Dario
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Favorite Disease: Train Wreck Syndrome
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Post by Dario on Feb 20, 2015 18:02:03 GMT
KING: *lights a match - it takes multiple attempts because he's soaked wet - and lights the fuse with it*
June: Wanna do another countdown? KING: "............No."
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Ralph
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Soup is not my favorite food.
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Post by Ralph on Feb 20, 2015 18:03:33 GMT
June: Wanna do another countdown? KING: "............No."
*The entire ship shakes as June is fired off into the night sky.* |
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Dario
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Post by Dario on Feb 20, 2015 18:10:24 GMT
*BOOM*KING: "............No."
*The entire ship shakes as June is fired off into the night sky.* *moment of silence* Well, that's it for this adventure. *takes the boat helm* Onwards to the next one! THE END
KING: "Giant letters right ahead!"DARIO: I saw them! |
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Ralph
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Soup is not my favorite food.
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Favorite Disease: The Uncommon Cold
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Post by Ralph on Feb 20, 2015 18:12:12 GMT
*The entire ship shakes as June is fired off into the night sky.* *moment of silence* Well, that's it for this adventure. *takes the boat helm* Onwards to the next one! THE END
KING: "Giant letters right ahead!"DARIO: I saw them! *A loud knocking is heard from the captain's cabin* |
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Dario
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Favorite Disease: Train Wreck Syndrome
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Post by Dario on Feb 20, 2015 18:16:42 GMT
*moment of silence* Well, that's it for this adventure. *takes the boat helm* Onwards to the next one! THE END
KING: "Giant letters right ahead!"DARIO: I saw them! *A loud knocking is heard from the captain's cabin* *kicks the door open* |
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Ralph
Frequent Core Shifter
Soup is not my favorite food.
Posts: 1,422
Favorite Disease: The Uncommon Cold
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Post by Ralph on Feb 20, 2015 18:18:22 GMT
*A loud knocking is heard from the captain's cabin* *kicks the door open* *A large, greenish pirate captain walks onto the deck.* Pirate: Arr, what do you think ye be doing on my ship?! |
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Dario
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Favorite Disease: Train Wreck Syndrome
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Post by Dario on Feb 20, 2015 18:26:22 GMT
*A large, greenish pirate captain walks onto the deck.* Pirate: Arr, what do you think ye be doing on my ship?! *pause* One moment please. *goes outside, on the boat's deck* *look skywards* *raises fist* JUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNE! *goes back inside* We borrowed your ship to go for an adventure. Well, we, a reptilian witch which escaped in that direction *points* via cannon, her pet boar (same), a sentient hat who vanished, and his bird who did the same. |
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Ralph
Frequent Core Shifter
Soup is not my favorite food.
Posts: 1,422
Favorite Disease: The Uncommon Cold
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Post by Ralph on Feb 20, 2015 18:31:16 GMT
*A large, greenish pirate captain walks onto the deck.* Pirate: Arr, what do you think ye be doing on my ship?! *pause* One moment please. *goes outside, on the boat's deck* *look skywards* *raises fist* JUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNE! *goes back inside* We borrowed your ship to go for an adventure. Well, we, a reptilian witch which escaped in that direction *points* via cannon, her pet boar (same), a sentient hat who vanished, and his bird who did the same. Pirate: Yar, I've also noticed that me bad-ass cutlass has been stolen. Would ye know anything about that? |
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Dario
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Favorite Disease: Train Wreck Syndrome
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Post by Dario on Feb 20, 2015 18:36:29 GMT
JUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNE! *goes back inside* We borrowed your ship to go for an adventure. Well, we, a reptilian witch which escaped in that direction *points* via cannon, her pet boar (same), a sentient hat who vanished, and his bird who did the same. Pirate: Yar, I've also noticed that me bad-ass cutlass has been stolen. Would ye know anything about that? Nope. Did you remember seeing a steel sword, King? KING: "No."Didn't June had it? KING: "I-I don't remember..."She probably had it- ANYWAY! We can surely find a compromise. |
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Ralph
Frequent Core Shifter
Soup is not my favorite food.
Posts: 1,422
Favorite Disease: The Uncommon Cold
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Post by Ralph on Feb 20, 2015 18:41:07 GMT
Pirate: Yar, I've also noticed that me bad-ass cutlass has been stolen. Would ye know anything about that? Nope. Did you remember seeing a steel sword, King? KING: "No."Didn't June had it? KING: "I-I don't remember..."She probably had it- ANYWAY! We can surely find a compromise. Pirate: Yarraararafasadfdsfsfjsrtkmwqneqmn, could you bring me 5 kilos of meat? |
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Dario
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Favorite Disease: Train Wreck Syndrome
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Post by Dario on Feb 20, 2015 18:42:35 GMT
Nope. Did you remember seeing a steel sword, King? KING: "No."Didn't June had it? KING: "I-I don't remember..."She probably had it- ANYWAY! We can surely find a compromise. Pirate: Yarraararafasadfdsfsfjsrtkmwqneqmn, could you bring me 5 kilos of meat? How about I give you a handful of gold for your trouble, while we fish out the meat for you? |
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Ralph
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Soup is not my favorite food.
Posts: 1,422
Favorite Disease: The Uncommon Cold
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Post by Ralph on Feb 20, 2015 18:44:52 GMT
Pirate: Yarraararafasadfdsfsfjsrtkmwqneqmn, could you bring me 5 kilos of meat? How about I give you a handful of gold for your trouble, while we fish out the meat for you? Pirate: Aaarrrfadasd, if it is on me ship then it is me gold. |
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Dario
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Post by Dario on Feb 20, 2015 18:46:48 GMT
How about I give you a handful of gold for your trouble, while we fish out the meat for you? Pirate: Aaarrrfadasd, if it is on me ship then it is me gold. It's not ON the ship, it's IN my pockets. |
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Ralph
Frequent Core Shifter
Soup is not my favorite food.
Posts: 1,422
Favorite Disease: The Uncommon Cold
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Post by Ralph on Feb 20, 2015 18:49:11 GMT
Pirate: Aaarrrfadasd, if it is on me ship then it is me gold. It's not ON the ship, it's IN my pockets. Pirate: And your pockets are on your pants and yer pants are on your you and your you is on my ship. |
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Dario
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Favorite Disease: Train Wreck Syndrome
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Post by Dario on Feb 20, 2015 18:51:58 GMT
It's not ON the ship, it's IN my pockets. Pirate: And your pockets are on your pants and yer pants are on your you and your you is on my ship. Look, I'm just trying to be civil and buy me some time. I mean, what would be better: taking my gold and my meat after a gruesome battle, or taking my gold and the meat we're gonna fish without even sweating? |
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