Timevo1d3
Interzonal Tourist
meaaaaahhhHHHH!
Posts: 215 
Favorite Disease: spungebobus loserus
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Post by Timevo1d3 on Jan 21, 2015 2:12:52 GMT
Welcome a to a my a show you vill be cookin with the best
ingredents. You will face a many challanges and a judges.
for your first challange make a anything a you a like.
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Post by ThatOneGuy on Jan 21, 2015 12:54:39 GMT
I don't even know why I'm here. I can't eat.
*Begins cooking steak*
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Louis
Magboil Handler
Oh good a terrible death place.
Posts: 996
Favorite Disease: Bullet to the face syndrome
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Post by Louis on Jan 21, 2015 12:58:42 GMT
*Louis quietly enters and starts cooking a turkey, while mixing the baste*
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Dario
Burgrr Janitor
Posts: 382
Favorite Disease: Train Wreck Syndrome
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Post by Dario on Jan 21, 2015 13:18:00 GMT
Oh, well. When in Rome, pasta.
*starts making pasta*
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Post by ThatOneGuy on Jan 21, 2015 13:22:58 GMT
Oh, well. When in Rome, pasta. *starts making pasta* *pours creepy in your pasta* |
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Post by Xward on Jan 21, 2015 13:59:20 GMT
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Post by Cordyceps sapiens on Jan 21, 2015 17:54:35 GMT
*Cordyceps enter with a docile shoggoth which has somehow consented to breading. They sink the shoggoth in the deep fat fryer until the screaming stops, add a little cracked black pepper, and begin to select the choicest cuts.*
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Ralph
Frequent Core Shifter
Soup is not my favorite food.
Posts: 1,422
Favorite Disease: The Uncommon Cold
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Post by Ralph on Jan 21, 2015 18:02:36 GMT
I am preparing a traditional dish of demon flesh and elf chunks, with some added bones for texture.
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Post by Durga on Jan 21, 2015 18:09:26 GMT
*Sits back in one of the judge chairs, making the smuggest face imaginable*
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Dario
Burgrr Janitor
Posts: 382
Favorite Disease: Train Wreck Syndrome
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Post by Dario on Jan 21, 2015 18:30:14 GMT
*Sits back in one of the judge chairs, making the smuggest face imaginable* Oh, magnifico. The only judge worse than him would be Gordon Ramsay-I SAID WAIT UNTIL YOU'RE COOKED. *whacks what was once a spaghetto back into the pot* |
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Ralph
Frequent Core Shifter
Soup is not my favorite food.
Posts: 1,422
Favorite Disease: The Uncommon Cold
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Post by Ralph on Jan 21, 2015 18:32:06 GMT
I am also including a special ingredient in the form of lost souls. I just need to get them out of this jar.
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Post by Durga on Jan 21, 2015 18:37:26 GMT
*Sits back in one of the judge chairs, making the smuggest face imaginable* Oh, magnifico. The only judge worse than him would be Gordon Ramsay-I SAID WAIT UNTIL YOU'RE COOKED. *whacks what was once a spaghetto back into the pot* |
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Ralph
Frequent Core Shifter
Soup is not my favorite food.
Posts: 1,422
Favorite Disease: The Uncommon Cold
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Post by Ralph on Jan 21, 2015 18:38:31 GMT
Oh, magnifico. The only judge worse than him would be Gordon Ramsay-I SAID WAIT UNTIL YOU'RE COOKED. *whacks what was once a spaghetto back into the pot* Did you keep a rib? |
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Post by Durga on Jan 21, 2015 18:46:18 GMT
To be fair, I'm substituting for one of the scheduled judges. She couldn't come. She was eaten. By me. And she tasted terrible! 0/10! Did you keep a rib? |
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Ralph
Frequent Core Shifter
Soup is not my favorite food.
Posts: 1,422
Favorite Disease: The Uncommon Cold
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Post by Ralph on Jan 21, 2015 18:47:28 GMT
Well, I need something to get these lost souls out of this jar, and the butterknife keeps passing through them. |
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