Timevo1d3
Interzonal Tourist
meaaaaahhhHHHH!
Posts: 215 
Favorite Disease: spungebobus loserus
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Post by Timevo1d3 on Feb 7, 2015 19:21:35 GMT
Flurrl: I see. Well, if you, or anybody you know wants to join a frat, Tell them that Flurrl, the hip head brother who is absolutely 21 and not a second older, recommended you a pretty hip one. ...sure. *Shrigul proceeds to guzzle a bowl of punch* *wakes up confused*
Timevo1d3: "I... uhhhh brought some of my uhhhh... special cakes!"
*pulls out huge cake finely decorated, then falls back to sleep putting cake on table*
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Post by gobby gobberson on Feb 7, 2015 19:22:44 GMT
...sure. *Shrigul proceeds to guzzle a bowl of punch* *wakes up confused*
Timevo1d3: "I... uhhhh brought some of my uhhhh... special cakes!"
*pulls out huge cake finely decorated, then falls back to sleep putting cake on table*
*Shrigul punches the cake* |
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Ralph
Frequent Core Shifter
Soup is not my favorite food.
Posts: 1,422
Favorite Disease: The Uncommon Cold
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Post by Ralph on Feb 7, 2015 19:29:39 GMT
...sure. *Shrigul proceeds to guzzle a bowl of punch* *wakes up confused*
Timevo1d3: "I... uhhhh brought some of my uhhhh... special cakes!"
*pulls out huge cake finely decorated, then falls back to sleep putting cake on table*
Flurrl: Hey, would you like to join the frat? |
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Timevo1d3
Interzonal Tourist
meaaaaahhhHHHH!
Posts: 215
Favorite Disease: spungebobus loserus
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Post by Timevo1d3 on Feb 7, 2015 19:38:05 GMT
*wakes up confused*
Timevo1d3: "I... uhhhh brought some of my uhhhh... special cakes!"
*pulls out huge cake finely decorated, then falls back to sleep putting cake on table*
*Shrigul punches the cake* *cake literaly explodes in your face covering everything in the room, eccept a little spot for the ceiling fan*
Timevo1d3: snickers softly
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Post by gobby gobberson on Feb 7, 2015 19:39:27 GMT
*Shrigul punches the cake* *cake literaly explodes in your face covering everything in the room, eccept a little spot for the ceiling fan*
Timevo1d3: snickers softly
*Shrigul pulls out a necronomicon, and fifty three skeletons start cleaning the room* |
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Dario
Burgrr Janitor
Posts: 382
Favorite Disease: Train Wreck Syndrome
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Post by Dario on Feb 7, 2015 20:26:53 GMT
*knocking*
"Hello? Is anyone here? I brought back your fridge."
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Ralph
Frequent Core Shifter
Soup is not my favorite food.
Posts: 1,422
Favorite Disease: The Uncommon Cold
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Post by Ralph on Feb 7, 2015 20:28:35 GMT
*knocking*
"Hello? Is anyone here? I brought back your fridge."
Flurrl: Hey there, Brother Malkovich, how's it going? |
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Post by gobby gobberson on Feb 7, 2015 20:35:24 GMT
*knocking*
"Hello? Is anyone here? I brought back your fridge."
why did you even steal my fridge? |
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Dario
Burgrr Janitor
Posts: 382
Favorite Disease: Train Wreck Syndrome
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Post by Dario on Feb 7, 2015 20:41:49 GMT
*knocking*
"Hello? Is anyone here? I brought back your fridge."
Flurrl: Hey there, Brother Malkovich, how's it going? why did you even steal my fridge?
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Ralph
Frequent Core Shifter
Soup is not my favorite food.
Posts: 1,422
Favorite Disease: The Uncommon Cold
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Post by Ralph on Feb 7, 2015 20:44:54 GMT
Flurrl: Hey there, Brother Malkovich, how's it going? why did you even steal my fridge?
