Ralph
Frequent Core Shifter
Soup is not my favorite food.
Posts: 1,422 
Favorite Disease: The Uncommon Cold
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Post by Ralph on Feb 6, 2015 3:16:14 GMT
Waitress: Here's your coffee. *Shrigul, still in massive shrimp form, drings the coffee in one gulp* Waitress: Anything else? |
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Post by gobby gobberson on Feb 6, 2015 3:19:10 GMT
*Shrigul, still in massive shrimp form, drings the coffee in one gulp* Waitress: Anything else? *Shrigul shakes her head* |
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Ralph
Frequent Core Shifter
Soup is not my favorite food.
Posts: 1,422
Favorite Disease: The Uncommon Cold
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Post by Ralph on Feb 6, 2015 3:20:32 GMT
*Shrigul shakes her head* Waitress: Are you sure? We have some delicious meaty beef cutlets on the menu? |
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Grigor Mortis
Kidney Stone Breeder
i want to get off mr. bones' wild ride
Posts: 2,272
Favorite Disease: The Boneshakes
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Post by Grigor Mortis on Feb 6, 2015 3:21:55 GMT
(o)
mr eyeball has come for companionship
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Post by gobby gobberson on Feb 6, 2015 3:24:44 GMT
(o) mr eyeball has come for companionship (o) (o) \/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/ | | ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ he has found it |
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Grigor Mortis
Kidney Stone Breeder
i want to get off mr. bones' wild ride
Posts: 2,272
Favorite Disease: The Boneshakes
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Post by Grigor Mortis on Feb 6, 2015 3:28:03 GMT
(o) mr eyeball has come for companionship (o) (o) \/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/ | | ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ he has found it (o) mr eyeball is dissatisfied mr eyeball curses you for all time |
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Post by gobby gobberson on Feb 6, 2015 3:29:07 GMT
(o) (o) \/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/ | | ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ he has found it (o) mr eyeball is dissatisfied mr eyeball curses you for all time (o) (o) \/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/ | (o) | ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ rip mr eyeball |
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Grigor Mortis
Kidney Stone Breeder
i want to get off mr. bones' wild ride
Posts: 2,272
Favorite Disease: The Boneshakes
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Post by Grigor Mortis on Feb 6, 2015 3:35:58 GMT
(o) mr eyeball is dissatisfied mr eyeball curses you for all time (o) (o) \/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/ | (o) | ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ rip mr eyeball  mr eyeball says you're about to face the wrath of a god |
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Post by gobby gobberson on Feb 6, 2015 3:38:10 GMT
(o) (o) \/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/ | (o) | ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ rip mr eyeball mr eyeball says you're about to face the wrath of a god * HAW HAW* |
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Post by Xward on Feb 6, 2015 3:39:47 GMT
(o) (o) \/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/ | (o) | ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ rip mr eyeball mr eyeball says you're about to face the wrath of a god ⊂_ヽL ＼＼E＿N ＼ ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) N < ⌒ヽ Y / へ＼ / / ＼＼I ﾚ ノ ヽ_つ S / / L / /I ( (ヽ F | |、＼E | 丿 ＼ ⌒) | | ) / `ノ ) Lﾉ (_／ BEGONE FALSE ONE |
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Post by Durga on Feb 6, 2015 3:41:46 GMT
...whats up with the thing where when someone says pumpkin, you...go...kinda catatonic...
*trips. lies there**MEANWHILE. Cockroaches. For years a particular breed of cockroaches has been developing beneath the floor of this particular coffee shop. these ones are smarter than the average roach. All their lives, they have had to deal with the terrors of humanity. But no more. Today, A young leader rises up, and makes a great speech. She motivates the others. Tells them what needs to be done for her people to thrive. She leads them to victory. Today they strike back. Today they land a blow against the previously untouchable human tyrants that they have fled from since their birth. Today... At the edge of their hope, at the end of their time, they have chosen not only to believe in themselves, but in each other. Today there is not a roach in the floor that shall stand alone. Not today. Today they face the monsters that are at their door and bring the fight to them! Today, they are CANCELING THE HUMANPOCALYPSE!* *a cockroach mecha, about the size of a four year old bursts out of the wall and grabs the prone Mark by the throat. It drags him back into the hole it made in the wall. Mark-getting-his-ass-whooped sounds can be heard.* |
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Grigor Mortis
Kidney Stone Breeder
i want to get off mr. bones' wild ride
Posts: 2,272
Favorite Disease: The Boneshakes
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Post by Grigor Mortis on Feb 6, 2015 3:43:08 GMT
mr eyeball says you're about to face the wrath of a god * HAW HAW*  mr eyeball says only he can hear your prayers here and he's afraid he won't answer them |
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Post by Xward on Feb 6, 2015 3:44:39 GMT
...whats up with the thing where when someone says pumpkin, you...go...kinda catatonic...
*trips. lies there**MEANWHILE. Cockroaches. For years a particular breed of cockroaches has been developing beneath the floor of this particular coffee shop. these ones are smarter than the average roach. All their lives, they have had to deal with the terrors of humanity. But no more. Today, A young leader rises up, and makes a great speech. She motivates the others. Tells them what needs to be done for her people to thrive. She leads them to victory. Today they strike back. Today they land a blow against the previously untouchable human tyrants that they have fled from since their birth. Today... At the edge of their hope, at the end of their time, they have chosen not only to believe in themselves, but in each other. Today there is not a roach in the floor that shall stand alone. Not today. Today they face the monsters that are at their door and bring the fight to them! Today, they are CANCELING THE HUMANPOCALYPSE!* *a cockroach mecha, about the size of a four year old bursts out of the wall and grabs the prone Mark by the throat. It drags him back into the hole it made in the wall. Mark-getting-his-ass-whooped sounds can be heard.* ...Okay, just for ruining the night a second time. They all die *Xward floods out the cockroaches with burning acid pee* |
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Post by Xward on Feb 6, 2015 3:46:44 GMT
mr eyeball says only he can hear your prayers here and he's afraid he won't answer them Lenny laughs at your image Fool, you are a mere image of true glory, not true text |
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Post by Durga on Feb 6, 2015 3:47:37 GMT
...Okay, just for ruining the night a second time. They all die *Xward floods out the cockroaches with burning acid pee* *distraught at the destruction of their people, the cockroach jaeger pilots activate their self-destruct function. There's an itty bitty atomic explosion.* *Mark is still ded tho.* |
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