Dr. Caliginous, VII
Frequent Core Shifter
Tarnished silver is silver still
Posts: 1,228 
Favorite Disease: A pox on both your houses
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Post by Dr. Caliginous, VII on Mar 16, 2015 21:00:50 GMT
Oh, Cordelia! You are a gift to the cosmos! Anyway let's give this a try...
*Orochi contorts in an unnatural, but...weirdly sensual way, bringing her abdomen up over her head in an impossible configuration...and spraying black ink out of the eyes on her abdomen at the gatekeepers. Gross. Let's see what happens!* *You hit only one, which horribly morphs into some backward thing, joints twisted, and splitting down the middle, the split forming into a jagged mouth.* Looks like stealth's out!*Cordelia points her arm at the other guard, who is in panic at the Guard's transformation. The beam is a pastel pink, and crackles with darker purple energy. You can vaguely hear jazz music coming from it. The energy wraps itself around the guard, which is corrupted in a different way. It becomes entirely black and grey in coloration, wearing a pinstripe suit and bowler hat, its face becoming a spotty black void with two glowing white eyes, which are multiple dots coming together. Its hands are a similar blotty black, which then form glowing white brass knuckles.* Hmmm. Anyway, you can try and open the door, Louis!Horror pond? Sounds delightful! Please, elaborate, Your Highness!
(Let the record show that while my enthusiasm might imply sarcasm it is sincere.) Hey, Xward, I think it's about time that I returned to Awfultown, just to check up on things. I will be back.
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If I don't come back, there may be a problem and it would be a good idea for you to return as well.
I wake up. My war form sits in the tavern. I take a moment to extend my senses and re-adjust them to the old body. *Grapefruit is destroying Petri's robots outside.* |
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Post by High-Heeled Spider Crab on Mar 16, 2015 21:05:21 GMT
<Years upon years of manual labor is probably bad. Combat is an option, but maybe stealth would be best?> Oh, Cordelia! You are a gift to the cosmos! Anyway let's give this a try...
*Orochi contorts in an unnatural, but...weirdly sensual way, bringing her abdomen up over her head in an impossible configuration...and spraying black ink out of the eyes on her abdomen at the gatekeepers. Gross. Let's see what happens!* *You hit only one, which horribly morphs into some backward thing, joints twisted, and splitting down the middle, the split forming into a jagged mouth.* Looks like stealth's out!*Cordelia points her arm at the other guard, who is in panic at the Guard's transformation. The beam is a pastel pink, and crackles with darker purple energy. You can vaguely hear jazz music coming from it. The energy wraps itself around the guard, which is corrupted in a different way. It becomes entirely black and grey in coloration, wearing a pinstripe suit and bowler hat, its face becoming a spotty black void with two glowing white eyes, which are multiple dots coming together. Its hands are a similar blotty black, which then form glowing white brass knuckles.* Hmmm. Anyway, you can try and open the door, Louis!Horror pond? Sounds delightful! Please, elaborate, Your Highness!
(Let the record show that while my enthusiasm might imply sarcasm it is sincere.) Hey, Xward, I think it's about time that I returned to Awfultown, just to check up on things. I will be back.
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If I don't come back, there may be a problem and it would be a good idea for you to return as well.
I wake up. My war form sits in the tavern. I take a moment to extend my senses and re-adjust them to the old body. *Grapefruit is destroying Petri's robots outside.* |
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Louis
Magboil Handler
Oh good a terrible death place.
Posts: 996
Favorite Disease: Bullet to the face syndrome
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Post by Louis on Mar 16, 2015 21:05:36 GMT
Oh, Cordelia! You are a gift to the cosmos! Anyway let's give this a try...
*Orochi contorts in an unnatural, but...weirdly sensual way, bringing her abdomen up over her head in an impossible configuration...and spraying black ink out of the eyes on her abdomen at the gatekeepers. Gross. Let's see what happens!* *You hit only one, which horribly morphs into some backward thing, joints twisted, and splitting down the middle, the split forming into a jagged mouth.* Looks like stealth's out!*Cordelia points her arm at the other guard, who is in panic at the Guard's transformation. The beam is a pastel pink, and crackles with darker purple energy. You can vaguely hear jazz music coming from it. The energy wraps itself around the guard, which is corrupted in a different way. It becomes entirely black and grey in coloration, wearing a pinstripe suit and bowler hat, its face becoming a spotty black void with two glowing white eyes, which are multiple dots coming together. Its hands are a similar blotty black, which then form glowing white brass knuckles.* Hmmm. Anyway, you can try and open the door, Louis!Horror pond? Sounds delightful! Please, elaborate, Your Highness!
