Dr. Caliginous, VII
Frequent Core Shifter
Tarnished silver is silver still
Posts: 1,228 
Favorite Disease: A pox on both your houses
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Post by Dr. Caliginous, VII on Jan 28, 2015 22:45:30 GMT
*The coconut-boat has come nearer to the island, revealing Curious standing on it with a long fake beard made out of multiple other people's hair and strange stains on his clothes. More stains than usual.* Listen to me, dammit! I've been piloting the raft and fighting off raft pirates and getting those wizards to give us their boat for 10 minutes that one time, and what have you done? That's right, nothing! Now you stay quiet up there, get in the crow's nest, and see if you can find us a snark! Oh, hello! You folks might want to get off of the carnivorous plants! HELLO CURIOUS WE HAVE RIDDEN THE MIGHTY BEACH-WORM Good news! As a fungus I believe you have relatively little need to worry! I got this raft from the wizards! They wouldn't let me have their pumpkin-boat, which was rude! Now I have a beard for some reason! |
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Timevo1d3
Interzonal Tourist
meaaaaahhhHHHH!
Posts: 215
Favorite Disease: spungebobus loserus
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Post by Timevo1d3 on Jan 28, 2015 22:52:10 GMT
Okay. Just chuck a lump onto a plate. I'm not picky. *June handed a plate full of strange, pinkish meat to Louis.* *pops of sand lump*
Mr. thing: "can I have some dude!"
*pulls out surf board*
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Ralph
Frequent Core Shifter
Soup is not my favorite food.
Posts: 1,422
Favorite Disease: The Uncommon Cold
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Post by Ralph on Jan 28, 2015 22:57:25 GMT
*June handed a plate full of strange, pinkish meat to Louis.* *pops of sand lump*
Mr. thing: "can I have some dude!"
*pulls out surf board*
June: You can have some squid, But I'm not a dood. |
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Post by Cordyceps sapiens on Jan 28, 2015 23:04:14 GMT
HELLO CURIOUS WE HAVE RIDDEN THE MIGHTY BEACH-WORM Good news! As a fungus I believe you have relatively little need to worry! I got this raft from the wizards! They wouldn't let me have their pumpkin-boat, which was rude! Now I have a beard for some reason! WE DO NOT ACTUALLY BELIEVE THERE TO BE ANY PREDATORY PLANTS PRESENT BUT IF THERE WERE THEY WOULD BE NO MATCH FOR OUR FUNGAL CUNNING MEATS HAVE BEEN HEATED UPON A METAL GRILL AND COVERED IN SPICES AND VISCOUS SUBSTANCES IF YOU WANT ANY |
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Dr. Caliginous, VII
Frequent Core Shifter
Tarnished silver is silver still
Posts: 1,228
Favorite Disease: A pox on both your houses
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Post by Dr. Caliginous, VII on Jan 28, 2015 23:05:26 GMT
Good news! As a fungus I believe you have relatively little need to worry! I got this raft from the wizards! They wouldn't let me have their pumpkin-boat, which was rude! Now I have a beard for some reason! WE DO NOT ACTUALLY BELIEVE THERE TO BE ANY PREDATORY PLANTS PRESENT BUT IF THERE WERE THEY WOULD BE NO MATCH FOR OUR FUNGAL CUNNING MEATS HAVE BEEN HEATED UPON A METAL GRILL AND COVERED IN SPICES AND VISCOUS SUBSTANCES IF YOU WANT ANY Wait, food? You're sure that island isn't made of plants, right? Be quiet no-one asked you! |
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Ralph
Frequent Core Shifter
Soup is not my favorite food.
Posts: 1,422
Favorite Disease: The Uncommon Cold
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Post by Ralph on Jan 28, 2015 23:05:58 GMT
Good news! As a fungus I believe you have relatively little need to worry! I got this raft from the wizards! They wouldn't let me have their pumpkin-boat, which was rude! Now I have a beard for some reason! WE DO NOT ACTUALLY BELIEVE THERE TO BE ANY PREDATORY PLANTS PRESENT BUT IF THERE WERE THEY WOULD BE NO MATCH FOR OUR FUNGAL CUNNING MEATS HAVE BEEN HEATED UPON A METAL GRILL AND COVERED IN SPICES AND VISCOUS SUBSTANCES IF YOU WANT ANY June: You can have some. By the way, do ya like mah boghog? |
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Post by gobby gobberson on Jan 28, 2015 23:14:16 GMT
*June handed a plate full of strange, pinkish meat to Louis.* *pops of sand lump*
Mr. thing: "can I have some dude!"
