Ralph
Frequent Core Shifter
Soup is not my favorite food.
Posts: 1,422 
Favorite Disease: The Uncommon Cold
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Post by Ralph on Jan 28, 2015 23:28:58 GMT
June: Okay, but what's wrong with mah boghog? He has mushrooms on him, just like you do! THE BEACH-WORM IS STILL IN THE PRELIMINARY STAGES OF INFECTION IT REQUIRED SOME EFFORT FOR OUR PROGENY TO CALM YOU SEE JUNE, WE ARE THE MUSHROOMS *and then Cordyceps was a mushroom zombie* June: Uh-huh. What about the boghog? How infectad is he? *June drops an uncooked piece of meat into the hog's mouth, who devours it violently.* |
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Post by Cordyceps sapiens on Jan 28, 2015 23:34:36 GMT
THE BEACH-WORM IS STILL IN THE PRELIMINARY STAGES OF INFECTION IT REQUIRED SOME EFFORT FOR OUR PROGENY TO CALM YOU SEE JUNE, WE ARE THE MUSHROOMS *and then Cordyceps was a mushroom zombie* June: Uh-huh. What about the boghog? How infectad is he? *June drops an uncooked piece of meat into the hog's mouth, who devours it violently.* YOUR ANIMAL'S INFECTION IS NOT OF OUR GENUS. IF IT WERE HIS CENTRAL NERVOUS SYSTEM WOULD BE COMPROMISED LONG BEFORE ANY VISUALLY PERCEPTIBLE SIGNS APPEARED ON HIS SURFACE. HE HAS ACQUIRED A SUBCUTANEOUS PARASITE WHICH FEEDS ON NON-VITAL SYSTEMS. IT SHOULD CAUSE NO INCONVENIENCE UNLESS HIS IMMUNE SYSTEM INDUCES AN ITCHING SENSATION. |
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Ralph
Frequent Core Shifter
Soup is not my favorite food.
Posts: 1,422
Favorite Disease: The Uncommon Cold
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Post by Ralph on Jan 28, 2015 23:35:41 GMT
June: Uh-huh. What about the boghog? How infectad is he? *June drops an uncooked piece of meat into the hog's mouth, who devours it violently.* YOUR ANIMAL'S INFECTION IS NOT OF OUR GENUS. IF IT WERE HIS CENTRAL NERVOUS SYSTEM WOULD BE COMPROMISED LONG BEFORE ANY VISUALLY PERCEPTIBLE SIGNS APPEARED ON HIS SURFACE. HE HAS ACQUIRED A SUBCUTANEOUS PARASITE WHICH FEEDS ON NON-VITAL SYSTEMS. IT SHOULD CAUSE NO INCONVENIENCE UNLESS HIS IMMUNE SYSTEM INDUCES AN ITCHING SENSATION. June: Want some meat? |
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Post by Cordyceps sapiens on Jan 28, 2015 23:37:14 GMT
YOUR ANIMAL'S INFECTION IS NOT OF OUR GENUS. IF IT WERE HIS CENTRAL NERVOUS SYSTEM WOULD BE COMPROMISED LONG BEFORE ANY VISUALLY PERCEPTIBLE SIGNS APPEARED ON HIS SURFACE. HE HAS ACQUIRED A SUBCUTANEOUS PARASITE WHICH FEEDS ON NON-VITAL SYSTEMS. IT SHOULD CAUSE NO INCONVENIENCE UNLESS HIS IMMUNE SYSTEM INDUCES AN ITCHING SENSATION. June: Want some meat? YES PLEASE GIVE TO US THE FLESH OF FISH |
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Ralph
Frequent Core Shifter
Soup is not my favorite food.
Posts: 1,422
Favorite Disease: The Uncommon Cold
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Post by Ralph on Jan 28, 2015 23:38:06 GMT
YES PLEASE GIVE TO US THE FLESH OF FISH *The fish tastes likes a combination of pizza sauce and cigarette ash* |
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Post by Cordyceps sapiens on Jan 28, 2015 23:48:39 GMT
IT APPEARS TO BE BUILT OF CORALS FROM THE INFINITE OCEAN SO IT IS PRIMARILY COMPOSED OF DEAD ANIMALS COME AND CONSUME SUSTENANCE Right! I'll just dock there and see if I can find a snark! Land ho! Rotate the starboard mizzenmast to port! Full speed north-by-southeast! *Curious takes a long pole and begins directing the boat towards the island.* IF YOU LOCATE A SNARK BRING IT TO THIS LOCATION THAT IT MAY BE PARTIALLY BURNED UNTIL DELICIOUS |
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Timevo1d3
Interzonal Tourist
meaaaaahhhHHHH!
Posts: 215
Favorite Disease: spungebobus loserus
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Post by Timevo1d3 on Jan 28, 2015 23:57:47 GMT
Mr. thing "whatever dude your supposed to speak like a surfer, dude!
*dolops food onto plate*
*walks over and sets up stand*
Mr. thing: "SURFING CONTEST!!! ONLY THIS ONE UNTIL THE UNIVERSE ENDS!!!!"
* suddenly, fucking gordon freeman appears adn starts hitting you with a crowbar* *takes off mask*
Thing: "i am Gordon, what was I thinking to accomplish"
*puts mask back on and starts hitting dummy*
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Ralph
Frequent Core Shifter
Soup is not my favorite food.
Posts: 1,422
Favorite Disease: The Uncommon Cold
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Post by Ralph on Jan 29, 2015 0:05:53 GMT
* suddenly, fucking gordon freeman appears adn starts hitting you with a crowbar* *takes off mask*
Thing: "i am Gordon, what was I thinking to accomplish"
*puts mask back on and starts hitting dummy*
June: Did you like tha meat? |
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Post by ThatOneGuy on Jan 29, 2015 0:23:31 GMT
Do you mind if I cook something?
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Ralph
Frequent Core Shifter
Soup is not my favorite food.
Posts: 1,422
Favorite Disease: The Uncommon Cold
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Post by Ralph on Jan 29, 2015 0:24:32 GMT
Do you mind if I cook something? June: Sure, toss it on tha grill! |
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Post by ThatOneGuy on Jan 29, 2015 0:30:20 GMT
Do you mind if I cook something? June: Sure, toss it on tha grill! *Tog plops a large rock on the grill and starts chopping up fruit while the rock cooks* |
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Ralph
Frequent Core Shifter
Soup is not my favorite food.
Posts: 1,422
Favorite Disease: The Uncommon Cold
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Post by Ralph on Jan 29, 2015 0:31:04 GMT
June: Sure, toss it on tha grill! *Tog plops a large rock on the grill and starts chopping up fruit while the rock cooks* June: Why d'ya wanna cook a rock? |
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Post by ThatOneGuy on Jan 29, 2015 0:37:15 GMT
*Tog plops a large rock on the grill and starts chopping up fruit while the rock cooks* June: Why d'ya wanna cook a rock? |
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Ralph
Frequent Core Shifter
Soup is not my favorite food.
Posts: 1,422
Favorite Disease: The Uncommon Cold
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Post by Ralph on Jan 29, 2015 0:40:40 GMT
June: Why d'ya wanna cook a rock? June: Alright. Do you like mah pet? |
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Post by ThatOneGuy on Jan 29, 2015 0:52:22 GMT
To eat. I have not tried this before, and I'm curious what it will taste like. June: Alr ight. Do you like mah pet?*Tog dumps the fruit onto the rock* |
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