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Post by Durga on Jan 21, 2015 18:52:22 GMT
Well, I need something to get these lost souls out of this jar, and the butterknife keeps passing through them.
*makes tsk noises and writes something down on a clipboard.* |
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Ralph
Frequent Core Shifter
Soup is not my favorite food.
Posts: 1,422 
Favorite Disease: The Uncommon Cold
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Post by Ralph on Jan 21, 2015 18:53:35 GMT
Well, I need something to get these lost souls out of this jar, and the butterknife keeps passing through them.
*makes tsk noises and writes something down on a clipboard.*Alright, I'll use that. |
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Timevo1d3
Interzonal Tourist
meaaaaahhhHHHH!
Posts: 215
Favorite Disease: spungebobus loserus
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Post by Timevo1d3 on Jan 21, 2015 20:50:27 GMT
"I will a present a your judges... you already met Durga. now meet the muppet chef and gordon ramsey"
*gordon appears from the gates of hell with the devilish background music suddenly starting*
*the muppet chef walks in with his mustach thinly trimmed and his droopy hat sewn on*
*Sits back in one of the judge chairs, making the smuggest face imaginable*
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Post by Durga on Jan 21, 2015 20:54:21 GMT
*Sits back in one of the judge chairs, making the smuggest face imaginable* Oh, magnifico. The only judge worse than him would be Gordon Ramsay-I SAID WAIT UNTIL YOU'RE COOKED. *whacks what was once a spaghetto back into the pot* "I will a present a your judges... you already met Durga. now meet the muppet chef and gordon ramsey" |
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hellf1reramsey
Fresh from the Seething
Holding my middle finger up at people who don't listen
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Post by hellf1reramsey on Jan 21, 2015 21:22:05 GMT
"What the fuck is this crap my grandma can make better dishes than these!!!!!!!" |
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Ralph
Frequent Core Shifter
Soup is not my favorite food.
Posts: 1,422
Favorite Disease: The Uncommon Cold
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Post by Ralph on Jan 21, 2015 21:23:55 GMT
"What the fuck is this crap my grandma can make better dishes than these!!!!!!!" Your grandma is dead. |
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hellf1reramsey
Fresh from the Seething
Holding my middle finger up at people who don't listen
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Post by hellf1reramsey on Jan 21, 2015 21:29:37 GMT
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Timevo1d3
Interzonal Tourist
meaaaaahhhHHHH!
Posts: 215
Favorite Disease: spungebobus loserus
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Post by Timevo1d3 on Jan 21, 2015 21:36:37 GMT
"What the fuck is this crap my grandma can make better dishes than these!!!!!!!" Your grandma is dead. |
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Ralph
Frequent Core Shifter
Soup is not my favorite food.
Posts: 1,422
Favorite Disease: The Uncommon Cold
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Post by Ralph on Jan 21, 2015 21:38:45 GMT
Timevo1d3: "guys save it a for a the real a tournament!" I'm currently making a lasagna of bone and flesh. |
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hellf1reramsey
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Holding my middle finger up at people who don't listen
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Post by hellf1reramsey on Jan 21, 2015 21:43:50 GMT
Timevo1d3: "guys save it a for a the real a tournament!" I'm currently making a lasagna of bone and flesh. *jabs finger into pan and licks his finger*
Gordan Ramsay: "the noodles aren't cooked fully and the sauce is bland! I bet a zaren wouldn't even eat this!"
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Ralph
Frequent Core Shifter
Soup is not my favorite food.
Posts: 1,422
Favorite Disease: The Uncommon Cold
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Post by Ralph on Jan 21, 2015 21:45:36 GMT
I'm currently making a lasagna of bone and flesh. *jabs finger into pan and licks his finger*
Gordan Ramsay: "the noodles aren't cooked fully and the sauce is bland! I bet a zaren wouldn't even eat this!"
What the hell is a Zaren? |
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Post by Cordyceps sapiens on Jan 21, 2015 21:50:48 GMT
*Serve fried Shoggoth artfully on a plate, lightly drizzled with a mushroom sauce. The tentacles extrude into the garden salad served with it.*
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hellf1reramsey
Fresh from the Seething
Holding my middle finger up at people who don't listen
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Post by hellf1reramsey on Jan 21, 2015 21:52:06 GMT
*jabs finger into pan and licks his finger*
Gordan Ramsay: "the noodles aren't cooked fully and the sauce is bland! I bet a zaren wouldn't even eat this!"
What the hell is a Zaren? *holds up middle finger*
Gordon ramsay: "three words... read... the... threads"
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Ralph
Frequent Core Shifter
Soup is not my favorite food.
Posts: 1,422
Favorite Disease: The Uncommon Cold
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Post by Ralph on Jan 21, 2015 21:54:16 GMT
What the hell is a Zaren? *holds up middle finger*
Gordon ramsay: "three words... read... the... threads"
The lasagna's not even cooked yet. |
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hellf1reramsey
Fresh from the Seething
Holding my middle finger up at people who don't listen
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Post by hellf1reramsey on Jan 21, 2015 21:55:38 GMT
*Serve fried Shoggoth artfully on a plate, lightly drizzled with a mushroom sauce. The tentacles extrude into the garden salad served with it.* *crosses arms slowly with a grim expression on his face then stares at the dish*
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