(Let the record show that while my enthusiasm might imply sarcasm it is sincere.) Hey, Xward, I think it's about time that I returned to Awfultown, just to check up on things. I will be back.
. . .
If I don't come back, there may be a problem and it would be a good idea for you to return as well.
I wake up. My war form sits in the tavern. I take a moment to extend my senses and re-adjust them to the old body. *Grapefruit is destroying Petri's robots outside.* *Louis examines the locking mechanism* |
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Post by Uh-Oh Nautilus on Mar 16, 2015 21:05:46 GMT
I send over a small squid to investigate, but keep my war form hidden inside the tavern.
Hello. You appear to be destroying things in my town. Who are you, and from where did you get permission?
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Grigor Mortis
Kidney Stone Breeder
i want to get off mr. bones' wild ride
Posts: 2,272
Favorite Disease: The Boneshakes
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Post by Grigor Mortis on Mar 16, 2015 21:07:30 GMT
*Grapefruit can be seen casually walking through the street, cutting down multiple clown-themed robots with her blade tentacles.* *You eventually reach one of the barges. You see one large create, which is rattling. There are several other crates as well, but not seeming command room or anything.* - :
This one will assist!
*a segment on snart's shell opens up and launches seven reddish pink metallic orbs which dart around in the air like hummingbirds and fire tiny cutting lasers at the eys and joints of the clownbots**All the robots are dead. One of them can be heard screaming "V2Ugd2VyZSBidWlsdCB0byBzYXZlIHRoZSB0b3d3d3duIQ==" as it is cut apart.*
Thanks! Who are you any way? Some kinda little... platey bugger. Like some sort of new digimon.*You hit only one, which horribly morphs into some backward thing, joints twisted, and splitting down the middle, the split forming into a jagged mouth.* Looks like stealth's out!*Cordelia points her arm at the other guard, who is in panic at the Guard's transformation. The beam is a pastel pink, and crackles with darker purple energy. You can vaguely hear jazz music coming from it. The energy wraps itself around the guard, which is corrupted in a different way. It becomes entirely black and grey in coloration, wearing a pinstripe suit and bowler hat, its face becoming a spotty black void with two glowing white eyes, which are multiple dots coming together. Its hands are a similar blotty black, which then form glowing white brass knuckles.* Hmmm. Anyway, you can try and open the door, Louis!It is a pond that gazes into the REALM OF LIMBO. Home of the HORRORS. A REALLY DREARY AND KINDA COLD PLACE. We can use it to contact Nail, the Broker Horror, for the location of this Beast.*Grapefruit is destroying Petri's robots outside.* |
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Dr. Caliginous, VII
Frequent Core Shifter
Tarnished silver is silver still
Posts: 1,228
Favorite Disease: A pox on both your houses
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Post by Dr. Caliginous, VII on Mar 16, 2015 21:09:52 GMT
*sends eyes into each crate, except the rattling one*- :
This one will assist!
*a segment on snart's shell opens up and launches seven reddish pink metallic orbs which dart around in the air like hummingbirds and fire tiny cutting lasers at the eys and joints of the clownbots* *All the robots are dead. One of them can be heard screaming "V2Ugd2VyZSBidWlsdCB0byBzYXZlIHRoZSB0b3d3d3duIQ==" as it is cut apart.*
Thanks! Who are you any way? Some kinda little... platey bugger. Like some sort of new digimon.Got it! Climb the tower, talk to this guy Neil at the Luau Eternal, and SLAUGHTER THE SOURCE OF ALL EVIL IN THIS REALITY. What are we waiting for? *Curious walks out. Roughly thirty seconds pass before he walks back in.* How do I get to the Horror Pond? |
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Grigor Mortis
Kidney Stone Breeder
i want to get off mr. bones' wild ride
Posts: 2,272
Favorite Disease: The Boneshakes
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Post by Grigor Mortis on Mar 16, 2015 21:14:41 GMT
<Years upon years of manual labor is probably bad. Combat is an option, but maybe stealth would be best?> *You hit only one, which horribly morphs into some backward thing, joints twisted, and splitting down the middle, the split forming into a jagged mouth.* Looks like stealth's out!*Cordelia points her arm at the other guard, who is in panic at the Guard's transformation. The beam is a pastel pink, and crackles with darker purple energy. You can vaguely hear jazz music coming from it. The energy wraps itself around the guard, which is corrupted in a different way. It becomes entirely black and grey in coloration, wearing a pinstripe suit and bowler hat, its face becoming a spotty black void with two glowing white eyes, which are multiple dots coming together. Its hands are a similar blotty black, which then form glowing white brass knuckles.