Ralph
Frequent Core Shifter
Soup is not my favorite food.
Posts: 1,422 
Favorite Disease: The Uncommon Cold
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Post by Ralph on Jan 11, 2015 6:47:24 GMT
*Margret pours the drink down her throat, hiccuping slightly* "Pretty spicy, but do you have anything else?" I have literal jalepeno juice. That good? "Sounds good. Put it in the largest glass you have." |
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Post by Cordyceps sapiens on Jan 11, 2015 6:48:41 GMT
Sure. I've seen much more conspicuous names. *The Director, who is not a member of any world-spanning conspiracy, casually puts away the memory-wiping device (that all ordinary people have, of course) she was priming back in her pocket.* So, why do you run this bar?*scribbles "ordinary people carry memory-wiping devices" in notebook below a bunch of illegible nonsense about spiciness and calm* |
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Louis
Magboil Handler
Oh good a terrible death place.
Posts: 996
Favorite Disease: Bullet to the face syndrome
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Post by Louis on Jan 11, 2015 6:49:03 GMT
Sure. I've seen much more conspicuous names. *The Director, who is not a member of any world-spanning conspiracy, casually puts away the memory-wiping device (that all ordinary people have, of course) she was priming back in her pocket.* So, why do you run this bar?I've run this place for quite a while. I suppose because I want to, and maybe because I have to. |
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Louis
Magboil Handler
Oh good a terrible death place.
Posts: 996
Favorite Disease: Bullet to the face syndrome
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Post by Louis on Jan 11, 2015 6:50:14 GMT
I have literal jalepeno juice. That good? "Sounds good. Put it in the largest glass you have." *Comes back with a glass mug about the size of a human head, filled with jalepeno juice* |
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Grigor Mortis
Kidney Stone Breeder
i want to get off mr. bones' wild ride
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Favorite Disease: The Boneshakes
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Post by Grigor Mortis on Jan 11, 2015 6:51:30 GMT
Oh, good.*The Director, who is not a member of any world-spanning conspiracy, casually puts away the memory-wiping device (that all ordinary people have, of course) she was priming back in her pocket.* So, why do you run this bar? I've run this place for quite a while. I suppose because I want to, and maybe because I have to. *The Director takes out some sort of newfangled phone, and a massive grid temporarily appears over Joe. She then puts it back in her coat, which for fashionable reasons is covered in triangles. Of, kids these days and their 'apps'.* |
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Post by Cordyceps sapiens on Jan 11, 2015 6:51:52 GMT
"Sounds good. Put it in the largest glass you have." *Comes back with a glass mug about the size of a human head, filled with jalepeno juice* EXCUSE US WOULD YOU EXPECT A HUMAN HEAD BETWEEN THE AGES OF 20-46 TO ENJOY IMMERSION IN JALAPENO JUICE |
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Louis
Magboil Handler
Oh good a terrible death place.
Posts: 996
Favorite Disease: Bullet to the face syndrome
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Post by Louis on Jan 11, 2015 6:52:32 GMT
I've run this place for quite a while. I suppose because I want to, and maybe because I have to. *The Director takes out some sort of newfangled phone, and a massive grid temporarily appears over Joe. She then puts it back in her coat, which for fashionable reasons is covered in triangles. Of, kids these days and their 'apps'.* Indeed. |
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Louis
Magboil Handler
Oh good a terrible death place.
Posts: 996
Favorite Disease: Bullet to the face syndrome
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Post by Louis on Jan 11, 2015 6:53:08 GMT
*Comes back with a glass mug about the size of a human head, filled with jalepeno juice* EXCUSE US WOULD YOU EXPECT A HUMAN HEAD BETWEEN THE AGES OF 20-46 TO ENJOY IMMERSION IN JALAPENO JUICE I would not. |
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Ralph
Frequent Core Shifter
Soup is not my favorite food.
Posts: 1,422
Favorite Disease: The Uncommon Cold
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Post by Ralph on Jan 11, 2015 6:53:48 GMT
"Sounds good. Put it in the largest glass you have." *Comes back with a glass mug about the size of a human head, filled with jalepeno juice* *Margret swallows the glass whole. A torrent of smoke shoots out of her nostrils* "Ahh. Just the way I like it." *She reaches into her satchel and pulls out a cigar the size of a horse. She clenches it between her crooked teeth and sharpens her claws against it until it ignites* "So, how's the bar going?" |
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Grigor Mortis
Kidney Stone Breeder
i want to get off mr. bones' wild ride
Posts: 2,272
Favorite Disease: The Boneshakes
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Post by Grigor Mortis on Jan 11, 2015 6:53:57 GMT
Yes, yes. I am sure it is because you want to, not that each and all of you have a place int his world chosen by the highest of us. That would be ridiculous and impractical.*The Director takes out some sort of newfangled phone, and a massive grid temporarily appears over Joe. She then puts it back in her coat, which for fashionable reasons is covered in triangles. Of, kids these days and their 'apps'.* Indeed. |
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Post by Cordyceps sapiens on Jan 11, 2015 6:54:02 GMT
EXCUSE US WOULD YOU EXPECT A HUMAN HEAD BETWEEN THE AGES OF 20-46 TO ENJOY IMMERSION IN JALAPENO JUICE I would not. OH *series of frantic scribbles, then take out phone and send a hasty text* |
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Louis
Magboil Handler
Oh good a terrible death place.
Posts: 996
Favorite Disease: Bullet to the face syndrome
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Post by Louis on Jan 11, 2015 6:55:06 GMT
Yes. What would you like? |
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Louis
Magboil Handler
Oh good a terrible death place.
Posts: 996
Favorite Disease: Bullet to the face syndrome
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Post by Louis on Jan 11, 2015 6:55:58 GMT
*Comes back with a glass mug about the size of a human head, filled with jalepeno juice* *Margret swallows the glass whole. A torrent of smoke shoots out of her nostrils* "Ahh. Just the way I like it." *She reaches into her satchel and pulls out a cigar the size of a horse. She clenches it between her crooked teeth and sharpens her claws against it until it ignites* "So, how's the bar going?" Good. I'm in the green, and that's all that matters. Well, serving people matters too. |
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Grigor Mortis
Kidney Stone Breeder
i want to get off mr. bones' wild ride
Posts: 2,272
Favorite Disease: The Boneshakes
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Post by Grigor Mortis on Jan 11, 2015 6:56:27 GMT
Yes. What would you like?
I would like a roast beef sandwich, raw, no toppings, garlic bread. Two containers of pepper, please. Sixteen jalapenos, and two containers of hotsauce.
Thank you. |
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Ralph
Frequent Core Shifter
Soup is not my favorite food.
Posts: 1,422
Favorite Disease: The Uncommon Cold
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Post by Ralph on Jan 11, 2015 6:57:51 GMT
*Margret swallows the glass whole. A torrent of smoke shoots out of her nostrils* "Ahh. Just the way I like it." *She reaches into her satchel and pulls out a cigar the size of a horse. She clenches it between her crooked teeth and sharpens her claws against it until it ignites* "So, how's the bar going?" Good. I'm in the green, and that's all that matters. Well, serving people matters too. "Nice. Mail work has been going pretty good for me. I think I'll be getting a promotion soon. |
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