Louis
Magboil Handler
Oh good a terrible death place.
Posts: 996
Favorite Disease: Bullet to the face syndrome
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Post by Louis on Jan 11, 2015 6:57:56 GMT
Yes. What would you like? Very good.
I would like a roast beef sandwich, raw, no toppings, garlic bread. Two containers of pepper, please. Sixteen jalapenos, and two containers of hotsauce.
Thank you.*Joe comes back with all this in three minutes*
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Louis
Magboil Handler
Oh good a terrible death place.
Posts: 996
Favorite Disease: Bullet to the face syndrome
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Post by Louis on Jan 11, 2015 6:58:31 GMT
Good. I'm in the green, and that's all that matters. Well, serving people matters too. "Nice. Mail work has been going pretty good for me. I think I'll be getting a promotion soon. Good for you.
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Post by Cordyceps sapiens on Jan 11, 2015 7:00:24 GMT
*Margret swallows the glass whole. A torrent of smoke shoots out of her nostrils* "Ahh. Just the way I like it." *She reaches into her satchel and pulls out a cigar the size of a horse. She clenches it between her crooked teeth and sharpens her claws against it until it ignites* "So, how's the bar going?" Good. I'm in the green, and that's all that matters. Well, serving people matters too. *scribbling "being in green is all that matters"*
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Grigor Mortis
Kidney Stone Breeder
i want to get off mr. bones' wild ride
Posts: 2,272
Favorite Disease: The Boneshakes
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Post by Grigor Mortis on Jan 11, 2015 7:02:48 GMT
Very good.
I would like a roast beef sandwich, raw, no toppings, garlic bread. Two containers of pepper, please. Sixteen jalapenos, and two containers of hotsauce.
Thank you. *Joe comes back with all this in three minutes* *The Director, who is not some evil superhumanoid from the future, quickly puts all the pepper, jalapenos, and hotsauce onto the sandwich, before topping it with the bun. She then picks it up and consumes it... and never takes a break while doing so, completing it in one action. She does not even flinch, and lets out no noise after completing it.* www.youtube.com/watch?v=5l8Fg9J3tvYThank you.
Is there anything else to be done here?
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Louis
Magboil Handler
Oh good a terrible death place.
Posts: 996
Favorite Disease: Bullet to the face syndrome
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Post by Louis on Jan 11, 2015 7:03:57 GMT
*Joe comes back with all this in three minutes* *The Director, who is not some evil superhumanoid from the future, quickly puts all the pepper, jalapenos, and hotsauce onto the sandwich, before topping it with the bun. She then picks it up and consumes it... and never takes a break while doing so, completing it in one action. She does not even flinch, and lets out no noise after completing it.* www.youtube.com/watch?v=5l8Fg9J3tvYThank you.
Is there anything else to be done here?You could socialize, if you would like.
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Ralph
Frequent Core Shifter
Soup is not my favorite food.
Posts: 1,422
Favorite Disease: The Uncommon Cold
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Post by Ralph on Jan 11, 2015 7:05:28 GMT
"Nice. Mail work has been going pretty good for me. I think I'll be getting a promotion soon. Good for you. "By the way, I think I might have some mail for you."
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Grigor Mortis
Kidney Stone Breeder
i want to get off mr. bones' wild ride
Posts: 2,272
Favorite Disease: The Boneshakes
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Post by Grigor Mortis on Jan 11, 2015 7:05:44 GMT
*The Director, who is not some evil superhumanoid from the future, quickly puts all the pepper, jalapenos, and hotsauce onto the sandwich, before topping it with the bun. She then picks it up and consumes it... and never takes a break while doing so, completing it in one action. She does not even flinch, and lets out no noise after completing it.* www.youtube.com/watch?v=5l8Fg9J3tvYThank you.
Is there anything else to be done here?You could socialize, if you would like. Very well.
You have been cataloged.
The other two have not.
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Louis
Magboil Handler
Oh good a terrible death place.
Posts: 996
Favorite Disease: Bullet to the face syndrome
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Post by Louis on Jan 11, 2015 7:06:39 GMT
"By the way, I think I might have some mail for you." What'cha got for me?
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Ralph
Frequent Core Shifter
Soup is not my favorite food.
Posts: 1,422
Favorite Disease: The Uncommon Cold
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Post by Ralph on Jan 11, 2015 7:08:42 GMT
"By the way, I think I might have some mail for you." What'cha got for me? *Magret grinned, causing her cigar to ash onto the ground as she pulled out a letter and placed it on the ground*
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Louis
Magboil Handler
Oh good a terrible death place.
Posts: 996
Favorite Disease: Bullet to the face syndrome
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Post by Louis on Jan 11, 2015 7:09:45 GMT
*Magret grinned, causing her cigar to ash onto the ground as she pulled out a letter and placed it on the ground* *Joe walks over and picks it up*
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Post by Cordyceps sapiens on Jan 11, 2015 7:10:34 GMT
You could socialize, if you would like. Very well.
You have been cataloged.
The other two have not.HAHA THERE IS NOTHING TO BE CATALOGUED WHERE WE ARE CONCERNED I AM SIMPLY AN ORDINARY HUMAN IN TOUCH WITH THE YOUTH OF TODAY *scribble down "spicy is IN!!!!"*
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Ralph
Frequent Core Shifter
Soup is not my favorite food.
Posts: 1,422
Favorite Disease: The Uncommon Cold
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Post by Ralph on Jan 11, 2015 7:11:09 GMT
*Magret grinned, causing her cigar to ash onto the ground as she pulled out a letter and placed it on the ground* *Joe walks over and picks it up* "What does it say?"
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Post by Durga on Jan 11, 2015 7:12:00 GMT
*this song begins playing somehow*
*Durga stumbles in holding an empty bottle, her entire body shifting between pink and yellow*
Hey. hey hey hey hey hey hey hey!
*trips onto face*
hay~
Barkeep. I'm, I'll, I, I'll I'll have a thing. The thing.
The strongest thing ya got.
Lay it on me.
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Grigor Mortis
Kidney Stone Breeder
i want to get off mr. bones' wild ride
Posts: 2,272
Favorite Disease: The Boneshakes
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Post by Grigor Mortis on Jan 11, 2015 7:12:53 GMT
Very well.
You have been cataloged.
The other two have not. HAHA THERE IS NOTHING TO BE CATALOGUED WHERE WE ARE CONCERNED I AM SIMPLY AN ORDINARY HUMAN IN TOUCH WITH THE YOUTH OF TODAY *scribble down "spicy is IN!!!!"* Yes, we, too, are a human being, among the various hip-kids. We will make with the funk.
Tell me, soul-sister, what is your name?
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Louis
Magboil Handler
Oh good a terrible death place.
Posts: 996
Favorite Disease: Bullet to the face syndrome
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Post by Louis on Jan 11, 2015 7:15:25 GMT
*this song begins playing somehow*
*Durga stumbles in holding an empty bottle, her entire body shifting between pink and yellow*
Hey. hey hey hey hey hey hey hey!
*trips onto face*
hay~
Barkeep. I'm, I'll, I, I'll I'll have a thing. The thing.
The strongest thing ya got.
Lay it on me. *Joe brings her a shot of vodka*
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