* Hmmm. Anyway, you can try and open the door, Louis!It is a pond that gazes into the REALM OF LIMBO. Home of the HORRORS. A REALLY DREARY AND KINDA COLD PLACE. We can use it to contact Nail, the Broker Horror, for the location of this Beast.*Grapefruit is destroying Petri's robots outside.* *The figure creates more white light int he form of a fancy mustache.* All better.*You hit only one, which horribly morphs into some backward thing, joints twisted, and splitting down the middle, the split forming into a jagged mouth.* Looks like stealth's out!*Cordelia points her arm at the other guard, who is in panic at the Guard's transformation. The beam is a pastel pink, and crackles with darker purple energy. You can vaguely hear jazz music coming from it. The energy wraps itself around the guard, which is corrupted in a different way. It becomes entirely black and grey in coloration, wearing a pinstripe suit and bowler hat, its face becoming a spotty black void with two glowing white eyes, which are multiple dots coming together. Its hands are a similar blotty black, which then form glowing white brass knuckles.* Hmmm. Anyway, you can try and open the door, Louis!It is a pond that gazes into the REALM OF LIMBO. Home of the HORRORS. A REALLY DREARY AND KINDA COLD PLACE. We can use it to contact Nail, the Broker Horror, for the location of this Beast.*Grapefruit is destroying Petri's robots outside.* *Louis examines the locking mechanism* *That's one complex lock. Looks fragile, though, to somebody like you.* I send over a small squid to investigate, but keep my war form hidden inside the tavern. Hello. You appear to be destroying things in my town. Who are you, and from where did you get permission?
Well, technically it's to stir up anarchy but it's mostly 'cause. Who're you? All sorts of new Digimon today!!*All the robots are dead. One of them can be heard screaming "V2Ugd2VyZSBidWlsdCB0byBzYXZlIHRoZSB0b3d3d3duIQ==" as it is cut apart.*
Thanks! Who are you any way? Some kinda little... platey bugger. Like some sort of new digimon.I will not come. Otherwise the Hill Goblin will steal my stuff.*Curious walks out. Roughly thirty seconds pass before he walks back in.* How do I get to the Horror Pond? |
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Dr. Caliginous, VII
Frequent Core Shifter
Tarnished silver is silver still
Posts: 1,228
Favorite Disease: A pox on both your houses
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Post by Dr. Caliginous, VII on Mar 16, 2015 21:16:19 GMT
Oh, they're both so pretty~! Look at the cute little hat! And yes Louis, be a dear and open the door, will you? *The figure creates more white light int he form of a fancy mustache.* All better.*Louis examines the locking mechanism* *That's one complex lock. Looks fragile, though, to somebody like you.* I send over a small squid to investigate, but keep my war form hidden inside the tavern. Hello. You appear to be destroying things in my town. Who are you, and from where did you get permission?
Well, technically it's to stir up anarchy but it's mostly 'cause. Who're you? All sorts of new Digimon today!!Pfft. Hill goblins? There aren't even any hills nearby! I shall return presently, your Highness!*Curious walks out. Roughly thirty seconds pass before he walks back in.* How do I get to the Horror Pond? *Curious steps outside again and begins attempting to scale the exterior of the spire.* |
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Louis
Magboil Handler
Oh good a terrible death place.
Posts: 996
Favorite Disease: Bullet to the face syndrome
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Post by Louis on Mar 16, 2015 21:20:20 GMT
*Spider Flying jump kick*
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Grigor Mortis
Kidney Stone Breeder
i want to get off mr. bones' wild ride
Posts: 2,272
Favorite Disease: The Boneshakes
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Post by Grigor Mortis on Mar 16, 2015 21:20:38 GMT
*Grapefruit can be seen casually walking through the street, cutting down multiple clown-themed robots with her blade tentacles.* *You eventually reach one of the barges. You see one large create, which is rattling. There are several other crates as well, but not seeming command room or anything.* - :
This one will assist!
*a segment on snart's shell opens up and launches seven reddish pink metallic orbs which dart around in the air like hummingbirds and fire tiny cutting lasers at the eys and joints of the clownbots**In one of the boxes it what looks like a giant babydoll had with metal bat wings. it is cracked open, and has a glowing blue tesseract in the center. Its eyes are piercing green.* uh hey.
i was supposed to ambush you. can you ,like, pretend this never happened and look int he shaking crate instead? that'd make me happy.It is a pretty nice hat! He could use a mustache, though! The inky void face kinda nulls that. Hm. You, form a mustache!*The figure creates more white light int he form of a fancy mustache.* All better.*That's one complex lock. Looks fragile, though, to somebody like you.* 'Cause.
