Louis
Magboil Handler
Oh good a terrible death place.
Posts: 996 
Favorite Disease: Bullet to the face syndrome
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Post by Louis on Jan 21, 2015 23:14:10 GMT
MOTHER FUCKING GORDON RAMSAY. I WILL FIND AND KILL YOU ONE DAY. And actually, its a juice secreted from a worm from another zone.
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hellf1reramsey
Fresh from the Seething
Holding my middle finger up at people who don't listen
Posts: 21
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Post by hellf1reramsey on Jan 21, 2015 23:28:01 GMT
*crosses arms slowly with a grim expression on his face then stares at the dish*
"... "
100% GUARANTEE THE SHOGGOTH LIVES NO MORE. WE SELECTED ONLY THE FINEST CUTS FROM THIS WILD-CAUGHT SPECIMEN. SOME CLAIM THAT THE EYES ARE THE BEST PART, BUT WE THOUGHT IT WISE NOT TO TAKE THE RISK. *Cuts slice of shoggoth, but poops and lowers*
Gordon ramsay: " this seems to be like you cooked it too long in the neuclear heater. so disappointing."
*throws meat slice away*
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hellf1reramsey
Fresh from the Seething
Holding my middle finger up at people who don't listen
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Post by hellf1reramsey on Jan 21, 2015 23:30:13 GMT
MOTHER FUCKING GORDON RAMSAY. I WILL FIND AND KILL YOU ONE DAY. And actually, its a juice secreted from a worm from another zone. *Looks over to see him goarging at his turkey only shreads left*
Gordon ramsey: "IFFFFFFFF WFFFFFF DEWWWWWWIFFFFFIFFFF"
Translation (it was delish)
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hellf1reramsey
Fresh from the Seething
Holding my middle finger up at people who don't listen
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Post by hellf1reramsey on Jan 21, 2015 23:32:27 GMT
*For dessert, bake a hollow apple (wrapped in foil to maintain shape). Remove all foil, and pour in fresh home-baked blueberry pie filling. Top it off with a nice bit of whipped cream.* IT IS A PIE FOR THE CRUST INTOLERANT. *pokes it then cuts a slice*
*stares at cordyceps as if she had just put heaven on a plate, as he starts to cry*
*then is silent as he walks away*
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Post by gobby gobberson on Jan 21, 2015 23:32:52 GMT
*Suddenly, a window breaks. A zeren walks in, and slams a creature down on the counter. it seems to be on fire, has 12 chitinous legs, a cats body, and a head that appears to be a giant clam* This is my entry. Is it a good? ((Reference pic of this zeren: i.imgur.com/7sM4dfs.jpg )) |
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Timevo1d3
Interzonal Tourist
meaaaaahhhHHHH!
Posts: 215
Favorite Disease: spungebobus loserus
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Post by Timevo1d3 on Jan 21, 2015 23:37:55 GMT
*Suddenly, a window breaks. A zeren walks in, and slams a creature down on the counter. it seems to be on fire, has 12 chitinous legs, a cats body, and a head that appears to be a giant clam* This is my entry. Is it a good? ((Reference pic of this zeren: i.imgur.com/7sM4dfs.jpg )) *GORDAN pokes zaren and it burns to ashes*
TIMEVO1D3 "Fuck no that was RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!"
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Post by gobby gobberson on Jan 21, 2015 23:39:54 GMT
*Suddenly, a window breaks. A zeren walks in, and slams a creature down on the counter. it seems to be on fire, has 12 chitinous legs, a cats body, and a head that appears to be a giant clam* This is my entry. Is it a good? ((Reference pic of this zeren: i.imgur.com/7sM4dfs.jpg )) * pokes zaren and it burns to ashes*
Gordon ramsay: "Fuck no that was RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!"
*The zeren who had its limbs burnt off stands back up* It is a very much raw. is how is eaten. *The zeren clicks its teeth a bit* |
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Post by ThatOneGuy on Jan 21, 2015 23:41:41 GMT
Okay, gun person, I have no idea what the judge actualy thought of my dish. You can never tell with him. Just eat this and tell me what you think.
*Tog holds the mango steak up to Louis*
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hellf1reramsey
Fresh from the Seething
Holding my middle finger up at people who don't listen
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Post by hellf1reramsey on Jan 21, 2015 23:43:24 GMT
* pokes zaren and it burns to ashes*
Gordon ramsay: "Fuck no that was RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!"
*The zeren who had its limbs burnt off stands back up* It is a very much raw. is how is eaten. *The zeren clicks its teeth a bit* *gordan pushes hands into beasts ripps out a pile of flesh and eats it*
Gordon: "very unique but it is very rubbery!"
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Post by gobby gobberson on Jan 21, 2015 23:45:03 GMT
*The zeren who had its limbs burnt off stands back up* It is a very much raw. is how is eaten. *The zeren clicks its teeth a bit* *gordan pushes hands into beasts ripps out a pile of flesh and eats it*
Gordon: "very unique but it is very rubbery!"
yesh yesh. is a rubbery. is a normal. *The zeren clicks the yellowish plates on its tongue, seemingly pleased* |
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hellf1reramsey
Fresh from the Seething
Holding my middle finger up at people who don't listen
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Post by hellf1reramsey on Jan 21, 2015 23:45:46 GMT
Okay, gun person, I have no idea what the judge actualy thought of my dish. You can never tell with him. Just eat this and tell me what you think.
*Tog holds the mango steak up to Louis* |
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Dario
Burgrr Janitor
Posts: 382
Favorite Disease: Train Wreck Syndrome
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Post by Dario on Jan 22, 2015 0:37:18 GMT
Okay, the sheep cheese is ok, the eggs are ok, the bacon is ok... bacon of what, I don't know... The spaghetti are taking a lot of time to cook, but they're coming just fine... where's the pepper?
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Louis
Magboil Handler
Oh good a terrible death place.
Posts: 996
Favorite Disease: Bullet to the face syndrome
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Post by Louis on Jan 22, 2015 12:34:09 GMT
Okay, gun person, I have no idea what the judge actualy thought of my dish. You can never tell with him. Just eat this and tell me what you think.
*Tog holds the mango steak up to Louis* Why not. *Eats a bite* |
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Post by Durga on Jan 22, 2015 12:41:23 GMT
By the way. You all have five minute left to complete your dishes.
*a tiny countdown clock appears in the corner of everyone's vision. The clock obviously has no idea how numbers work and cannot agree to a single language*
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Post by ThatOneGuy on Jan 22, 2015 12:57:20 GMT
By the way. You all have five minute left to complete your dishes. *a tiny countdown clock appears in the corner of everyone's vision. The clock obviously has no idea how numbers work and cannot agree to a single language*
*Begins pouring random spices on a second steak that tastes like an orange* |
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