Ralph
Frequent Core Shifter
Soup is not my favorite food.
Posts: 1,422 
Favorite Disease: The Uncommon Cold
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Post by Ralph on Feb 7, 2015 6:24:18 GMT
Connie: Well, The head brother is always taking new pledges, if you're interested. ...okay. *A purple ilithid wearing clothing similar to what somebody in the 70s would call hip comes walking down the stairs* Flurrl: Hey. I'm Flurrl, the rad head brother who's clearly at an acceptable age to be at this frat. Did I hear you wanna join? |
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Post by gobby gobberson on Feb 7, 2015 18:06:16 GMT
*A purple ilithid wearing clothing similar to what somebody in the 70s would call hip comes walking down the stairs* Flurrl: Hey. I'm Flurrl, the rad head brother who's clearly at an acceptable age to be at this frat. Did I hear you wanna join? Uhhh, no, but I am kinda afraid to reject... |
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Ralph
Frequent Core Shifter
Soup is not my favorite food.
Posts: 1,422
Favorite Disease: The Uncommon Cold
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Post by Ralph on Feb 7, 2015 18:08:38 GMT
*A purple ilithid wearing clothing similar to what somebody in the 70s would call hip comes walking down the stairs* Flurrl: Hey. I'm Flurrl, the rad head brother who's clearly at an acceptable age to be at this frat. Did I hear you wanna join? Uhhh, no, but I am kinda afraid to reject... Flurrl: Well, first you have to go through the hazing, and the first thing you have to do is eat an entire live squirrel I think there's one in the yard. |
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Post by gobby gobberson on Feb 7, 2015 18:09:31 GMT
Uhhh, no, but I am kinda afraid to reject... Flurrl: Well, first you have to go through the hazing, and the first thing you have to do is eat an entire live squirrel I think there's one in the yard. ...I reject this thing entirely. |
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Ralph
Frequent Core Shifter
Soup is not my favorite food.
Posts: 1,422
Favorite Disease: The Uncommon Cold
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Post by Ralph on Feb 7, 2015 18:12:05 GMT
Flurrl: Well, first you have to go through the hazing, and the first thing you have to do is eat an entire live squirrel I think there's one in the yard. ...I reject this thing entirely. Flurrl: Hey, it's worth it to get in to Beta Flaghan Hpdneuckw. Now, We need to know your gender for a later part of the hazing to know if we should get a starving rat or a length of barb wire. |
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Post by gobby gobberson on Feb 7, 2015 18:13:36 GMT
...I reject this thing entirely. Flurrl: Hey, it's worth it to get in to Beta Flaghan Hpdneuckw. Now, We need to know your gender for a later part of the hazing to know if we should get a starving rat or a length of barb wire. I rejected. please stop. |
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Ralph
Frequent Core Shifter
Soup is not my favorite food.
Posts: 1,422
Favorite Disease: The Uncommon Cold
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Post by Ralph on Feb 7, 2015 18:15:53 GMT
Flurrl: Hey, it's worth it to get in to Beta Flaghan Hpdneuckw. Now, We need to know your gender for a later part of the hazing to know if we should get a starving rat or a length of barb wire. I rejected. please stop. Flurrl: So you'd rather join Delta Ryleh Pldjecusn? I'm not sure that's the best choice, those guys are super lame. |
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Post by gobby gobberson on Feb 7, 2015 18:16:43 GMT
Flurrl: So you'd rather join Delta Ryleh Pldjecusn? I'm not sure that's the best choice, those guys are super lame. How about I would rather not join any frats. |
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Ralph
Frequent Core Shifter
Soup is not my favorite food.
Posts: 1,422
Favorite Disease: The Uncommon Cold
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Post by Ralph on Feb 7, 2015 18:18:22 GMT
Flurrl: So you'd rather join Delta Ryleh Pldjecusn? I'm not sure that's the best choice, those guys are super lame. How about I would rather not join any frats. Flurrl: So you're the dorm room type? I understand. Just don't choose floor 8. |
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Post by gobby gobberson on Feb 7, 2015 18:20:29 GMT
How about I would rather not join any frats. Flurrl: So you're the dorm room type? I understand. Just don't choose floor 8. ...You do realize ths is my fucking house right? |
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Ralph
Frequent Core Shifter
Soup is not my favorite food.
Posts: 1,422
Favorite Disease: The Uncommon Cold
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Post by Ralph on Feb 7, 2015 18:22:44 GMT
Flurrl: So you're the dorm room type? I understand. Just don't choose floor 8. ...You do realize ths is my fucking house right? Flurrl: It is? Asgaraot told me this place was abandoned. |
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Post by gobby gobberson on Feb 7, 2015 18:24:18 GMT
...You do realize ths is my fucking house right? Flurrl: It is? Asgaraot told me this place was abandoned. Yeah, this is my house. so, it is not abandoned. |
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Ralph
Frequent Core Shifter
Soup is not my favorite food.
Posts: 1,422
Favorite Disease: The Uncommon Cold
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Post by Ralph on Feb 7, 2015 18:27:12 GMT
Flurrl: It is? Asgaraot told me this place was abandoned. Yeah, this is my house. so, it is not abandoned. Flurrl: I see. Well, if you, or anybody you know wants to join a frat, Tell them that Flurrl, the hip head brother who is absolutely 21 and not a second older, recommended you a pretty hip one. |
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Post by gobby gobberson on Feb 7, 2015 18:28:07 GMT
Yeah, this is my house. so, it is not abandoned. Flurrl: I see. Well, if you, or anybody you know wants to join a frat, Tell them that Flurrl, the hip head brother who is absolutely 21 and not a second older, recommended you a pretty hip one. ...sure. *Shrigul proceeds to guzzle a bowl of punch* |
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Ralph
Frequent Core Shifter
Soup is not my favorite food.
Posts: 1,422
Favorite Disease: The Uncommon Cold
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Post by Ralph on Feb 7, 2015 18:29:32 GMT
Flurrl: I see. Well, if you, or anybody you know wants to join a frat, Tell them that Flurrl, the hip head brother who is absolutely 21 and not a second older, recommended you a pretty hip one. ...sure. *Shrigul proceeds to guzzle a bowl of punch* Flurrl: Alright, I gotta go get some barbed wire, there's some pledges I sorta left hanging in the basement. |
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