Grigor Mortis
Kidney Stone Breeder
i want to get off mr. bones' wild ride
Posts: 2,272
Favorite Disease: The Boneshakes
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Post by Grigor Mortis on Feb 1, 2015 0:19:07 GMT
Shut up and get on. I survived because most of the old crews were organic and weak. Yes, sir, I apologize for my earlier conduct, sir, let the record show that my opinion so far is that you are an absolute piece of shit and that this is strongly unlikely to change, sir. *The bird-man boards the ship, speaking rapidly and hoping to get onboard before the android has a chance to process his words.* *The bridge of the ship is in terrible condition, looking like a whole bunch of mcdonalds tables surrounding a massive CRT television, which displays a starmap, in terrible quality. There are no windows, just old, dusty screens hanging from the ceiling, that show blurred images of the Outside. In the corner there is a corridor that leads into the Gunner's nest. There is a sign that saw "You must be seven or younger to enter, chipped, and in disrepair.* |
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Louis
Magboil Handler
Oh good a terrible death place.
Posts: 996 
Favorite Disease: Bullet to the face syndrome
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Post by Louis on Feb 1, 2015 0:19:32 GMT
Well, looks like everyone is aboard. But I don't care either way. Let's take off, we ARE on a schedule. *Reggie straightens out, like at attention* INCOMING TRANSMISSION.
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Grigor Mortis
Kidney Stone Breeder
i want to get off mr. bones' wild ride
Posts: 2,272
Favorite Disease: The Boneshakes
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Post by Grigor Mortis on Feb 1, 2015 0:21:07 GMT
Well, looks like everyone is aboard. But I don't care either way. Let's take off, we ARE on a schedule. *Reggie straightens out, like at attention* INCOMING TRANSMISSION.
Nah, nah.
Wat Job do we have queued again, I forget. |
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Louis
Magboil Handler
Oh good a terrible death place.
Posts: 996
Favorite Disease: Bullet to the face syndrome
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Post by Louis on Feb 1, 2015 0:23:59 GMT
*Reggie goes back to actual human like standing* TRANSMISSION RECIVED. The admiral wants us to head to omega alpha grengar six to answer a distress call. Let's get moving.
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Ralph
Frequent Core Shifter
Soup is not my favorite food.
Posts: 1,422
Favorite Disease: The Uncommon Cold
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Post by Ralph on Feb 1, 2015 0:25:02 GMT
Okay, I'll be in the kitchen.
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Grigor Mortis
Kidney Stone Breeder
i want to get off mr. bones' wild ride
Posts: 2,272
Favorite Disease: The Boneshakes
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Post by Grigor Mortis on Feb 1, 2015 0:25:41 GMT
*Reggie goes back to actual human like standing* TRANSMISSION RECIVED. The admiral wants us to head to omega alpha grengar six to answer a distress call. Let's get moving.
Have you forgotten our engines are bork, ever since Gomular, the Eternal Nymph-fiend, melded our previous sceintist's soul with a battery?
Of course you have. |
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Post by ThatOneGuy on Feb 1, 2015 0:26:45 GMT
*Reggie goes back to actual human like standing* TRANSMISSION RECIVED. The admiral wants us to head to omega alpha grengar six to answer a distress call. Let's get moving. |
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Louis
Magboil Handler
Oh good a terrible death place.
Posts: 996
Favorite Disease: Bullet to the face syndrome
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Post by Louis on Feb 1, 2015 0:28:39 GMT
ENGINEER! GO FIX THE ENGINES!
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Post by ThatOneGuy on Feb 1, 2015 0:28:37 GMT
*Reggie goes back to actual human like standing* TRANSMISSION RECIVED. The admiral wants us to head to omega alpha grengar six to answer a distress call. Let's get moving.
Have you forgotten our engines are bork, ever since Gomular, the Eternal Nymph-fiend, melded our previous sceintist's soul with a battery?
Of course you have. |
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Grigor Mortis
Kidney Stone Breeder
i want to get off mr. bones' wild ride
Posts: 2,272
Favorite Disease: The Boneshakes
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Post by Grigor Mortis on Feb 1, 2015 0:29:26 GMT
Uh.
Have you forgotten our engines are bork, ever since Gomular, the Eternal Nymph-fiend, melded our previous sceintist's soul with a battery?
Of course you have.
It exploded!
It turns out batteries aren't fit for human thought. Waste of precious dosh. |
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Post by Xward on Feb 1, 2015 0:30:17 GMT
...Well this is shitty
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Post by ThatOneGuy on Feb 1, 2015 0:31:22 GMT
I may be of assistence. Does the battery retain sentience?
It exploded!
It turns out batteries aren't fit for human thought. Waste of precious dosh. |
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Grigor Mortis
Kidney Stone Breeder
i want to get off mr. bones' wild ride
Posts: 2,272
Favorite Disease: The Boneshakes
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Post by Grigor Mortis on Feb 1, 2015 0:32:50 GMT
At least you aren't physically attached to it at all times like I am.No.
It exploded!
It turns out batteries aren't fit for human thought. Waste of precious dosh.
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Post by ThatOneGuy on Feb 1, 2015 0:35:11 GMT
At least you aren't physically attached to it at all times like I am.That is not something I can fix with available tools. We require a replacement. |
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Post by Xward on Feb 1, 2015 0:35:13 GMT
At least you aren't physically attached to it at all times like I am.That is not something I can fix with available tools. We require a replacement. Eh... well I was hired for "Deterrent against all biological attackers" so maybe I should check |
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