Ralph
Frequent Core Shifter
Soup is not my favorite food.
Posts: 1,422 
Favorite Disease: The Uncommon Cold
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Post by Ralph on Feb 6, 2015 3:49:21 GMT
I... I don't know...
*trips. lies there**MEANWHILE. Cockroaches. For years a particular breed of cockroaches has been developing beneath the floor of this particular coffee shop. these ones are smarter than the average roach. All their lives, they have had to deal with the terrors of humanity. But no more. Today, A young leader rises up, and makes a great speech. She motivates the others. Tells them what needs to be done for her people to thrive. She leads them to victory. Today they strike back. Today they land a blow against the previously untouchable human tyrants that they have fled from since their birth. Today... At the edge of their hope, at the end of their time, they have chosen not only to believe in themselves, but in each other. Today there is not a roach in the floor that shall stand alone. Not today. Today they face the monsters that are at their door and bring the fight to them! Today, they are CANCELING THE HUMANPOCALYPSE!* *a cockroach mecha, about the size of a four year old bursts out of the wall and grabs the prone Mark by the throat. It drags him back into the hole it made in the wall. Mark-getting-his-ass-whooped sounds can be heard.* ...Okay, just for ruining the night a second time. They all die *Xward floods out the cockroaches with burning acid pee* Waiter: Should I get the other barista? |
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Grigor Mortis
Kidney Stone Breeder
i want to get off mr. bones' wild ride
Posts: 2,272
Favorite Disease: The Boneshakes
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Post by Grigor Mortis on Feb 6, 2015 3:49:33 GMT
 mr eyeball says only he can hear your prayers here and he's afraid he won't answer them Lenny laughs at your image Fool, you are a mere image of true glory, not true text |
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Post by gobby gobberson on Feb 6, 2015 3:49:53 GMT
...Okay, just for ruining the night a second time. They all die *Xward floods out the cockroaches with burning acid pee* *distraught at the destruction of their people, the cockroach jaeger pilots activate their self-destruct function. There's an itty bitty atomic explosion.* *Mark is still ded tho.* *a reddish meaty dick shaped thing walks up to mark.* live again. youi are way too funny to let die. and lets see if I can erase those memories of your dead kid just enough... wait shit I just got killed in tarot can-*obelisk disappears* |
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Post by Durga on Feb 6, 2015 15:08:57 GMT
*distraught at the destruction of their people, the cockroach jaeger pilots activate their self-destruct function. There's an itty bitty atomic explosion.* *Mark is still ded tho.* *a reddish meaty dick shaped thing walks up to mark.* live again. youi are way too funny to let die. and lets see if I can erase those memories of your dead kid just enough... wait shit I just got killed in tarot can-*obelisk disappears* |
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Post by gobby gobberson on Feb 6, 2015 15:12:32 GMT
*a reddish meaty dick shaped thing walks up to mark.* live again. youi are way too funny to let die. and lets see if I can erase those memories of your dead kid just enough... wait shit I just got killed in tarot can-*obelisk disappears**suddenly, a strange skittery black creature walks up to dead mark. it appears to be doubled over, and its head is similiar to that of a cats, but without fur. it has a large meaty arm that it uses for balance, adn a small arm for plucking something off of its chest. these somethings appear to be sacks filled with fluids. it rips one off, and forces it into Mark`s mouth, before slamming Mark`s jaw into the sack, releasing the healing potion* |
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Post by Durga on Feb 6, 2015 15:20:07 GMT
*suddenly, a strange skittery black creature walks up to dead mark. it appears to be doubled over, and its head is similiar to that of a cats, but without fur. it has a large meaty arm that it uses for balance, adn a small arm for plucking something off of its chest. these somethings appear to be sacks filled with fluids. it rips one off, and forces it into Mark`s mouth, before slamming Mark`s jaw into the sack, releasing the healing potion* *mark is a skeleton. wearing a mask* *Some... thing seems to appear. It looks like a black eye, cloaked in shadows. The shadows are actually locks of black hair.* "MYEH!"*it drags Mark's corpse off into some portal thing* |
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Ralph
Frequent Core Shifter
Soup is not my favorite food.
Posts: 1,422
Favorite Disease: The Uncommon Cold
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Post by Ralph on Feb 6, 2015 15:26:28 GMT
Waitress: I'll just get the other barista.
*The waitress walks off to the back room, and a pair of strangely similar voices start talking to each other*
"Brad, we need you at table six."
"Cram it, Sheila, I'm no good at this job ever since I moved here after my dad died."
"You'll never be any good if you don't make yourself useful. And you know what we do to useless people."
"Don't even think about it. You backwoods hicks aren't going to kill
me. I'll kill you all first."
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