Ice January

[Ralph]

Jan 26, 2015 22:12:58 GMT Grigor Mortis said:

Jan 26, 2015 22:07:18 GMT Ralph said:

Flurrl holds out his hand, his fingers tentacle-like.

*Burgundy eagerly shakes Flurrl's hand... before thousands of volts of baleful, magical electricity course through them. Flurrl falls to the floor, trapped inside their own body. The two guards of Burgundy pick him up, and put him in a large, plastic bag, before carrying him into the ship.*

You can still speak, you know.

Did you really not anticipate that?

Flurrl: What do you think you're doing?

[Grigor Mortis]

Jan 26, 2015 22:14:32 GMT Ralph said:

Jan 26, 2015 22:12:58 GMT Grigor Mortis said:

*Burgundy eagerly shakes Flurrl's hand... before thousands of volts of baleful, magical electricity course through them. Flurrl falls to the floor, trapped inside their own body. The two guards of Burgundy pick him up, and put him in a large, plastic bag, before carrying him into the ship.*

You can still speak, you know.

Did you really not anticipate that?

Flurrl: What do you think you're doing?

Eliminating an obstacle.

I sent the previous leaders, Kelsea and Kruschev, to battle against a horde of spiders, as to remove them from the equation. I was not anticipating their spot be filled so quickly. By keeping you, I can have one of my own men take your place, and manipulate the defenses accordingly.

Thank you for being so... easy about it, though.

*The Guards eventually reach a vat of silver liquid, and some sort of door-shaped scanner. They begin to remove Flurrl from the bag.*

[Ralph]

Jan 26, 2015 22:20:56 GMT Grigor Mortis said:

Jan 26, 2015 22:14:32 GMT Ralph said:

Flurrl: What do you think you're doing?

Eliminating an obstacle.

I sent the previous leaders, Kelsea and Kruschev, to battle against a horde of spiders, as to remove them from the equation. I was not anticipating their spot be filled so quickly. By keeping you, I can have one of my own men take your place, and manipulate the defenses accordingly.

Thank you for being so... easy about it, though.

*The Guards eventually reach a vat of silver liquid, and some sort of door-shaped scanner. They begin to remove Flurrl from the bag.*

Flurrl: I think there's somebody who might disagree with what you're trying to do. 

[Grigor Mortis]

Jan 26, 2015 22:22:37 GMT Ralph said:

Jan 26, 2015 22:20:56 GMT Grigor Mortis said:

Eliminating an obstacle.

I sent the previous leaders, Kelsea and Kruschev, to battle against a horde of spiders, as to remove them from the equation. I was not anticipating their spot be filled so quickly. By keeping you, I can have one of my own men take your place, and manipulate the defenses accordingly.

Thank you for being so... easy about it, though.

*The Guards eventually reach a vat of silver liquid, and some sort of door-shaped scanner. They begin to remove Flurrl from the bag.*

Flurrl: I think there's somebody who might disagree with what you're trying to do. 

Who, exactly?

*the Guards prop up Flurrl in the scanner, and it begins to glow with yellow light. The vat twists and bubbles, a shape forming at its center.*

[Ralph]

Jan 26, 2015 22:27:38 GMT Grigor Mortis said:

Jan 26, 2015 22:22:37 GMT Ralph said:

Flurrl: I think there's somebody who might disagree with what you're trying to do. 

Who, exactly?

*the Guards prop up Flurrl in the scanner, and it begins to glow with yellow light. The vat twists and bubbles, a shape forming at its center.*

Flurrl: Oh, just somebody who looks out for me, somebody who would... notice if somebody else was trying to dispose of me. You might even call him my pal.

*A gaping rift opens in midair, revealing a void of blackness*

Flurrl: Galok.

*In an instant a giant limb covered periced with jagged bones and teeth lunged out of the rift. It grabbed Flurrl from the guards and pulled him aside*

[Grigor Mortis]

Jan 26, 2015 22:31:45 GMT Ralph said:

Jan 26, 2015 22:27:38 GMT Grigor Mortis said:

Who, exactly?

*the Guards prop up Flurrl in the scanner, and it begins to glow with yellow light. The vat twists and bubbles, a shape forming at its center.*

Flurrl: Oh, just somebody who looks out for me, somebody who would... notice if somebody else was trying to dispose of me. You might even call him my pal.

*A gaping rift opens in midair, revealing a void of blackness*

Flurrl: Galok.

*In an instant a giant limb covered periced with jagged bones and teeth lunged out of the rift. It grabbed Flurrl from the guards and pulled him aside*

*Burgundy looks on, bored, and turns back to the vat, which has finished forming the shape. It is an exact, or at least superficial copy of Flurrl, which is then teleported somewhere.*

I wasn't going to kill you. Now you're all but disposed of.

I was just goign to drop you in the desert, but, what can you do?

[Ralph]

Jan 26, 2015 22:35:57 GMT Grigor Mortis said:

Jan 26, 2015 22:31:45 GMT Ralph said:

Flurrl: Oh, just somebody who looks out for me, somebody who would... notice if somebody else was trying to dispose of me. You might even call him my pal.

*A gaping rift opens in midair, revealing a void of blackness*

Flurrl: Galok.

*In an instant a giant limb covered periced with jagged bones and teeth lunged out of the rift. It grabbed Flurrl from the guards and pulled him aside*

*Burgundy looks on, bored, and turns back to the vat, which has finished forming the shape. It is an exact, or at least superficial copy of Flurrl, which is then teleported somewhere.*

I wasn't going to kill you. Now you're all but disposed of.

