hellf1reramsey
Fresh from the Seething
Holding my middle finger up at people who don't listen
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Post by hellf1reramsey on Jan 24, 2015 2:30:10 GMT
*stands up from judges seats*
Gordon ramsay: "final preparation plate your dishes and place them on the judges table!"
Gordon ramsay: "the winner will get the eternal weapon!"
Eternal weapon? but I am zeren! myhands may not be FIT for eternal weapon! * the zeren covers its single eye.. you can see steaam rising from between its hands. steam aand smoke* Gordon ramsay: "WELL TOO BAD!"
Gordon Ramsay: "come on chop chop!"
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Post by gobby gobberson on Jan 24, 2015 3:16:34 GMT
Eternal weapon? but I am zeren! myhands may not be FIT for eternal weapon! * the zeren covers its single eye.. you can see steaam rising from between its hands. steam aand smoke* Gordon ramsay: "WELL TOO BAD!"
Gordon Ramsay: "come on chop chop!"
But..but...it ees discrimination! (I picture this zeren having a layered russian woman accent)
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Dario
Burgrr Janitor
Posts: 382
Favorite Disease: Train Wreck Syndrome
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Post by Dario on Jan 24, 2015 12:24:19 GMT
*Places his carbonara pasta on the judges' desk. It's blueish-black in color, but otherwise normal*
"Behave, now. Stick to the plan."
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Post by Durga on Jan 24, 2015 13:31:23 GMT
*Places his carbonara pasta on the judges' desk. It's blueish-black in color, but otherwise normal* "Behave, now. Stick to the plan."
I'm sorry, but You've been eliminated. You did not use the Special Secret Ingrediant which we forgot to mention until just now.
That ingredient being...
*lifts cloth on Ingredient table, revealing mirror*
YYYOOOUUU!
Though all things, considered, Cordy was the only one to use said ingredient. We can't eliminate everybody but one on the first round. the network would have a shitfit.
So due to the nebulous nature of this show, you get to stay.
Unless you get eliminated.
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Dario
Burgrr Janitor
Posts: 382
Favorite Disease: Train Wreck Syndrome
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Post by Dario on Jan 24, 2015 13:40:16 GMT
*Places his carbonara pasta on the judges' desk. It's blueish-black in color, but otherwise normal* "Behave, now. Stick to the plan."
I'm sorry, but You've been eliminated. You did not use the Special Secret Ingrediant which we forgot to mention until just now.
That ingredient being...
*lifts cloth on Ingredient table, revealing mirror*
YYYOOOUUU!
Though all things, considered, Cordy was the only one to use said ingredient. We can't eliminate everybody but one on the first round. the network would have a shitfit.
So due to the nebulous nature of this show, you get to stay.
Unless you get eliminated.So this has been another:
*ding*
POINTLESS MOMENT
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hellf1reramsey
Fresh from the Seething
Holding my middle finger up at people who don't listen
Posts: 21
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Post by hellf1reramsey on Jan 25, 2015 17:17:48 GMT
Gordon: "All right cordy, present your dishhhh!"
*has a blank look on his face as the contestants shuffle to move around*
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Post by Cordyceps sapiens on Jan 25, 2015 18:05:03 GMT
*Cordy presents beautifully plated own self, with a sprig of mint to complement the mermaid flavor.*
*Ghost resurrects her terrible mid-century abominations, previously destroyed by Swedish Chef. She serves them with martinis, because to eat such food sober is unimaginable.*
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