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Post by ThatOneGuy on Jan 18, 2015 5:14:48 GMT
III havVE My BIIthDAY!!!!!! I wAs MMOre MAde .. BuT ! I StiLLL COuNNT IT!!!! IAM IIINN APLACE WITH AlaooT Off CoLuor>.! I HHaad FOuund A A A A A A BOok ANd I aCiDeNtaktaly Sat On ti.... It STarETed Talking And I CCOUlsd thInK mORE Easssy. III 'm GGona go sitt on More things. I AAm A kingd of rrrEALly HunNgery.. I KnOOW!!! I am GONNA AET THE BOOK!!! Connie: Okay! *Connie opens her mouth wide and looks at the book* Book: If you are planning on eating me, no. He ate me, sent me to a weird pocket dimension, and then accidentaly spat me out later. I honestly have no idea what was wrong with him. His voice was grating as hell.
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Post by Ralph on Jan 18, 2015 5:16:53 GMT
Connie: Okay! *Connie opens her mouth wide and looks at the book* Book: If you are planning on eating me, no. He ate me, sent me to a weird pocket dimension, and then accidentaly spat me out later. I honestly have no idea what was wrong with him. His voice was grating as hell. Connie: So, what will happen if I eat you?
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Post by ThatOneGuy on Jan 18, 2015 5:18:14 GMT
Book: If you are planning on eating me, no. He ate me, sent me to a weird pocket dimension, and then accidentaly spat me out later. I honestly have no idea what was wrong with him. His voice was grating as hell. Connie: So, what will happen if I eat you? Digestion.
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Ralph
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Post by Ralph on Jan 18, 2015 5:19:22 GMT
Connie: So, what will happen if I eat you? Digestion. Connie: Oh, I can't digest much any more, my stomach's full of tapeworms and cockroaches.
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Post by ThatOneGuy on Jan 18, 2015 5:20:16 GMT
Connie: Oh, I can't digest much any more, my stomach's full of tapeworms and cockroaches. JUST DON'T EAT ME YOU WEIRD BUG LADY.
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Post by Ralph on Jan 18, 2015 5:21:20 GMT
Connie: Oh, I can't digest much any more, my stomach's full of tapeworms and cockroaches. JUST DON'T EAT ME YOU WEIRD BUG LADY. Connie: Okay. Maybe later. *Connie presses the second chapter*
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Post by ThatOneGuy on Jan 18, 2015 5:29:25 GMT
JUST DON'T EAT ME YOU WEIRD BUG LADY. Connie: Okay. Maybe later. *Connie presses the second chapter* Today I nearly killed everyone. I was trying to help, I took all of the kinds of Jack's Ichor I could get and combined them. I didn't know it would turn me into whatever that THING was. You know, Cthulu isn't that bad a guy. If it weren't for the whole double mind control thing, he would probably have tried to help us. But I'm getting off topic... I made Jack lose an arm, and then I had to make him cry. I feel terrible. I know he would've died without me doing what I did, but there might have been anothere way! I don't know if I belong here. I just want to help...
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Ralph
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Soup is not my favorite food.
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Post by Ralph on Jan 18, 2015 5:36:21 GMT
Connie: Okay. Maybe later. *Connie presses the second chapter* Today I nearly killed everyone. I was trying to help, I took all of the kinds of Jack's Ichor I could get and combined them. I didn't know it would turn me into whatever that THING was. You know, Cthulu isn't that bad a guy. If it weren't for the whole double mind control thing, he would probably have tried to help us. But I'm getting off topic... I made Jack lose an arm, and then I had to make him cry. I feel terrible. I know he would've died without me doing what I did, but there might have been anothere way! I don't know if I belong here. I just want to help... *Connie stares blankly at the book for a few minutes before nervously pressing the next chapter*
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Post by ThatOneGuy on Jan 18, 2015 6:00:15 GMT
Today I nearly killed everyone. I was trying to help, I took all of the kinds of Jack's Ichor I could get and combined them. I didn't know it would turn me into whatever that THING was. You know, Cthulu isn't that bad a guy. If it weren't for the whole double mind control thing, he would probably have tried to help us. But I'm getting off topic... I made Jack lose an arm, and then I had to make him cry. I feel terrible. I know he would've died without me doing what I did, but there might have been anothere way! I don't know if I belong here. I just want to help... *Connie stares blankly at the book for a few minutes before nervously pressing the next chapter* I let Nulla get an orb of almost INFINITE power! I'm an Idiot! He... He killed Mark twice! How could I have let this happen!? In the entire time that I've been here, I haven't done ONE usefull thing! Every time I do ANYTHING my family gets hurt! I shouldn't even be here. I can't let them know how I feel. They would just become sad... I need to do something that will help them. I need to stay positive. I'm just afraid something I do is going to get one of them really hurt... I don't know how I would live with myself if I lost one of them forever.
