Ralph
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Soup is not my favorite food.
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Favorite Disease: The Uncommon Cold
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Post by Ralph on Feb 20, 2015 18:53:52 GMT
Pirate: And your pockets are on your pants and yer pants are on your you and your you is on my ship. Look, I'm just trying to be civil and buy me some time. I mean, what would be better: taking my gold and my meat after a gruesome battle, or taking my gold and the meat we're gonna fish without even sweating? Pirate: I don't even want the gold, anyway.
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Dario
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Post by Dario on Feb 20, 2015 18:56:32 GMT
Look, I'm just trying to be civil and buy me some time. I mean, what would be better: taking my gold and my meat after a gruesome battle, or taking my gold and the meat we're gonna fish without even sweating? Pirate: I don't even want the gold, anyway. Well, this semplifies BA-DUMP.
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Ralph
Frequent Core Shifter
Soup is not my favorite food.
Posts: 1,422
Favorite Disease: The Uncommon Cold
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Post by Ralph on Feb 20, 2015 18:58:40 GMT
Pirate: I don't even want the gold, anyway. Well, this semplifies BA-DUMP. Pirate: Just get some meat for me.
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Dario
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Post by Dario on Feb 20, 2015 19:00:55 GMT
Well, this semplifies BA-DUMP. Pirate: Just get some meat for me. BA-DUMP-DUMP-DUMP-DUMP-DUMP-DUMP-DUMP-DUMP-DUMP-DUMP-DUMP-DUMP-DUMP... dump.
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Ralph
Frequent Core Shifter
Soup is not my favorite food.
Posts: 1,422
Favorite Disease: The Uncommon Cold
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Post by Ralph on Feb 20, 2015 19:24:50 GMT
Pirate: Just get some meat for me. BA-DUMP-DUMP-DUMP-DUMP-DUMP-DUMP-DUMP-DUMP-DUMP-DUMP-DUMP-DUMP-DUMP... dump. Pirate: Where's that beat coming from?
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Dario
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Post by Dario on Feb 20, 2015 19:26:39 GMT
BA-DUMP-DUMP-DUMP-DUMP-DUMP-DUMP-DUMP-DUMP-DUMP-DUMP-DUMP-DUMP-DUMP... dump. Pirate: Where's that beat coming from? KING: *who has been outside for the whole exchange* "It was a drizzle of sardines."
*The boat's deck is almost completely covered in tin cans*
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Ralph
Frequent Core Shifter
Soup is not my favorite food.
Posts: 1,422
Favorite Disease: The Uncommon Cold
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Post by Ralph on Feb 20, 2015 19:43:11 GMT
Pirate: Where's that beat coming from? KING: *who has been outside for the whole exchange* "It was a drizzle of sardines."
*The boat's deck is almost completely covered in tin cans* Pirate: How many kilos is that?
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Dario
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Post by Dario on Feb 20, 2015 19:52:57 GMT
KING: *who has been outside for the whole exchange* "It was a drizzle of sardines."
*The boat's deck is almost completely covered in tin cans* Pirate: How many kilos is that? Hmmm... Let's make it 100 grams of fish for tin can... that much is 10... that much is 100... KING: *flies away while the pirate is distracted*
...which is a kilogram... I'd say that you have easily 10 kilos.
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Ralph
Frequent Core Shifter
Soup is not my favorite food.
Posts: 1,422
Favorite Disease: The Uncommon Cold
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Post by Ralph on Feb 20, 2015 20:02:46 GMT
Pirate: How many kilos is that? Hmmm... Let's make it 100 grams of fish for tin can... that much is 10... that much is 100... KING: *flies away while the pirate is distracted*
...which is a kilogram... I'd say that you have easily 10 kilos. Pirate: Alright then. *The pirate opens his mouth, revealing several rows of pointy giant teeth. He starts peeling the cans open and devouring the fish*
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Dario
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Post by Dario on Feb 20, 2015 20:04:03 GMT
*silence*
HERE'S YOUR CAN OPENER BYE. *passes his bronze sword to the pirate* *dives overboard* *swims away*
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Ralph
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Soup is not my favorite food.
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Favorite Disease: The Uncommon Cold
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Post by Ralph on Feb 20, 2015 20:12:12 GMT
*silence* HERE'S YOUR CAN OPENER BYE. *passes his bronze sword to the pirate* *dives overboard* *swims away* *The pirate continues devourering fish.*
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Dario
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Post by Dario on Feb 21, 2015 11:50:20 GMT
*silence* HERE'S YOUR CAN OPENER BYE. *passes his bronze sword to the pirate* *dives overboard* *swims away* *The pirate continues devourering fish.* *Meanwhile, an iceberg approaches the boat*
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Ralph
Frequent Core Shifter
Soup is not my favorite food.
Posts: 1,422
Favorite Disease: The Uncommon Cold
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Post by Ralph on Feb 21, 2015 14:41:05 GMT
*The pirate continues devourering fish.* *Meanwhile, an iceberg approaches the boat*
The pirate steers away.
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Dario
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Post by Dario on Feb 21, 2015 19:09:42 GMT
*Meanwhile, an iceberg approaches the boat*
The pirate steers away. This entity needs information.
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Ralph
Frequent Core Shifter
Soup is not my favorite food.
Posts: 1,422
Favorite Disease: The Uncommon Cold
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Post by Ralph on Feb 21, 2015 19:28:35 GMT
This entity needs information.
The pirate turns around and just leaves. The End.
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