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Post by Xward on Mar 30, 2015 5:33:50 GMT
*Xward is sitting at a table sipping some lemon iced tea*
So... we haven't really... you know... done stuff in a while
I mean I've been busy with marriage and kids but... I dunno we just haven't hung out that much
I know that we're all quite busy with our own things, we can't go gallavanting off like we did in that one road trip
But I think it'd be nice to sit and catch up on what we've been doing
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Post by High-Heeled Spider Crab on Mar 30, 2015 11:59:07 GMT
*Xward is sitting at a table sipping some lemon iced tea* So... we haven't really... you know... done stuff in a while I mean I've been busy with marriage and kids but... I dunno we just haven't hung out that much I know that we're all quite busy with our own things, we can't go gallavanting off like we did in that one road trip But I think it'd be nice to sit and catch up on what we've been doing RECENTLY, WE'VE BEEN WORKING ON GETTING OUR VOLUME BACK. WE LOST IT BACK DURING.....
THE MAUVE INCIDENT...
BUT I BELIEVE THAT WE'RE GETTING THE HANG OF IT.
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Post by Xward on Mar 30, 2015 12:38:07 GMT
Volume as in voice?
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Post by High-Heeled Spider Crab on Mar 30, 2015 13:40:11 GMT
...WHAT DO YOU THINK.
WHAT HAVE YOU EVEN BEEN UP TO. MARRIED? CHILDREN!?!? AREN'T YOU LIKE. .......A THING. A THING WITH....LIQUID INSIDE? DISGUSTING LIQUID.
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Post by Xward on Mar 30, 2015 15:40:51 GMT
...WHAT DO YOU THINK.
WHAT HAVE YOU EVEN BEEN UP TO. MARRIED? CHILDREN!?!? AREN'T YOU LIKE. .......A THING. A THING WITH....LIQUID INSIDE? DISGUSTING LIQUID.
...Shouldn't you know? Aren't you like, miss creation or something?
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Louis
Magboil Handler
Oh good a terrible death place.
Posts: 996
Favorite Disease: Bullet to the face syndrome
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Post by Louis on Mar 31, 2015 23:53:21 GMT
*Louis shows up and pulls himself up in a chair* I've been trying more interzonal gourmet. Mostly disgusting, some surprisingly good.
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Post by Durga on Apr 1, 2015 2:43:08 GMT
*rises up from the ground*
Honestly I have no idea what's been going on. Apparently I'm a god in some new canon? That's cool I guess. Not sure what I'd actually do...
*reads from script*
Huh. Parvati, eh? Sounds cute.Hey. Weaver. How do I shot web act like a god?
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Post by High-Heeled Spider Crab on Apr 3, 2015 15:11:21 GMT
...WHAT DO YOU THINK.
WHAT HAVE YOU EVEN BEEN UP TO. MARRIED? CHILDREN!?!? AREN'T YOU LIKE. .......A THING. A THING WITH....LIQUID INSIDE? DISGUSTING LIQUID.
...Shouldn't you know? Aren't you like, miss creation or something? WE DIDN'T MAKE YOU. WE WOULD KNOW. *rises up from the ground*
Honestly I have no idea what's been going on. Apparently I'm a god in some new canon? That's cool I guess. Not sure what I'd actually do...
*reads from script*
Huh. Parvati, eh? Sounds cute.Hey. Weaver. How do I shot web act like a god? UM. WE USUALLY SCREAM AT PEOPLE UNTIL THEY ACCEPT WHAT WE HAVE TO SAY. CAN YOUR VOLUME GET ANY LOUDER THAN "LAID BACK AND CHILL"?
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Post by Xward on Apr 3, 2015 15:35:50 GMT
...Shouldn't you know? Aren't you like, miss creation or something? WE DIDN'T MAKE YOU. WE WOULD KNOW. *rises up from the ground*
Honestly I have no idea what's been going on. Apparently I'm a god in some new canon? That's cool I guess. Not sure what I'd actually do...
*reads from script*
Huh. Parvati, eh? Sounds cute.Hey. Weaver. How do I shot web act like a god? UM. WE USUALLY SCREAM AT PEOPLE UNTIL THEY ACCEPT WHAT WE HAVE TO SAY. CAN YOUR VOLUME GET ANY LOUDER THAN "LAID BACK AND CHILL"?Isn't Durga more powerful than you? I mean I'm not really sure if the primordial level is all around or just involving life?
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Post by Durga on Apr 3, 2015 16:09:25 GMT
*rises up from the ground*
Honestly I have no idea what's been going on. Apparently I'm a god in some new canon? That's cool I guess. Not sure what I'd actually do...
*reads from script*
Huh. Parvati, eh? Sounds cute.Hey. Weaver. How do I shot web act like a god? UM. WE USUALLY SCREAM AT PEOPLE UNTIL THEY ACCEPT WHAT WE HAVE TO SAY. CAN YOUR VOLUME GET ANY LOUDER THAN "LAID BACK AND CHILL"? Oh! Uhm... Ok... Lemme try... How-*ahem*
Isn't Durga more powerful than you? I mean I'm not really sure if the primordial level is all around or just involving life?
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Grigor Mortis
Kidney Stone Breeder
i want to get off mr. bones' wild ride
Posts: 2,272
Favorite Disease: The Boneshakes
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Post by Grigor Mortis on Apr 3, 2015 17:11:01 GMT
UM. WE USUALLY SCREAM AT PEOPLE UNTIL THEY ACCEPT WHAT WE HAVE TO SAY. CAN YOUR VOLUME GET ANY LOUDER THAN "LAID BACK AND CHILL"? Oh! Uhm... Ok... Lemme try... How-*ahem*
Isn't Durga more powerful than you? I mean I'm not really sure if the primordial level is all around or just involving life? Yeah.