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Soup is not my favorite food.
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Post by Ralph on Jan 18, 2015 6:02:55 GMT
*Connie stares blankly at the book for a few minutes before nervously pressing the next chapter* I let Nulla get an orb of almost INFINITE power! I'm an Idiot! He... He killed Mark twice! How could I have let this happen!? In the entire time that I've been here, I haven't done ONE usefull thing! Every time I do ANYTHING my family gets hurt! I shouldn't even be here. I can't let them know how I feel. They would just become sad... I need to do something that will help them. I need to stay positive. I'm just afraid something I do is going to get one of them really hurt... I don't know how I would live with myself if I lost one of them forever. Connie: Huh. He doesn't sound like he has a very good life.
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Post by ThatOneGuy on Jan 18, 2015 6:05:31 GMT
I let Nulla get an orb of almost INFINITE power! I'm an Idiot! He... He killed Mark twice! How could I have let this happen!? In the entire time that I've been here, I haven't done ONE usefull thing! Every time I do ANYTHING my family gets hurt! I shouldn't even be here. I can't let them know how I feel. They would just become sad... I need to do something that will help them. I need to stay positive. I'm just afraid something I do is going to get one of them really hurt... I don't know how I would live with myself if I lost one of them forever. Connie: Huh. He doesn't sound like he has a very good life. What? Bull. He's happy all the time! What does it say?
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Post by Ralph on Jan 18, 2015 6:07:38 GMT
Connie: Huh. He doesn't sound like he has a very good life. What? Bull. He's happy all the time! What does it say? Connie: Let's just see what the next part says.
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Post by ThatOneGuy on Jan 18, 2015 6:15:58 GMT
What? Bull. He's happy all the time! What does it say? Connie: Let's just see what the next part says. Mark has died again. The voices say it is permanent now. It's becoming harder to hear them. I know I don't have much time left. I have proven to myself that I am useless here. I refuse to stay here and watch all of my family die. I refuse to be the cause of their deaths. I am going to do one last thing before I die. I need to find my sister. I'm taking Tog's old mech. I need to find someody that can help me use the tacking device I still have to find my creators. I know they have her. I know I need to stay positive, but that's becoming harder and harder these days.
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Post by Ralph on Jan 18, 2015 6:19:29 GMT
Connie: Let's just see what the next part says. Mark has died again. The voices say it is permanent now. It's becoming harder to hear them. I know I don't have much time left. I have proven to myself that I am useless here. I refuse to stay here and watch all of my family die. I refuse to be the cause of their deaths. I am going to do one last thing before I die. I need to find my sister. I'm taking Tog's old mech. I need to find someody that can help me use the tacking device I still have to find my creators. I know they have her. I know I need to stay positive, but that's becoming harder and harder these days. *Connie looked at the remaining chapters* Connie: This is starting to get depressing.
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Post by ThatOneGuy on Jan 18, 2015 6:37:36 GMT
Mark has died again. The voices say it is permanent now. It's becoming harder to hear them. I know I don't have much time left. I have proven to myself that I am useless here. I refuse to stay here and watch all of my family die. I refuse to be the cause of their deaths. I am going to do one last thing before I die. I need to find my sister. I'm taking Tog's old mech. I need to find someody that can help me use the tacking device I still have to find my creators. I know they have her. I know I need to stay positive, but that's becoming harder and harder these days. *Connie looked at the remaining chapters* Connie: This is starting to get depressing. Today I found somebody. I was in some zonewith a bunch of green hills. I had arrived at some weird gas station when just as I was putting up "Help wanted" signs, somebody said she wanted the job. She was a normal greyzoner. She only looked eight, and I was just about to ask why she was out alone when I realized I'm pretty much the equivelant of an eight year old too. she was actually kind of cuteAnyways, she said that her name was Pelan, and she was actually a pretty good mechanic. She said that she would be able to fix it by tommorow. I offered her extra money to help along the way, but she didn't accept it. She said that she had always wanted to explore the zone cluster, and that she would come with me.
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I'm trying to get to sleep. I've never actually needed to sleep before, but I think it might delay my death. I am haunted by my past failures. My entire life has been spent messing things up. I realize that my always trying to stay positive might have stopped working a long time ago. I miss my family. At least I have Pelan now.
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