Ralph
Frequent Core Shifter
Soup is not my favorite food.
Posts: 1,422
Favorite Disease: The Uncommon Cold
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Post by Ralph on Jan 18, 2015 21:35:50 GMT
August 18: Alright, I've made my choice. These bugs have been some of my only friends since I was a little girl, so I can't just let them all die. I hope this works, but I have no idea if it will. If I survive,I'll write back tomorrow. OH SHIT I WAS RIGHT YOUR GOING TO FIGHT YOUR DAD TO THE DEATH AND FEED HIS CORPSE TO THEM Connie: What? No! Maybe it's best you see for yourself. *Connie reached under the table and pulled out a pair of strange goggle before handing them to the fedora.*
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Post by ThatOneGuy on Jan 18, 2015 21:39:12 GMT
OH SHIT I WAS RIGHT YOUR GOING TO FIGHT YOUR DAD TO THE DEATH AND FEED HIS CORPSE TO THEM Connie: What? No! Maybe it's best you see for yourself. *Connie reached under the table and pulled out a pair of strange goggle before handing them to the fedora.* HAHA COOL
*Fedora concentrates for a moment before arms appear and put on the sunglasses*
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Ralph
Frequent Core Shifter
Soup is not my favorite food.
Posts: 1,422
Favorite Disease: The Uncommon Cold
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Post by Ralph on Jan 18, 2015 21:41:06 GMT
Connie: What? No! Maybe it's best you see for yourself. *Connie reached under the table and pulled out a pair of strange goggle before handing them to the fedora.* HAHA COOL
*Fedora concentrates for a moment before arms appear and put on the sunglasses* *The goggles saw through Connie's skin, revealing an uncountable number of insects and other bugs crawling around in nearly every part of her body*
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Post by ThatOneGuy on Jan 18, 2015 21:44:23 GMT
HAHA COOL
*Fedora concentrates for a moment before arms appear and put on the sunglasses* *The goggles saw through Connie's skin, revealing an uncountable number of insects and other bugs crawling around in nearly every part of her body* YOU LOST THE DEATH BATTLE BUT INSTEAD OF KILLING HIS DAUGHTER YOUR DAD SHOVED FISTFULLS OF BUGS IN YOUR MOUTH
OR YOU ATE THEM VOLUNTARRILY YOU CREEP
ALSO IM KEEPING THESE GOGGLES
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Ralph
Frequent Core Shifter
Soup is not my favorite food.
Posts: 1,422
Favorite Disease: The Uncommon Cold
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Post by Ralph on Jan 18, 2015 21:49:49 GMT
*The goggles saw through Connie's skin, revealing an uncountable number of insects and other bugs crawling around in nearly every part of her body* YOU LOST THE DEATH BATTLE BUT INSTEAD OF KILLING HIS DAUGHTER YOUR DAD SHOVED FISTFULLS OF BUGS IN YOUR MOUTH
OR YOU ATE THEM VOLUNTARRILY YOU CREEP
ALSO IM KEEPING THESE GOGGLESConnie: Now, this next bit's kind of hard to read but I'll try to remember what it said. August 19th: I did it. Every thing went just fine. Looks like Harry's moved his way to the kidneys by now. I think he'll like it in there. Lucy must have gotten to the intestine. I bet she's happy in there too. It seems that Billy's in the brain right about now. I've always wondered what it would be like to live in a brain. I bet it's fun
*The rest of the entry is in an unreadable scribble.*
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Post by ThatOneGuy on Jan 18, 2015 21:53:58 GMT
YOU LOST THE DEATH BATTLE BUT INSTEAD OF KILLING HIS DAUGHTER YOUR DAD SHOVED FISTFULLS OF BUGS IN YOUR MOUTH
OR YOU ATE THEM VOLUNTARRILY YOU CREEP
ALSO IM KEEPING THESE GOGGLES Connie: Now, this next bit's kind of hard to read but I'll try to remember what it said. August 19th: I did it. Every thing went just fine. Looks like Harry's moved his way to the kidneys by now. I think he'll like it in there. Lucy must have gotten to the intestine. I bet she's happy in there too. It seems that Billy's in the brain right about now. I've always wondered what it would be like to live in a brain. I bet it's fun
*The rest of the entry is in an unreadable scribble.* THAT IS WHAT YOU GET FOR EATING THINGS NORMALLY NOT EATEN BY YOUR SPECIES
I ONLY EAT TEARS AND HOT SAUCE
I DONT REALLY HAVE A MOUTH SO I JUST SOAK IN A MIXTTURE OF THE TWO
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Ralph
Frequent Core Shifter
Soup is not my favorite food.
