Dr. Caliginous, VII
Frequent Core Shifter
Tarnished silver is silver still
Posts: 1,228 
Favorite Disease: A pox on both your houses
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Post by Dr. Caliginous, VII on Feb 1, 2015 0:54:55 GMT
Sir! If what the computer says is true then I'm afraid I will be able to provide absolutely no utility to this ship or anyone aboard it, sir! I would pretend to be distressed by this but quite frankly from what little I have seen I cannot wait for all of you to painfully die, sir! *A robotic hand drops a human torso vestment of the color red down.* Until we have the lab back, wear this.Sir! I cannot wear this garment, sir! You appear to have overlooked the fact that I have fucking wings and cannot wear the majority of humanoid clothing, sir! |
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Louis
Magboil Handler
Oh good a terrible death place.
Posts: 996
Favorite Disease: Bullet to the face syndrome
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Post by Louis on Feb 1, 2015 0:57:01 GMT
*Reggie gestures his thumb to a barred off door in the hallway* In there. Be careful, there are mutant hamsters in there. Protect your sexual organs and face. Those things are vicious. Oh, yeah. I think if this crew goes the same way as the last one we chuck their remains into the lab. Space funerals are too expensive. |
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Grigor Mortis
Kidney Stone Breeder
i want to get off mr. bones' wild ride
Posts: 2,272
Favorite Disease: The Boneshakes
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Post by Grigor Mortis on Feb 1, 2015 0:57:14 GMT
*A robotic hand drops a human torso vestment of the color red down.* Until we have the lab back, wear this.Sir! I cannot wear this garment, sir! You appear to have overlooked the fact that I have fucking wings and cannot wear the majority of humanoid clothing, sir! |
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Dr. Caliginous, VII
Frequent Core Shifter
Tarnished silver is silver still
Posts: 1,228
Favorite Disease: A pox on both your houses
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Post by Dr. Caliginous, VII on Feb 1, 2015 0:58:23 GMT
Sir! I cannot wear this garment, sir! You appear to have overlooked the fact that I have fucking wings and cannot wear the majority of humanoid clothing, sir! Sir! Please inform the computer that I am physically unable to wear the garment without tearing it, sir! I am not merely refusing to wear it out of spite, as I would ordinarily be, sir! |
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Grigor Mortis
Kidney Stone Breeder
i want to get off mr. bones' wild ride
Posts: 2,272
Favorite Disease: The Boneshakes
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Post by Grigor Mortis on Feb 1, 2015 0:58:34 GMT
Reggie, we already "fed" her last month! Oh, yeah. I think if this crew goes the same way as the last one we chuck their remains into the lab. Space funerals are too expensive. |
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Post by ThatOneGuy on Feb 1, 2015 1:00:28 GMT
Eh, no use here *The slime takes a bright, snotty yellow color and fries the floor flesh* *the sticky stuff on the floor is burned away easily, but further down it's old and while somewhat more brittle with age, it's much harder to dissolve. A chittering noise suddenly echoes around the room* |
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Louis
Magboil Handler
Oh good a terrible death place.
Posts: 996
Favorite Disease: Bullet to the face syndrome
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Post by Louis on Feb 1, 2015 1:02:31 GMT
Oh, yeah. I think if this crew goes the same way as the last one we chuck their remains into the lab. Space funerals are too expensive. I know, right! So many credits down the drain and into space. Speaking of which, I think we need to empty the septic tank later. The giant rock monster guy from the last crew took a dump truck sized rock slide a while ago. |
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Post by Durga on Feb 1, 2015 1:03:40 GMT
*the sticky stuff on the floor is burned away easily, but further down it's old and while somewhat more brittle with age, it's much harder to dissolve. A chittering noise suddenly echoes around the room* *X-W4 continues dissolving* *The chittering noise continues. A lump of loose slimy biomatter drops onto Tog's shoulder from the ceiling.* |
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Post by ThatOneGuy on Feb 1, 2015 1:06:11 GMT
OH FUCK OFF*X-W4 continues dissolving* *The chittering noise continues. A lump of loose slimy biomatter drops onto Tog's shoulder from the ceiling.* *Tog attempts scraping it off with his beak* |
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Post by Durga on Feb 1, 2015 1:09:47 GMT
*The chittering noise continues. A lump of loose slimy biomatter drops onto Tog's shoulder from the ceiling.* *Tog attempts scraping it off with his beak* *it's sticky, but it's just the same as the rest of what covers the room, just slightly warmer and fresher. whatever was directly above Tog is gone now. The chittering stops and there is an ominous silence* |
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Post by ThatOneGuy on Feb 1, 2015 1:12:01 GMT
Shall we attempt to find where to put the battery?
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Post by Durga on Feb 1, 2015 1:15:52 GMT
*There is a large engine/generator/whateverthefuck thing at the end of the room. it is inactive, but there is obviously a place to put some sort of power source in it. There is a control panel near there, covered in a light, easily wiped off layer of biomatter.*
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Post by Xward on Feb 1, 2015 1:18:13 GMT
Shall we attempt to find where to put the battery? Sure |
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Dr. Caliginous, VII
Frequent Core Shifter
Tarnished silver is silver still
Posts: 1,228
Favorite Disease: A pox on both your houses
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Post by Dr. Caliginous, VII on Feb 1, 2015 1:20:00 GMT
Sir! I will be in my quarters constructing a nest while I am as yet unoccupied, sir! It is necessary for my comfort and quite frankly I am unsure I can tolerate you buffoons much longer, sir!
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Post by ThatOneGuy on Feb 1, 2015 1:33:24 GMT
*There is a large engine/generator/whateverthefuck thing at the end of the room. it is inactive, but there is obviously a place to put some sort of power source in it. There is a control panel near there, covered in a light, easily wiped off layer of biomatter.* *Tog turns off his eye lights, puts the battery in the thing, and checks the control panel* |
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