hellf1reramsey
Fresh from the Seething
Holding my middle finger up at people who don't listen
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Post by hellf1reramsey on Jan 21, 2015 21:57:05 GMT
*holds up middle finger*
Gordon ramsay: "three words... read... the... threads"
The lasagna's not even cooked yet. |
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Post by Cordyceps sapiens on Jan 21, 2015 21:57:06 GMT
*For dessert, bake a hollow apple (wrapped in foil to maintain shape). Remove all foil, and pour in fresh home-baked blueberry pie filling. Top it off with a nice bit of whipped cream.*
IT IS A PIE FOR THE CRUST INTOLERANT.
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Louis
Magboil Handler
Oh good a terrible death place.
Posts: 996
Favorite Disease: Bullet to the face syndrome
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Post by Louis on Jan 21, 2015 21:57:26 GMT
*Louis stuffs some green baste into now cooked turkey* Done!
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Post by Cordyceps sapiens on Jan 21, 2015 21:58:44 GMT
*Serve fried Shoggoth artfully on a plate, lightly drizzled with a mushroom sauce. The tentacles extrude into the garden salad served with it.* *crosses arms slowly with a grim expression on his face then stares at the dish*
"... "
100% GUARANTEE THE SHOGGOTH LIVES NO MORE. WE SELECTED ONLY THE FINEST CUTS FROM THIS WILD-CAUGHT SPECIMEN. SOME CLAIM THAT THE EYES ARE THE BEST PART, BUT WE THOUGHT IT WISE NOT TO TAKE THE RISK. |
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Ralph
Frequent Core Shifter
Soup is not my favorite food.
Posts: 1,422
Favorite Disease: The Uncommon Cold
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Post by Ralph on Jan 21, 2015 21:59:12 GMT
The lasagna's not even cooked yet. Okay, already. |
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hellf1reramsey
Fresh from the Seething
Holding my middle finger up at people who don't listen
Posts: 21
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Post by hellf1reramsey on Jan 21, 2015 22:01:10 GMT
*Louis stuffs some green baste into now cooked turkey* Done! * severs off leg*
Gordon ramsay: "ITS RAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
* fire engulfs his feet as the anger consumes louis*
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Louis
Magboil Handler
Oh good a terrible death place.
Posts: 996
Favorite Disease: Bullet to the face syndrome
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Post by Louis on Jan 21, 2015 22:29:03 GMT
*Louis stuffs some green baste into now cooked turkey* Done! * severs off leg*
Gordon ramsay: "ITS RAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
* fire engulfs his feet as the anger consumes louis*
FUCK YOU GORDON RAMSAY! |
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Timevo1d3
Interzonal Tourist
meaaaaahhhHHHH!
Posts: 215
Favorite Disease: spungebobus loserus
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Post by Timevo1d3 on Jan 21, 2015 22:35:11 GMT
* severs off leg*
Gordon ramsay: "ITS RAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
* fire engulfs his feet as the anger consumes louis*
FUCK YOU GORDON RAMSAY! Timevo1d3: "uhhh heres a demonstration to clear your minds guys buy our other judge... Mupet chef"
don't follow what it says at the beggining
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Timevo1d3
Interzonal Tourist
meaaaaahhhHHHH!
Posts: 215
Favorite Disease: spungebobus loserus
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Post by Timevo1d3 on Jan 21, 2015 22:35:36 GMT
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Post by ThatOneGuy on Jan 21, 2015 22:59:02 GMT
Okay. I'm done. Can somebody taste this steak?
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Louis
Magboil Handler
Oh good a terrible death place.
Posts: 996
Favorite Disease: Bullet to the face syndrome
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Post by Louis on Jan 21, 2015 23:04:03 GMT
*Louis pours yellow gravy over his TOTALLY COOKED turkey*
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Post by Durga on Jan 21, 2015 23:06:41 GMT
*Louis pours yellow gravy over his TOTALLY COOKED turkey* |
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hellf1reramsey
Fresh from the Seething
Holding my middle finger up at people who don't listen
Posts: 21
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Post by hellf1reramsey on Jan 21, 2015 23:07:40 GMT
Okay. I'm done. Can somebody taste this steak? *jabs fork into it*
Gordon ramsay: "could have had a bit more seasoning but it tastes good-ish"
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Post by ThatOneGuy on Jan 21, 2015 23:09:23 GMT
Okay. I'm done. Can somebody taste this steak? *jabs fork into it*
Gordon ramsay: "could have had a bit more seasoning but it tastes good-ish"
*It tastes like a mango* Oh. Wow. That went better than expected. |
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hellf1reramsey
Fresh from the Seething
Holding my middle finger up at people who don't listen
Posts: 21
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Post by hellf1reramsey on Jan 21, 2015 23:09:34 GMT
*Louis pours yellow gravy over his TOTALLY COOKED turkey* Gordon ramsay: "let me ask you this whats in the yellow gravy... xward piss?!"
*takes another bite from other leg then walks away writing on pad*
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