Louis
Magboil Handler
Oh good a terrible death place.
Posts: 996 
Favorite Disease: Bullet to the face syndrome
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Post by Louis on Jan 31, 2015 23:29:13 GMT
Well, here you are. At your local space dock, you see a small research and exploration ship sitting in front of you, and you can see a humanoid android in front of it. You have decided to join this exploration force, and here your adventure begins, with minimum wage and a tiny ship.
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Ralph
Frequent Core Shifter
Soup is not my favorite food.
Posts: 1,422
Favorite Disease: The Uncommon Cold
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Post by Ralph on Jan 31, 2015 23:31:00 GMT
Well, here you are. At your local space dock, you see a small research and exploration ship sitting in front of you, and you can see a humanoid android in front of it. You have decided to join this exploration force, and here your adventure begins, with minimum wage and a tiny ship. Hello, I am the ship's new cook. I enjoy chopping things, people and food. My name is Fraz Kazapoloski, but you can call me Ralph. |
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Dr. Caliginous, VII
Frequent Core Shifter
Tarnished silver is silver still
Posts: 1,228
Favorite Disease: A pox on both your houses
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Post by Dr. Caliginous, VII on Jan 31, 2015 23:33:04 GMT
Well, here you are. At your local space dock, you see a small research and exploration ship sitting in front of you, and you can see a humanoid android in front of it. You have decided to join this exploration force, and here your adventure begins, with minimum wage and a tiny ship. *Some sort of winged humanoid with a beaked head lands on top of the ship, screeching horribly.* WHICH ONE OF YOU IS IN CHARGE HERE? |
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Louis
Magboil Handler
Oh good a terrible death place.
Posts: 996
Favorite Disease: Bullet to the face syndrome
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Post by Louis on Jan 31, 2015 23:34:23 GMT
Well, here you are. At your local space dock, you see a small research and exploration ship sitting in front of you, and you can see a humanoid android in front of it. You have decided to join this exploration force, and here your adventure begins, with minimum wage and a tiny ship. Hello, I am the ship's new cook. I enjoy chopping things, people and food. My name is Fraz Kazapoloski, but you can call me Ralph. I am unit 624371837283628, also know as Reggie, and I am the gunner. I see you are the next batch of crew. Last batch got eaten by a space crab. |
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Ralph
Frequent Core Shifter
Soup is not my favorite food.
Posts: 1,422
Favorite Disease: The Uncommon Cold
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Post by Ralph on Jan 31, 2015 23:36:13 GMT
Hello, I am the ship's new cook. I enjoy chopping things, people and food. My name is Fraz Kazapoloski, but you can call me Ralph. I am unit 624371837283628, also know as Reggie, and I am the gunner. I see you are the next batch of crew. Last batch got eaten by a space crab. Space carbohydrates are very useful. That crew should be happy. |
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Louis
Magboil Handler
Oh good a terrible death place.
Posts: 996
Favorite Disease: Bullet to the face syndrome
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Post by Louis on Jan 31, 2015 23:36:25 GMT
Well, here you are. At your local space dock, you see a small research and exploration ship sitting in front of you, and you can see a humanoid android in front of it. You have decided to join this exploration force, and here your adventure begins, with minimum wage and a tiny ship. *Some sort of winged humanoid with a beaked head lands on top of the ship, screeching horribly.* WHICH ONE OF YOU IS IN CHARGE HERE? I am the highest ranking one here. |
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Grigor Mortis
Kidney Stone Breeder
i want to get off mr. bones' wild ride
Posts: 2,272
Favorite Disease: The Boneshakes
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Post by Grigor Mortis on Jan 31, 2015 23:36:39 GMT
Well, here you are. At your local space dock, you see a small research and exploration ship sitting in front of you, and you can see a humanoid android in front of it. You have decided to join this exploration force, and here your adventure begins, with minimum wage and a tiny ship. *A crackling, mechanical voice emits from the ship, complete with circus music in the background and a traditional clown voice.* IT'S CLOWNCORP.
WE'RE THE CLOWNIEST.*A second voice chirps in, that sounds sort of like Beetlejuice.* Hello, I am Rain Hypocrite-R! I will be your star navigation, job organizing, tax managing, and neurotoxin-regulating Ship Artificial Intelligence! It is a pleasure to meet you all. We hope your journeys will be financially beneficial. |
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Dr. Caliginous, VII
Frequent Core Shifter
Tarnished silver is silver still
Posts: 1,228
Favorite Disease: A pox on both your houses
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Post by Dr. Caliginous, VII on Jan 31, 2015 23:38:41 GMT
*Some sort of winged humanoid with a beaked head lands on top of the ship, screeching horribly.* WHICH ONE OF YOU IS IN CHARGE HERE? I am the highest ranking one here. WHY ARE YOUR DECISION-MAKING SKILLS SO HORRENDOUS? YOU'LL PARDON ME SAYING, OF COURSE, BUT THIS PIECE OF DEBRIS YOU HAVE THE LAUGHABLE GALL TO CALL A SHIP DOESN'T BODE WELL WHEN COUPLED WITH YOUR TALK OF ALL THE PAST CREWS DYING! |
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Louis
Magboil Handler
Oh good a terrible death place.
