hellf1reramsey
Fresh from the Seething
Holding my middle finger up at people who don't listen
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Post by hellf1reramsey on Jan 23, 2015 22:28:39 GMT
A small squid teleports in, and lays a plate down on an available table. On the plate is a single ravioli, artfully surrounded by sauces in a floral pattern. A garnish of an unidentified herb completes the dish. The squid lays down a placard that simply states "Taste Explosion". The blue cuttlefish then promptly exits through the portal it created. The ravioli steams slightly.
Not bad.
*writes something on clipboard and moves on** holds up bone and shaves till thin then cuts slice and eats it*
Gordon ramsay "It is not bad and the cheese is perfect but the sauce isn't seasoned well very good job!"
*scribbles something on pad and leaves*
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hellf1reramsey
Fresh from the Seething
Holding my middle finger up at people who don't listen
Posts: 21
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Post by hellf1reramsey on Jan 23, 2015 22:30:38 GMT
Gordon Ramsay only drags his sorry ass out of hell to yell at people on cooking shows. We need to do it now, and he's probably going to give everyone a zero anyway. Give me as second.
Hey! What's the prize for winning this?!
Gordon ramsay: "oh you'll see!"
*laughs maniecaly*
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Post by muppetchef23 on Jan 23, 2015 22:34:12 GMT
I took perfectly good tuna, baked it into a shortbread crust, and smothered the whole thing in Velveeta. Then I took a salmon, minced it up, mixed it with water, chopped celery and mayonnaise and seasonings to somebody's taste, sprinkled gelatin over the whole mess, and put it in the icebox in a Jell-O mold in the shape of a fish. I successfully created a warped gelatinous atrocity where a fish had once been.
In my schools, I was caught to create these blasphemies of processed food and overabundant gelatin. The knowledge is seared into my mind, and somebody must pay.
The Swedish Chef will probably like these dishes, actually. I've seen how the Swedes eat. They eat lye herring because they hate themselves. He can take sick pleasure with my blessings.
* holds up hands and picks up one of every thing on plate(s)*
sweedish chef: "mmm vrryyy mchhh fdddd"
*eats all and throws whats left behind him comicly*
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Ralph
Frequent Core Shifter
Soup is not my favorite food.
Posts: 1,422
Favorite Disease: The Uncommon Cold
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Post by Ralph on Jan 23, 2015 22:35:17 GMT
Who wants to try my lasanga?
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Post by Uh-Oh Nautilus on Jan 23, 2015 22:42:36 GMT
*raises a non-existent eyebrow and cuts a tiny piece of the ravioli, said piece dissolving in a swarm of tiny black particles*
Not bad.
*writes something on clipboard and moves on* * holds up bone and shaves till thin then cuts slice and eats it*
Gordon ramsay "It is not bad and the cheese is perfect but the sauce isn't seasoned well very good job!"
*scribbles something on pad and leaves*
Cutting into the ravioli causes it to implode, deleting the nearby area of space time. The table is completely gone, and there is a perfectly smooth crater in the floor where it used to stand. The air rushes back into the center in a large thunderclap. Gordan Ramsay survives because of his immortality, but he stands in a crater. |
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Grigor Mortis
Kidney Stone Breeder
i want to get off mr. bones' wild ride
Posts: 2,272
Favorite Disease: The Boneshakes
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Post by Grigor Mortis on Jan 23, 2015 22:48:11 GMT
 pulgasari has arrived |
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Louis
Magboil Handler
Oh good a terrible death place.
Posts: 996
Favorite Disease: Bullet to the face syndrome
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Post by Louis on Jan 23, 2015 22:53:44 GMT
Give me as second.
Hey! What's the prize for winning this?!
Gordon ramsay: "oh you'll see!"
*laughs maniecaly*
*Whisper* He's probably not going to give us shit. We need to use this chance to avenge all the crushed souls and dreams Ramsay has consumed. |
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Dr. Caliginous, VII
Frequent Core Shifter
Tarnished silver is silver still
Posts: 1,228
Favorite Disease: A pox on both your houses
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Post by Dr. Caliginous, VII on Jan 23, 2015 22:54:34 GMT
*One of the walls suddenly bursts open, revealing Curious (in full centipede form) wearing a chef's hat and inexplicably carrying several large cloves of garlic.*
Stay back, you cur! I've come to claim my throne and weapon!
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Post by ThatOneGuy on Jan 23, 2015 23:56:09 GMT
Gordon ramsay: "oh you'll see!"
*laughs maniecaly*
*Whisper* He's probably not going to give us shit. We need to use this chance to avenge all the crushed souls and dreams Ramsay has consumed. |
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Louis
Magboil Handler
Oh good a terrible death place.
Posts: 996
Favorite Disease: Bullet to the face syndrome
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Post by Louis on Jan 24, 2015 0:05:33 GMT
*Whisper* He's probably not going to give us shit. We need to use this chance to avenge all the crushed souls and dreams Ramsay has consumed. The most important thing to Ramsay is his ego. We need to knock that down a few notches, without getting caught. The best way to do that? Pranks. I'm a serious man, but in my downtime I have fun. I have a few ideas of my own. Think of a prank, and try and execute it without detection. |
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Post by ThatOneGuy on Jan 24, 2015 0:21:08 GMT
The most important thing to Ramsay is his ego. We need to knock that down a few notches, without getting caught. The best way to do that? Pranks. I'm a serious man, but in my downtime I have fun. I have a few ideas of my own. Think of a prank, and try and execute it without detection. *An antena pops out of Tog's wing nub and extrea cutlery apears everywhere* |
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Post by Durga on Jan 24, 2015 0:24:14 GMT
*One of the walls suddenly bursts open, revealing Curious (in full centipede form) wearing a chef's hat and inexplicably carrying several large cloves of garlic.* Stay back, you cur! I've come to claim my throne and weapon!
*sits in iron judge throne. munches popcorn* |
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hellf1reramsey
Fresh from the Seething
Holding my middle finger up at people who don't listen
Posts: 21
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Post by hellf1reramsey on Jan 24, 2015 2:16:55 GMT
*One of the walls suddenly bursts open, revealing Curious (in full centipede form) wearing a chef's hat and inexplicably carrying several large cloves of garlic.* Stay back, you cur! I've come to claim my throne and weapon!
*sits in iron judge throne. munches popcorn**stands up from judges seats*
Gordon ramsay: "final preparation plate your dishes and place them on the judges table!"
Gordon ramsay: "the winner will get the eternal weapon!"
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Ralph
Frequent Core Shifter
Soup is not my favorite food.
Posts: 1,422
Favorite Disease: The Uncommon Cold
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Post by Ralph on Jan 24, 2015 2:20:17 GMT
:::I
*sits in iron judge throne. munches popcorn* *stands up from judges seats*
Gordon ramsay: "final preparation plate your dishes and place them on the judges table!"
Gordon ramsay: "the winner will get the eternal weapon!"
Alright, here's my demon lasagna. |
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Post by gobby gobberson on Jan 24, 2015 2:21:23 GMT
:::I
*sits in iron judge throne. munches popcorn* *stands up from judges seats*
Gordon ramsay: "final preparation plate your dishes and place them on the judges table!"
Gordon ramsay: "the winner will get the eternal weapon!"
Eternal weapon? but I am zeren! myhands may not be FIT for eternal weapon! * the zeren covers its single eye.. you can see steaam rising from between its hands. steam aand smoke* |
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