*pulls out surf board*
* A zeren eats the surfboard* |
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Post by Cordyceps sapiens on Jan 28, 2015 23:15:05 GMT
WE DO NOT ACTUALLY BELIEVE THERE TO BE ANY PREDATORY PLANTS PRESENT BUT IF THERE WERE THEY WOULD BE NO MATCH FOR OUR FUNGAL CUNNING MEATS HAVE BEEN HEATED UPON A METAL GRILL AND COVERED IN SPICES AND VISCOUS SUBSTANCES IF YOU WANT ANY Wait, food? You're sure that island isn't made of plants, right? Be quiet no-one asked you! IT APPEARS TO BE BUILT OF CORALS FROM THE INFINITE OCEAN SO IT IS PRIMARILY COMPOSED OF DEAD ANIMALS COME AND CONSUME SUSTENANCE |
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Timevo1d3
Interzonal Tourist
meaaaaahhhHHHH!
Posts: 215
Favorite Disease: spungebobus loserus
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Post by Timevo1d3 on Jan 28, 2015 23:16:14 GMT
*pops of sand lump*
Mr. thing: "can I have some dude!"
*pulls out surf board*
June: You can have some squid, But I'm not a dood. Mr. thing "whatever dude your supposed to speak like a surfer, dude!
*dolops food onto plate*
*walks over and sets up stand*
Mr. thing: "SURFING CONTEST!!! ONLY THIS ONE UNTIL THE UNIVERSE ENDS!!!!"
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Post by Cordyceps sapiens on Jan 28, 2015 23:16:34 GMT
WE DO NOT ACTUALLY BELIEVE THERE TO BE ANY PREDATORY PLANTS PRESENT BUT IF THERE WERE THEY WOULD BE NO MATCH FOR OUR FUNGAL CUNNING MEATS HAVE BEEN HEATED UPON A METAL GRILL AND COVERED IN SPICES AND VISCOUS SUBSTANCES IF YOU WANT ANY June: You can have some. By the way, do ya like mah boghog? PLEASE GIVE TO US LARGE QUANTITIES OF FISH YOUR BOG-HOG HAS UPSET OUR BEACH-WORM BY WALKING WITHOUT RHYTHM |
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Dr. Caliginous, VII
Frequent Core Shifter
Tarnished silver is silver still
Posts: 1,228
Favorite Disease: A pox on both your houses
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Post by Dr. Caliginous, VII on Jan 28, 2015 23:17:19 GMT
Wait, food? You're sure that island isn't made of plants, right? Be quiet no-one asked you! IT APPEARS TO BE BUILT OF CORALS FROM THE INFINITE OCEAN SO IT IS PRIMARILY COMPOSED OF DEAD ANIMALS COME AND CONSUME SUSTENANCE Right! I'll just dock there and see if I can find a snark! Land ho! Rotate the starboard mizzenmast to port! Full speed north-by-southeast! *Curious takes a long pole and begins directing the boat towards the island.* |
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Ralph
Frequent Core Shifter
Soup is not my favorite food.
Posts: 1,422
Favorite Disease: The Uncommon Cold
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Post by Ralph on Jan 28, 2015 23:18:47 GMT
June: You can have some. By the way, do ya like mah boghog? PLEASE GIVE TO US LARGE QUANTITIES OF FISH YOUR BOG-HOG HAS UPSET OUR BEACH-WORM BY WALKING WITHOUT RHYTHM June: Okay, but what's wrong with mah boghog? He has mushrooms on him, just like you do! |
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Ralph
Frequent Core Shifter
Soup is not my favorite food.
Posts: 1,422
Favorite Disease: The Uncommon Cold
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Post by Ralph on Jan 28, 2015 23:19:51 GMT
June: You can have some squid, But I'm not a dood. Mr. thing "whatever dude your supposed to speak like a surfer, dude!
*dolops food onto plate*
*walks over and sets up stand*
Mr. thing: "SURFING CONTEST!!! ONLY THIS ONE UNTIL THE UNIVERSE ENDS!!!!"
June: Here's some meat. *The meat tastes savory, but also oddly ashy.* |
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Post by gobby gobberson on Jan 28, 2015 23:20:19 GMT
June: You can have some squid, But I'm not a dood. Mr. thing "whatever dude your supposed to speak like a surfer, dude!
*dolops food onto plate*
*walks over and sets up stand*
Mr. thing: "SURFING CONTEST!!! ONLY THIS ONE UNTIL THE UNIVERSE ENDS!!!!"
* suddenly, fucking gordon freeman appears adn starts hitting you with a crowbar* |
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Post by Cordyceps sapiens on Jan 28, 2015 23:26:29 GMT
PLEASE GIVE TO US LARGE QUANTITIES OF FISH YOUR BOG-HOG HAS UPSET OUR BEACH-WORM BY WALKING WITHOUT RHYTHM June: Okay, but what's wrong with mah boghog? He has mushrooms on him, just like you do! THE BEACH-WORM IS STILL IN THE PRELIMINARY STAGES OF INFECTION IT REQUIRED SOME EFFORT FOR OUR PROGENY TO CALM YOU SEE JUNE, WE ARE THE MUSHROOMS *and then Cordyceps was a mushroom zombie* |
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