Posts: 996
Favorite Disease: Bullet to the face syndrome
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Post by Louis on Jan 31, 2015 23:43:43 GMT
I am the highest ranking one here. WHY ARE YOUR DECISION-MAKING SKILLS SO HORRENDOUS? YOU'LL PARDON ME SAYING, OF COURSE, BUT THIS PIECE OF DEBRIS YOU HAVE THE LAUGHABLE GALL TO CALL A SHIP DOESN'T BODE WELL WHEN COUPLED WITH YOUR TALK OF ALL THE PAST CREWS DYING! Did you think they'd give you a luxury cruise ship? No! You're new so you get this heap of scrap, and you're going to deal with that! |
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Dr. Caliginous, VII
Frequent Core Shifter
Tarnished silver is silver still
Posts: 1,228
Favorite Disease: A pox on both your houses
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Post by Dr. Caliginous, VII on Jan 31, 2015 23:45:02 GMT
WHY ARE YOUR DECISION-MAKING SKILLS SO HORRENDOUS? YOU'LL PARDON ME SAYING, OF COURSE, BUT THIS PIECE OF DEBRIS YOU HAVE THE LAUGHABLE GALL TO CALL A SHIP DOESN'T BODE WELL WHEN COUPLED WITH YOUR TALK OF ALL THE PAST CREWS DYING! Did you think they'd give you a luxury cruise ship? No! You're new so you get this heap of scrap, and you're going to deal with that! WITH ALL DUE RESPECT, SIR, I DON'T SEE WHAT I'VE DONE TO DESERVE THIS TREATMENT FROM A LIVING SCRAPHEAP! *Irritated bird noises* |
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Louis
Magboil Handler
Oh good a terrible death place.
Posts: 996
Favorite Disease: Bullet to the face syndrome
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Post by Louis on Jan 31, 2015 23:52:15 GMT
Did you think they'd give you a luxury cruise ship? No! You're new so you get this heap of scrap, and you're going to deal with that! WITH ALL DUE RESPECT, SIR, I DON'T SEE WHAT I'VE DONE TO DESERVE THIS TREATMENT FROM A LIVING SCRAPHEAP! *Irritated bird noises* *Reggie seems amused at the bird's irritability* Well, you're just a sack of feathers, who will probably meet a similar fate as the old crews unless you prove yourself. To be honest, I don't see any reason this crew will not meet the same fate as the last, so I don't see any reason to be mr nice guy. |
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Dr. Caliginous, VII
Frequent Core Shifter
Tarnished silver is silver still
Posts: 1,228
Favorite Disease: A pox on both your houses
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Post by Dr. Caliginous, VII on Jan 31, 2015 23:54:35 GMT
WITH ALL DUE RESPECT, SIR, I DON'T SEE WHAT I'VE DONE TO DESERVE THIS TREATMENT FROM A LIVING SCRAPHEAP! *Irritated bird noises* *Reggie seems amused at the bird's irritability* Well, you're just a sack of feathers, who will probably meet a similar fate as the old crews unless you prove yourself. To be honest, I don't see any reason this crew will not meet the same fate as the last, so I don't see any reason to be mr nice guy. SIR! I AM UNDER THE LEGAL OBLIGATION TO ADVISE YOU THAT ANY HOSTILE ACTIONS OR STATEMENTS DIRECTED AT A PLANETARY AMBASSADOR MAY RESULT IN A DIPLOMATICALLY UNDESIRABLE SITUATION, SIR! |
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Ralph
Frequent Core Shifter
Soup is not my favorite food.
Posts: 1,422
Favorite Disease: The Uncommon Cold
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Post by Ralph on Jan 31, 2015 23:56:36 GMT
WITH ALL DUE RESPECT, SIR, I DON'T SEE WHAT I'VE DONE TO DESERVE THIS TREATMENT FROM A LIVING SCRAPHEAP! *Irritated bird noises* *Reggie seems amused at the bird's irritability* Well, you're just a sack of feathers, who will probably meet a similar fate as the old crews unless you prove yourself. To be honest, I don't see any reason this crew will not meet the same fate as the last, so I don't see any reason to be mr nice guy. Do you have a bunch of nameless crewmembers who will die to establish danger? |
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Post by Xward on Jan 31, 2015 23:57:19 GMT
*A clear hazmat suit filled with dark, grimey, yellow slime with a label-like rectangle on it's 'stomach' walks up*
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Post by High-Heeled Spider Crab on Jan 31, 2015 23:57:56 GMT
WITH ALL DUE RESPECT, SIR, I DON'T SEE WHAT I'VE DONE TO DESERVE THIS TREATMENT FROM A LIVING SCRAPHEAP! *Irritated bird noises* *Reggie seems amused at the bird's irritability* Well, you're just a sack of feathers, who will probably meet a similar fate as the old crews unless you prove yourself. To be honest, I don't see any reason this crew will not meet the same fate as the last, so I don't see any reason to be mr nice guy. *Reggie's frame shudders, and his perception flickers, as an odd sense of their chassis being too full runs through his system. As quickly as it arrived, the glitch disappears, and Reggie is returned to usual operating capacity.* |
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