Posts: 1,422
Favorite Disease: The Uncommon Cold
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Post by Ralph on Jan 18, 2015 21:56:01 GMT
Connie: Now, this next bit's kind of hard to read but I'll try to remember what it said. August 19th: I did it. Every thing went just fine. Looks like Harry's moved his way to the kidneys by now. I think he'll like it in there. Lucy must have gotten to the intestine. I bet she's happy in there too. It seems that Billy's in the brain right about now. I've always wondered what it would be like to live in a brain. I bet it's fun
*The rest of the entry is in an unreadable scribble.* THAT IS WHAT YOU GET FOR EATING THINGS NORMALLY NOT EATEN BY YOUR SPECIES
I ONLY EAT TEARS AND HOT SAUCE
I DONT REALLY HAVE A MOUTH SO I JUST SOAK IN A MIXTTURE OF THE TWOConnie: Actually, I only put a few of them in my mouth. The others entered through... other areas. I guess it took a while to get used to it at first.
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Post by ThatOneGuy on Jan 18, 2015 22:11:21 GMT
THAT IS WHAT YOU GET FOR EATING THINGS NORMALLY NOT EATEN BY YOUR SPECIES
I ONLY EAT TEARS AND HOT SAUCE
I DONT REALLY HAVE A MOUTH SO I JUST SOAK IN A MIXTTURE OF THE TWO Connie: Actually, I only put a few of them in my mouth. The others entered through... other areas. I guess it took a while to get used to it at first. THAT IS FUCKING HILARIOUS
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Ralph
Frequent Core Shifter
Soup is not my favorite food.
Posts: 1,422
Favorite Disease: The Uncommon Cold
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Post by Ralph on Jan 18, 2015 22:13:34 GMT
Connie: Actually, I only put a few of them in my mouth. The others entered through... other areas. I guess it took a while to get used to it at first. THAT IS FUCKING HILARIOUSConnie: What?
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Post by ThatOneGuy on Jan 18, 2015 22:15:15 GMT
THAT IS FUCKING HILARIOUS Connie: What? I AM ASSUMING WHAT YOU MEAN BY OTHER ORIFICES TO BE FUNNY AS HELL
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Ralph
Frequent Core Shifter
Soup is not my favorite food.
Posts: 1,422
Favorite Disease: The Uncommon Cold
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Post by Ralph on Jan 18, 2015 22:22:00 GMT
I AM ASSUMING WHAT YOU MEAN BY OTHER ORIFICES TO BE FUNNY AS HELL Connie: I guess Auguts 22: I feel better now, but still kind of weird. The strangest thing is, I feel a lot more in touch with the bugs. It's almost like I can hear them speak.
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Post by ThatOneGuy on Jan 18, 2015 22:32:22 GMT
I AM ASSUMING WHAT YOU MEAN BY OTHER ORIFICES TO BE FUNNY AS HELL Connie: I guess Auguts 22: I feel better now, but still kind of weird. The strangest thing is, I feel a lot more in touch with the bugs. It's almost like I can hear them speak. SO YOU BECAME A TRAVELING BUG PSYCIC AND AWED PEOPLE WITH YOUR AMAZING ABILITY TO INAUDIBLY HAVE SMALL TALK WITH FRUIT FLIES
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Ralph
Frequent Core Shifter
Soup is not my favorite food.
Posts: 1,422
Favorite Disease: The Uncommon Cold
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Post by Ralph on Jan 18, 2015 22:34:00 GMT
Connie: I guess Auguts 22: I feel better now, but still kind of weird. The strangest thing is, I feel a lot more in touch with the bugs. It's almost like I can hear them speak. SO YOU BECAME A TRAVELING BUG PSYCIC AND AWED PEOPLE WITH YOUR AMAZING ABILITY TO INAUDIBLY HAVE SMALL TALK WITH FRUIT FLIESConnie: not exactly.
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Post by ThatOneGuy on Jan 18, 2015 22:45:14 GMT
SO YOU BECAME A TRAVELING BUG PSYCIC AND AWED PEOPLE WITH YOUR AMAZING ABILITY TO INAUDIBLY HAVE SMALL TALK WITH FRUIT FLIES Connie: not exactly. SO SLIGHTLY EXACTLY?
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Ralph
Frequent Core Shifter
Soup is not my favorite food.
Posts: 1,422
Favorite Disease: The Uncommon Cold
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Post by Ralph on Jan 18, 2015 22:51:29 GMT
September 6: I think my dad's starting to notice my occasional horrific gagging, and that I insist I mash up my food before eating. I guess I wouldn't be able to hide it from him forever, but I'm worried as to how he'll react. On a side note, Douglas and Dennis have started burrowing into my teeth.
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