Remember when the Tabula Rasa were, a thing? Pretty sure they killed my first kid but their lack of of focus mixed with my small scale has rendered this plot point useless.
Whatever. Honk Honk Capitalism Tabula Rasa.
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Salenghar
Fresh from the Seething
New here.
Posts: 39
Favorite Disease: Irritable Bowel Syndrome
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Post by Salenghar on Apr 4, 2015 2:57:53 GMT
Salenghar says that she was scuttling around the place and also trying to see if they had any discarded organs around and lurking in hospitals. You know the usual chaos she reaps on a daily basis...
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Post by High-Heeled Spider Crab on Apr 5, 2015 11:00:47 GMT
WE DIDN'T MAKE YOU. WE WOULD KNOW. UM. WE USUALLY SCREAM AT PEOPLE UNTIL THEY ACCEPT WHAT WE HAVE TO SAY. CAN YOUR VOLUME GET ANY LOUDER THAN "LAID BACK AND CHILL"? Isn't Durga more powerful than you? I mean I'm not really sure if the primordial level is all around or just involving life? MORE POWERFUL?
*RELUCTANTLY*.......MOST...LIKELY. WEIRD PLOT NONSENSE HAS RATHER ENSURED THAT OUR BELOVED DURGA IS NOW ON THE LEVEL OF AT LEAST A FULL PRIMORDIAL.
...BUT WE STILL HAVE EXPERIENCE. THAT COUNTS FOR SOMETHING...RIGHT? DURGA IS CERTAINLY A CHARISMATIC AND...ADAPTABLE INDIVIDUAL, BUT I FEEL AS THOUGH SHE COULD WORK ON HER...CREATIVE ELEGANCE. UM. WE USUALLY SCREAM AT PEOPLE UNTIL THEY ACCEPT WHAT WE HAVE TO SAY. CAN YOUR VOLUME GET ANY LOUDER THAN "LAID BACK AND CHILL"? Oh! Uhm... Ok... Lemme try... How-*ahem*
Isn't Durga more powerful than you? I mean I'm not really sure if the primordial level is all around or just involving life? SOMETIMES WE'RE ENSLAVING WHOLE COUNTRIES WHILST TUCKED AWAY IN ANOTHER DIMENSION...SOMETIMES WE'RE GETTING A PSYCHOLOGICAL AND PHYSICAL BEATDOWN FROM ONE JUMPED UP HUMAN WITH A HARD-ON FOR UNNECESSARILY HORRIFIC TORTURE AND A MIND LIKE THE INSIDE OF AN ANGLERFISH'S ASSHOLE.
...MAKES US WONDER WHY WE BOTHERED REMOVING EHYE. THE CRIPPLING SELF HATRED WAS ALMOST WORTH IT. AND WHAT HAPPENED TO OUR ARMIES... Oh! Uhm... Ok... Lemme try... How-*ahem*
Yeah.
Remember when the Tabula Rasa were, a thing? Pretty sure they killed my first kid but their lack of of focus mixed with my small scale has rendered this plot point useless.
Whatever. Honk Honk Capitalism Tabula Rasa. OH, WE THINK WE ACCIDENTALLY DROVE THEIR LEADER INSANE. THAT WAS PRETTY NICE, WE SUPPOSE. SHE TRIED TO GIVE US A TERRIBLE CHOICE, OR SOMETHING. SO WE CHOSE 'ACTUALLY UTILISE THOSE POWERFUL EMPATHIC POWERS WE HAVE'. PEOPLE ARE ALWAYS A LOT LESS WILLING TO INFLICT PAIN ON YOU WHEN THEY FEEL IT TOO. IT'S THE PEOPLE WHO CONTINUE TO ATTACK YOU THAT YOU NEED TO WATCH OUT FOR. ZEALOTS.
OH, AND WE THINK OUR SISTER IS NOW THEIR LEADER, OR SOMETHING? MAYBE THAT'S NOT CANON ANYMORE. AURAL HELP THOSE POOR TINKLE RAKSHI SODS IF IT IS, BECAUSE WE CERTAINLY WON'T. THE PRIMAL INVESTIGATOR COULDN'T LEAD HER WAY OUT OF A MECHANICAL PENCIL. Salenghar says that she was scuttling around the place and also trying to see if they had any discarded organs around and lurking in hospitals. You know the usual chaos she reaps on a daily basis... WOW. THAT'S...PRETTY LOW. IS THAT WHAT YOU DO FOR FUN? HMM.
WELL, MORE POWER TO YOU, MY NECROPHAGOUS ACCQUAINTANCE...THE DEAD WOULD OUTNUMBER THE LIVING WERE IT NOT FOR ENTERPRISING YOUNG INDIVIDUALS SUCH AS YOURSELF!
...THOUGH WE HEAR STORIES OF A CERTAIN PRIMORDIAL WHO MAY BE MAKING THAT HER MISSION ANYWAY.
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Salenghar
Fresh from the Seething
New here.
Posts: 39
Favorite Disease: Irritable Bowel Syndrome
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Post by Salenghar on Apr 6, 2015 2:06:06 GMT
Salenghar nods, "I also found this glass bottle just now and a chocolate egg. I don't understand what they does yet, but it looks good enough to stash and gobble up."
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