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Post by gobby gobberson on Jan 4, 2015 1:28:11 GMT
Y ou annoy me, bear. I have asked a question, and I expect an answer, mortals. |
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THE MEME REAPER
Fresh from the Seething
Posts: 23
Favorite Disease: LACK OF GIVING A FUCK
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Post by THE MEME REAPER on Jan 4, 2015 1:32:06 GMT
*Picks the ordinary looking one* EXCELLENT CHOICE. THE VERY IDEA OF A DRUG TRIP. PROBABLY THE TAMEST THING IN THIS CABINET. *turns the wine bottle upside down above a shot glass and the contents seem to be extremely thick, taking their sweet time making their way down to the neck of the bottle and eventually filling the shot glass. upon hitting the glass, the contents suddenly become more fluid, and seem to change colors when you aren't looking* *Trotter walks away, and thenn returns wearing a backpack* *He pulls out a bat with a large nail through it* *He charges through the door screaming and begins hitting the goon over the head repeatedly* *the first goon falls and takes a bit of damage, but quickly gets back up, swiping the bat and breaking it over her knee. Two more goons join in and one particularly surly goon punts Trotter into a wall* ENOUGH. *the goons stop their approach* THIS ONE HAS EARNED IT'S PLACE HERE. *the three goons shrug and get back to their duties* *THE MEME REAPER hands trotter his bat, now suddenly fixed as if it were never damaged at all* Hearing the noise, Fredrick turned to the bar and asked "You want me to deal with him? Because I can deal with him if you want." *a goon gives Fredrick his soup* IT HAS BEEN HANDLED. THANKS FOR THE OFFER. |
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Post by ThatOneGuy on Jan 4, 2015 1:33:23 GMT
I do? I'm sorry! Can we still be friends? *Trotter runs out of the bar* |
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Pumpkinheadeddoll
Frequent Core Shifter
I have a big hammer and I smash stuff sometimes
Posts: 1,084 
Favorite Disease: Skullshakes
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Post by Pumpkinheadeddoll on Jan 4, 2015 1:34:09 GMT
*The door is suddenly blown off of it's hinges, flying into the air and then skidding to a halt on the floor a few metres away. Standing in the entrance, fist smoking, is a tall, powerful looking woman, with impressive muscleature rippling beneath her silver, metallic skin. Her hair is short and black, with azure sparks occaisonally streaking through it. She wears an elaborate, elegant dress, the dainty attire at odds with her cold, emotionless stare, the effect of which is only amplified by the fact that her eyes are mostly black, with tiny pinpricks of sapphire light where her pupils would be. As she turns to address someone behind her, it can be seen that the back of her dress is open, revealing six pairs of long, flat, flexible protrusions, similar in appearance to fins, or perhaps wings. Her voice, when she speaks to the unseen partner, is matter of fact, and logical.* Your Calculations Were Incorrect, Arawn. That Magnitude Of Force Was Uneccesary. No Anomalous Properties Detected.*the male pumpkinzoner taps the female on the leg and points to the cloud still surrounding his gourd at which point she sighs and it slowly dissipates before turning to the source of the noise* huh...I'm almost jealous I couldn't make that big of an entrance.... |
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Post by Xward on Jan 4, 2015 1:37:48 GMT
*Picks the ordinary looking one* EXCELLENT CHOICE. THE VERY IDEA OF A DRUG TRIP. PROBABLY THE TAMEST THING IN THIS CABINET. *turns the wine bottle upside down above a shot glass and the contents seem to be extremely thick, taking their sweet time making their way down to the neck of the bottle and eventually filling the shot glass. upon hitting the glass, the contents suddenly become more fluid, and seem to change colors when you aren't looking* *Contractor yet again drinks it* |
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Post by Cordyceps sapiens on Jan 4, 2015 1:49:42 GMT
*sigh* Another humanoid character with high power
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Post by ThatOneGuy on Jan 4, 2015 1:51:39 GMT
*Trotter walks back in*
Okay I think I may be safe now that the owner said I could stay. I guess I'll have an applejuice.
*Notices goons*
Mixed with tequila.
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Post by Cordyceps sapiens on Jan 4, 2015 1:55:25 GMT
*The figure stares at you blankly, and opens its mouth wide. A long, flexible proboscis exits their mouth. The stalk is vaguely soft and fleshy, and their is a claw-like appendage on the end. It stretches over to you, and a light flashes, scanning you. As it does this, the figure's voice emanates from the claw.* This Form Is...Undesirable? It Was Chosen For The Greatest Interaction.*
Still too human We have like, 6 humanoid villains right now And I'm pretty sure we're about to get more
Jealous? |
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Post by Xward on Jan 4, 2015 1:57:02 GMT
Still too human We have like, 6 humanoid villains right now And I'm pretty sure we're about to get more
Jealous? no |
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Post by High-Heeled Spider Crab on Jan 4, 2015 2:01:46 GMT
((I am sorry, I already deleted those posts...I was worried that they would be considered too humanoid, even in their first forms, and but I kinda liked them and I got a little upset and embarrassed so I deleted the posts...I'm sorry...))
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Ralph
Frequent Core Shifter
Soup is not my favorite food.
Posts: 1,422
Favorite Disease: The Uncommon Cold
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Post by Ralph on Jan 4, 2015 2:03:07 GMT
*The figure stares at you blankly, and opens its mouth wide. A long, flexible proboscis exits their mouth. The stalk is vaguely soft and fleshy, and their is a claw-like appendage on the end. It stretches over to you, and a light flashes, scanning you. As it does this, the figure's voice emanates from the claw.* This Form Is...Undesirable? It Was Chosen For The Greatest Interaction.*
Still too human We have like, 6 humanoid villains right now And I'm pretty sure we're about to get more "Well, if you don't want humanoid, there's something else I could try" said Fredrick. |
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Post by Cordyceps sapiens on Jan 4, 2015 2:05:22 GMT
Right.
Piss ocean is NOT jealous of humans with our hands and faces.
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Post by Cordyceps sapiens on Jan 4, 2015 2:07:55 GMT
((I am sorry, I already deleted those posts...I was worried that they would be considered too humanoid, even in their first forms, and but I kinda liked them and I got a little upset and embarrassed so I deleted the posts...I'm sorry...)) ((Oh man, I thought they sounded cool and wanted to see what they were up to)) |
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Post by High-Heeled Spider Crab on Jan 4, 2015 2:13:57 GMT
((I am sorry, I already deleted those posts...I was worried that they would be considered too humanoid, even in their first forms, and but I kinda liked them and I got a little upset and embarrassed so I deleted the posts...I'm sorry...)) ((Oh man, I thought they sounded cool and wanted to see what they were up to)) ((It was stupid and I got self conscious and I felt embarrassed like the concept was too boring...I also didn't mean to post just then cause another character was supposed to be there...I no longer feel very motivated to write for them right now so I guess I'll try the entrance again in a bit...)) |
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Post by Uh-Oh Nautilus on Jan 4, 2015 5:46:08 GMT
A mechanical screeching and the feeling of having a cold pickle pubbed up and down the spine enters the room. It precedes SPACE FETUS. The silhouette, in red, of an unborn human young enters the room, surrounded by a swirling reddish disc. A slice of bananna and a generic marble fall into the soul jar.
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