Well, technically it's to stir up anarchy but it's mostly 'cause. Who're you? All sorts of new Digimon today!!You climb up the spire. Watch out for Pillar Snipes. *Curious steps outside again and begins attempting to scale the exterior of the spire.* *You eventually reach MOLDFALL. it is a portion of the pillar COVERED IN SLIPPERY SLIME. You are SLIPPING ON THE SLIPPERY SLIME.* |
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Post by Uh-Oh Nautilus on Mar 16, 2015 21:21:27 GMT
I send over a small squid to investigate, but keep my war form hidden inside the tavern. Hello. You appear to be destroying things in my town. Who are you, and from where did you get permission?
Well, technically it's to stir up anarchy but it's mostly 'cause. Who're you? All sorts of new Digimon today!!
I am Replacement. |
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Dr. Caliginous, VII
Frequent Core Shifter
Tarnished silver is silver still
Posts: 1,228
Favorite Disease: A pox on both your houses
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Post by Dr. Caliginous, VII on Mar 16, 2015 21:23:47 GMT
*sends eyes into each crate, except the rattling one*- :
This one will assist!
*a segment on snart's shell opens up and launches seven reddish pink metallic orbs which dart around in the air like hummingbirds and fire tiny cutting lasers at the eys and joints of the clownbots* *In one of the boxes it what looks like a giant babydoll had with metal bat wings. it is cracked open, and has a glowing blue tesseract in the center. Its eyes are piercing green.* uh hey.
i was supposed to ambush you. can you ,like, pretend this never happened and look int he shaking crate instead? that'd make me happy.Right. That was awkward. Thanks!*Curious steps outside again and begins attempting to scale the exterior of the spire.* *You eventually reach MOLDFALL. it is a portion of the pillar COVERED IN SLIPPERY SLIME. You are SLIPPING ON THE SLIPPERY SLIME.* *Curious attempts to fly.* |
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Post by High-Heeled Spider Crab on Mar 16, 2015 21:33:22 GMT
*In one of the boxes it what looks like a giant babydoll had with metal bat wings. it is cracked open, and has a glowing blue tesseract in the center. Its eyes are piercing green.* uh hey.
i was supposed to ambush you. can you ,like, pretend this never happened and look int he shaking crate instead? that'd make me happy.*You eventually reach MOLDFALL. it is a portion of the pillar COVERED IN SLIPPERY SLIME. You are SLIPPING ON THE SLIPPERY SLIME.* *Curious attempts to fly.*
<Curious! There's a time and a place for everything! And it's right now I gave you those bloody wings for a reason>
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Dr. Caliginous, VII
Frequent Core Shifter
Tarnished silver is silver still
Posts: 1,228
Favorite Disease: A pox on both your houses
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Post by Dr. Caliginous, VII on Mar 16, 2015 21:34:48 GMT
Oh no! The spire is coated, drenched, covered if you will, with some sort of... viscous paste! How will I ever–Wait. Can't I fly? I think I can fly. Can I fly? Let's see if I can fly.*Curious attempts to fly.*
<Curious! There's a time and a place for everything! And it's right now I gave you those bloody wings for a reason> |
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Post by Durga on Mar 16, 2015 21:38:08 GMT
*In one of the boxes it what looks like a giant babydoll had with metal bat wings. it is cracked open, and has a glowing blue tesseract in the center. Its eyes are piercing green.* uh hey.
i was supposed to ambush you. can you ,like, pretend this never happened and look int he shaking crate instead? that'd make me happy.
*the eyes dissipate. Checks the shaking crate*
Oh jeez. I wonder what could be in here. Not something surprising I hope.*sends eyes into each crate, except the rattling one*- :
This one will assist!
*a segment on snart's shell opens up and launches seven reddish pink metallic orbs which dart around in the air like hummingbirds and fire tiny cutting lasers at the eys and joints of the clownbots* *All the robots are dead. One of them can be heard screaming "V2Ugd2VyZSBidWlsdCB0byBzYXZlIHRoZSB0b3d3d3duIQ==" as it is cut apart.*
Thanks! Who are you any way? Some kinda little... platey bugger. Like some sort of new digimon.
That one says they were built to save the town? From what? Why were they attacking you? You look like a friend! |
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