Disease: LACK OF GIVING A FUCK
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Post by THE MEME REAPER on Jan 4, 2015 0:22:35 GMT
* Azershull slugs the drink down, leaving the worm within*...These drinks confuse me, but I desire more of this one.*the terrified worm excretes more tequila, filling the pint* My essence is of a vast and hungering void that lurks outside. I assume that's ok, right? Get me one of them shoggoth things. LIKE I SAID, WE HAVE WAYS OF TAKING PAYMENT. THEY PROBABLY WOULDN'T FLY ANYWHERE ELSE, BUT WE EXIST OUTSIDE OF CANON. IT WON'T EFFECT YOU IN THE SLIGHTEST. NOT HERE ANYWAY. *THE MEME REAPER brings out another Zoneless Black Ice* *the liquid is very thick and forms several humanoid arms and legs, thrasthing, clawing and struggling the whole way down. it's surprisingly sour, but not off-puttingly so* STRONGEST DRINK WE GOT. SHOGGOTH INFUSED WITH BLACK INK AND THE SUBCONSCIOUS OF DEAD HEROES PAST, SEEPED IN VODKA, EEL OIL, AND FOUL LANGUAGE FOR A YEAR. ...Meh, I've had stronger I COULD SHOW YOU OUR SPECIALTY CABINET. THE DRINKS THERE ARE A BIT MORE... OBSCURE.
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Post by Xward on Jan 4, 2015 0:23:10 GMT
In front of the bar, a green mouse skittered behind a tree. Out from behind the tree emerged a green dog, who ran behind a wall. Out from behind the wall emerged a rotund man with a full lime-blond beard. He was wearing a top hat, a cape, and a suit, all in a dark shade of green. He strolled into the pub and up to the bar before saying "I'd like a large plate of wings in a fine cheese sauce, along with a large glass of water." I must ask, to maintain the guise of caring: What are the names of those within this "pub"?Well my name is Xward ...But that'll get confusing, in light of recent events... Call me the "Contractor"
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Post by gobby gobberson on Jan 4, 2015 0:23:20 GMT
Ahhh, pumpkin zoner royalty. I am Azershull, the corpse of the dead reality. You, however, have probably not heard of me. Wow. Corpse of a dead reality. Doesn't that seem a bit dramatic to you? I'm a teddy bear.... Do you wish to take this conversation to a psionic channel, plush?
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Post by ThatOneGuy on Jan 4, 2015 0:26:42 GMT
Wow. Corpse of a dead reality. Doesn't that seem a bit dramatic to you? I'm a teddy bear. ... Do you wish to take this conversation to a psionic channel, plush? Nah I'm good. Hey waiter! Can I get an applejuice!?
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Post by Xward on Jan 4, 2015 0:26:52 GMT
* Azershull slugs the drink down, leaving the worm within*...These drinks confuse me, but I desire more of this one.*the terrified worm excretes more tequila, filling the pint* My essence is of a vast and hungering void that lurks outside. I assume that's ok, right? Get me one of them shoggoth things. LIKE I SAID, WE HAVE WAYS OF TAKING PAYMENT. THEY PROBABLY WOULDN'T FLY ANYWHERE ELSE, BUT WE EXIST OUTSIDE OF CANON. IT WON'T EFFECT YOU IN THE SLIGHTEST. NOT HERE ANYWAY. *THE MEME REAPER brings out another Zoneless Black Ice* ...Meh, I've had stronger I COULD SHOW YOU OUR SPECIALTY CABINET. THE DRINKS THERE ARE A BIT MORE... OBSCURE. Sure
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Post by gobby gobberson on Jan 4, 2015 0:27:52 GMT
I must ask, to maintain the guise of caring: What are the names of those within this "pub"? Well my name is Xward ...But that'll get confusing, in light of recent events... Call me the "Contractor" C ontractor, let it be known that I do despise the alternate you. However, I shall put that aside, but I ask: Do you know how I may break him as punishment? Mentally, of course.
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Post by Cordyceps sapiens on Jan 4, 2015 0:28:22 GMT
The vast and hungering void is a pretty big place, and I'm just a tiny little ghost of a human with a soul constructed of voidstuff. You've probably met the beings that put my soul together. Ancient, malevolent, and formless, seeking an entrance to my reality so that they could rule over it with merciless madness. I'm sure that describes just about everyone you know, but I don't have any more specific details. I have not met them, but I can guarantee that they are much younger than I. I'm sure you could. What does it matter to the victims when your birthday is?
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Post by Xward on Jan 4, 2015 0:29:40 GMT
Well my name is Xward ...But that'll get confusing, in light of recent events... Call me the "Contractor" C ontractor, let it be known that I do despise the alternate you. However, I shall put that aside, but I ask: Do you know how I may break him as punishment? Mentally, of course....Well what's his current situation? Just be aware that the minute his emotions stop holding, he'll be a vastly bigger threat
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Post by gobby gobberson on Jan 4, 2015 0:30:37 GMT
I have not met them, but I can guarantee that they are much younger than I. I'm sure you could. What does it matter to the victims when your birthday is? It matters not, but you spoke as though they were older then I, when this current omniverse is still an infant compared to me.
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Post by gobby gobberson on Jan 4, 2015 0:32:50 GMT
C ontractor, let it be known that I do despise the alternate you. However, I shall put that aside, but I ask: Do you know how I may break him as punishment? Mentally, of course....Well what's his current situation? Just be aware that the minute his emotions stop holding, he'll be a vastly bigger threat Currently, he has three nujaaa, or children in your tongue, and a lover.
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Post by Cordyceps sapiens on Jan 4, 2015 0:33:33 GMT
I'm sure you could. What does it matter to the victims when your birthday is? It matters not, but you spoke as though they were older then I, when this current omniverse is still an infant compared to me. Did I? I just said they were ancient, I didn't use comparative terms. Maybe you're projecting that I called them older than you due to some deeply-rooted insecurity.
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