Flurrl: Yeah, the other day you said you were going to pledge the frat and that you would be known as Brother Malcovich. You did all the hazing rituals, even the gender specific ones. I guess you must have forgotten it. |
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Dario
Burgrr Janitor
Posts: 382
Favorite Disease: Train Wreck Syndrome
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Post by Dario on Feb 7, 2015 21:04:35 GMT
"Bro- what?""I didn't steal anything! You paid us to recover it! And undo any damage you would've done during your party!"
Flurrl: Yeah, the other day you said you were going to pledge the frat and that you would be known as Brother Malcovich. You did all the hazing rituals, even the gender specific ones. I guess you must have forgotten it.
*goes to the window*Now, we're gonna pause the narrative for a second. The thing at the window looks as if it's made of plasticine or beewax. It's of a vaguely humanoid shape, with four stubby legs sustaining a big, box-shaped body; its arms, only two, are too long and thin in comparison. Its head looks as featurless as that of an earthworm, or at least of an earthworm when it isn't looked through, say, a magnifying glass; the only exception is represented by its two "eyes", which appear as big black eye-shaped dots to the creature's smooth face. Despite its limitations, said face conveys an impression of annoyance and FML. The uniform of a furniture store worker, tailored to the thing's anatomy, complete the portrait. The specific furniture store is unimportant. What is important is that said worker is 13'6'' tall, a height inversely proportional to its propension towards having others "push it around".
"I may have forgotten it, but if you confused me for this Brother Malcovich, you're the one with bigger problems. And it would have been Sister Malcovich, anyway."
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Ralph
Frequent Core Shifter
Soup is not my favorite food.
Posts: 1,422
Favorite Disease: The Uncommon Cold
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Post by Ralph on Feb 7, 2015 21:11:41 GMT
Flurrl: Yeah, the other day you said you were going to pledge the frat and that you would be known as Brother Malcovich. You did all the hazing rituals, even the gender specific ones. I guess you must have forgotten it.
*goes to the window*Now, we're gonna pause the narrative for a second. The thing at the window looks as if it's made of plasticine or beewax. It's of a vaguely humanoid shape, with four stubby legs sustaining a big, box-shaped body; its arms, only two, are too long and thin in comparison. Its head looks as featurless as that of an earthworm, or at least of an earthworm when it isn't looked through, say, a magnifying glass; the only exception is represented by its two "eyes", which appear as big black eye-shaped dots to the creature's smooth face. Despite its limitations, said face conveys an impression of annoyance and FML. The uniform of a furniture store worker, tailored to the thing's anatomy, complete the portrait. The specific furniture store is unimportant. What is important is that said worker is 13'6'' tall, a height inversely proportional to its propension towards having others "push it around".
"I may have forgotten it, but if you confused me for this Brother Malcovich, you're the one with bigger problems. And it would have been Sister Malcovich, anyway."
Flurrl: Well, all you said was Malcovich, so I just picked at random. Anyway, want to join this kicking party? |
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Dario
Burgrr Janitor
Posts: 382
Favorite Disease: Train Wreck Syndrome
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Post by Dario on Feb 8, 2015 19:48:10 GMT
"I may have forgotten it, but if you confused me for this Brother Malcovich, you're the one with bigger problems. And it would have been Sister Malcovich, anyway."
Flurrl: Well, all you said was Malcovich, so I just picked at random. Anyway, want to join this kicking party?
*makes to go away, but then turns back*
"Oh, by the way... You might wanna check the ads you put for the party. Someone could take it the wrong way."
*leaves*
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Ralph
Frequent Core Shifter
Soup is not my favorite food.
Posts: 1,422
Favorite Disease: The Uncommon Cold
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Post by Ralph on Feb 8, 2015 19:49:01 GMT
Flurrl: Well, all you said was Malcovich, so I just picked at random. Anyway, want to join this kicking party?
*makes to go away, but then turns back*
"Oh, by the way... You might wanna check the ads you put for the party. Someone could take it the wrong way."
*leaves*
Flurrl: I wouldn't know, this isn't my party. |
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