I was just goign to drop you in the desert, but, what can you do?

*The limb pulls Flurrl into the rift*

Flurrl: Whatever the case may be, I just want to let you know that whatever you plan to do to the town, you will not accomplish it.

*The rift closes up*

[Dr. Caliginous, VII]

*Curious has already eaten most of his serving of rice and is currently scraping the remainder off the rim by hand.*

So... Urnel, was it? Did you bring us here for something aside from rice? Not to make light of rice, of course, but it does seem like a somewhat unimportant diversion from our high and noble goals.

Of course there is the fact that I haven't eaten in weeks, but. You know.

[Ralph]

*Flurrl steps out of the rift and finds that he's a few feet above the street of awfultown. After dusting himself off, he calls to the workers*

Flurrl: I think I might have identified the enemy.

[Grigor Mortis]

Jan 26, 2015 21:13:02 GMT Xward said:

*I open the door*

*The next room is a long hallway, that is seemingly rotating. Giant lips are on the walls, placed unevenly throughout. You can see a ladder at the end.*

[Grigor Mortis]

Jan 26, 2015 23:25:52 GMT Dr. Caliginous, VII said:

*Curious has already eaten most of his serving of rice and is currently scraping the remainder off the rim by hand.*

So... Urnel, was it? Did you bring us here for something aside from rice? Not to make light of rice, of course, but it does seem like a somewhat unimportant diversion from our high and noble goals.

Of course there is the fact that I haven't eaten in weeks, but. You know.

No, just food.

But, I am a knowledgeable person!! Ask me whatever you like.

Jan 26, 2015 23:33:10 GMT Ralph said:

*Flurrl steps out of the rift and finds that he's a few feet above the street of awfultown. After dusting himself off, he calls to the workers*

Flurrl: I think I might have identified the enemy.

*The workers all look at Flurrl with a soulless gaze, before returning to work.

[High-Heeled Spider Crab]

Jan 26, 2015 23:25:52 GMT Dr. Caliginous, VII said:

*Curious has already eaten most of his serving of rice and is currently scraping the remainder off the rim by hand.*

So... Urnel, was it? Did you bring us here for something aside from rice? Not to make light of rice, of course, but it does seem like a somewhat unimportant diversion from our high and noble goals.

Of course there is the fact that I haven't eaten in weeks, but. You know.

Actually, you need not eat, any longer. You can survive purely on your connection to...certain powers.

[Dr. Caliginous, VII]

Jan 26, 2015 23:37:06 GMT Grigor Mortis said:

Jan 26, 2015 23:25:52 GMT Dr. Caliginous, VII said:

*Curious has already eaten most of his serving of rice and is currently scraping the remainder off the rim by hand.*

So... Urnel, was it? Did you bring us here for something aside from rice? Not to make light of rice, of course, but it does seem like a somewhat unimportant diversion from our high and noble goals.

Of course there is the fact that I haven't eaten in weeks, but. You know.

No, just food.

But, I am a knowledgeable person!! Ask me whatever you like.

Jan 26, 2015 23:33:10 GMT Ralph said:

*Flurrl steps out of the rift and finds that he's a few feet above the street of awfultown. After dusting himself off, he calls to the workers*

Flurrl: I think I might have identified the enemy.

*The workers all look at Flurrl with a soulless gaze, before returning to work.

You can answer anything? Truthfully?

Very well. How might I find the Beast and slay him?

[Ralph]

Jan 26, 2015 23:37:06 GMT Grigor Mortis said:

Jan 26, 2015 23:25:52 GMT Dr. Caliginous, VII said:

*Curious has already eaten most of his serving of rice and is currently scraping the remainder off the rim by hand.*

So... Urnel, was it? Did you bring us here for something aside from rice? Not to make light of rice, of course, but it does seem like a somewhat unimportant diversion from our high and noble goals.

Of course there is the fact that I haven't eaten in weeks, but. You know.

No, just food.

But, I am a knowledgeable person!! Ask me whatever you like.

Jan 26, 2015 23:33:10 GMT Ralph said:

*Flurrl steps out of the rift and finds that he's a few feet above the street of awfultown. After dusting himself off, he calls to the workers*

Flurrl: I think I might have identified the enemy.

*The workers all look at Flurrl with a soulless gaze, before returning to work.

Flurrl :Right, right, keep up the good work.

[Grigor Mortis]

Jan 26, 2015 23:38:04 GMT Dr. Caliginous, VII said:

Jan 26, 2015 23:37:06 GMT Grigor Mortis said:

No, just food.

But, I am a knowledgeable person!! Ask me whatever you like.

*The workers all look at Flurrl with a soulless gaze, before returning to work.

You can answer anything? Truthfully?

Very well. How might I find the Beast and slay him?

You'll need to clarify! I know many beasts!

*Urnel summons a mechanical tablet from his cloak,a nd begins searching for various "The Beast"s*

Jan 26, 2015 23:38:10 GMT Ralph said:

Jan 26, 2015 23:37:06 GMT Grigor Mortis said:

No, just food.

But, I am a knowledgeable person!! Ask me whatever you like.

*The workers all look at Flurrl with a soulless gaze, before returning to work.

Flurrl :Right, right, keep up the good work.

*The workers all nod.*