Pumpkinheadeddoll
Frequent Core Shifter
I have a big hammer and I smash stuff sometimes
Posts: 1,084 
Favorite Disease: Skullshakes
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Post by Pumpkinheadeddoll on Nov 15, 2014 0:13:17 GMT
In my zone recently a smallish door appeared adorned with a icon of what looked to be a smiling hexagon, after opening the door i found a seat a screen and a microphone I can use the words I was taught to make an action happen I hear the voices of others, MANY others some loud and pronounced, others quiet and infrequent there is a lady on the screen she is green and i have the urge to help her out i will sit in this room and help until the helping is done but other voices if you can hear me where are you?
Is the room the same for you?
do you see what I see?
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Dario
Burgrr Janitor
Posts: 382
Favorite Disease: Train Wreck Syndrome
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Post by Dario on Nov 15, 2014 0:22:32 GMT
I'm using a normal Gray-Zone computer at my home. I think. There's the possibility that my brain is self-censoring this mind-forum.
Also, the King of Holiday Star is stuck in my computer. But he's a pretty tranquil guy, so that's good.
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Butts
Fresh from the Seething
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Favorite Disease: thbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbpththt
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Post by Butts on Nov 15, 2014 0:30:52 GMT
I have phased from the usual BUTTSCAPE of the BUTTZONE, thanks to the EXTRA-DIMENSIONAL PORTA POTTIES of my people.
Some zones my potty can shift into, some I am only able to observe through the PORTA-PORTHOLE, like the television. Does your zone have television? BUTTZONE does. We have a 24-hour whoopie cushion channel. Ha ha! Just kidding that would be OBSCENE.
The one I am watching is one of the ones I can only watch, although sometimes my thoughts are able to make contact with the amalgamation of butt, legs, and parts I don't understand.
I seem to have contact with numerous other beings in the same situation. I like them.
[transcribed and translated from excited farting and shouting by ELOQUENT-BOT 5000]
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Post by Cordyceps sapiens on Nov 15, 2014 0:33:13 GMT
WE FOUND OURSELVES INFESTING A MIND THAT WAS IN THE PROCESS OF OBSERVING WHAT YOU DESCRIBE AS THE GREEN LADY. WE, TOO, FEEL THE URGE TO OBSERVE AND ASSIST. OUR HOST BODY DWELLS IN A DARK CAVE AND HAS SOMETHING LIKE A SCRYING POOL WITH WHICH TO PERCEIVE THE ACTIONS. COMMUNICATION IS ACHIEVED THROUGH A DEVICE BELOW THE SCRYING POOL WHICH CONTAINS ROWS OF LETTERS WHICH CAN BE PHYSICALLY COMPRESSED TO APPEAR WITHIN THE IMAGE ON THE POOL ITSELF.
WE HAVE CONTACTED NUMEROUS BEINGS THROUGH THIS FASHION. WE LIKE MOST OF THEM BUT THE VOICE OF REASON AND CLEAN IS PROBABLY THE BIGGEST JERK KNOWN TO US IN ALL OF HISTORY. EXCEPT THE DOUBLE CORDYCEPS. THEY ARE GREATER JERKS BUT HAVE BEEN ERADICATED.
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Pumpkinheadeddoll
Frequent Core Shifter
I have a big hammer and I smash stuff sometimes
Posts: 1,084
Favorite Disease: Skullshakes
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Post by Pumpkinheadeddoll on Nov 15, 2014 0:38:34 GMT
We dont have a televisions but we have heard of them from the... greysoners? the things made from meat and nice  we have met 3 so far they seem nice they have been with us for a while they say they came into the hallow and couldn't get back but that they came to study our homes we gave them shelter and sugar they are happy we all seemed to focus on the greeny one she is probably in a strongneed as the uncarved one said "protect the newborn and the faceless as they have to be shown the way" |
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Post by Durga on Nov 15, 2014 0:40:38 GMT
This unit's purpose is to gather information. To study and to experiment.
This unit must learn of these beings of inferior matter.
This unit sees no point to this, but it must not argue with it's purpose.
It has been tracking an anomaly. An unknown, unnamed anomaly.
Certain words and terms have appeared and reappeared time after time. "Bogleech." "Noisy Tenant." Meaningless.
This unit has investigated these events and anomalies, as it must.
Upon scanning an anomaly, a tear was discovered. A tear that led to "a world of dreams and adventures with pathology"
It did not expect to find so many other beings. It did not expect the Green thing or the Hospital.
It found a suitable subject for it's study.
A plethora of them.
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Dario
Burgrr Janitor
Posts: 382
Favorite Disease: Train Wreck Syndrome
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Post by Dario on Nov 15, 2014 0:45:51 GMT
Some zones my potty can shift into, some I am only able to observe through the PORTA-PORTHOLE, like the television. Does your zone have television? BUTTZONE does. We have a 24-hour whoopie cushion channel. Ha ha! Just kidding that would be OBSCENE. Yes, us Greyzoners do have TV. You'll probably be able to clone a connection to here. Given your tastes, I suggest you the Italian talk-shows on the fourth channel. |
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Post by gobby gobberson on Nov 15, 2014 0:46:49 GMT
Im in the factory of hookers. My room has a computer made out of jelly, a couch made out of veins, and just outside the door there is a kitchen made out of more jelly.
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Post by Xward on Nov 15, 2014 0:50:02 GMT
Obviously you are all here to help me with my research, there is no greater cause than christmas
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Pumpkinheadeddoll
Frequent Core Shifter
I have a big hammer and I smash stuff sometimes
Posts: 1,084
Favorite Disease: Skullshakes
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Post by Pumpkinheadeddoll on Nov 15, 2014 0:50:04 GMT
Im in the factory of hookers. My room has a computer made out of jelly, a couch made out of veins, and just outside the door there is a kitchen made out of more jelly. A jelly of a sugar or meat  ? |
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Butts
Fresh from the Seething
Posts: 36
Favorite Disease: thbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbpththt
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Post by Butts on Nov 15, 2014 0:51:15 GMT
Some zones my potty can shift into, some I am only able to observe through the PORTA-PORTHOLE, like the television. Does your zone have television? BUTTZONE does. We have a 24-hour whoopie cushion channel. Ha ha! Just kidding that would be OBSCENE. Yes, us Greyzoners do have TV. You'll probably be able to clone a connection to here. Given your tastes, I suggest you the Italian talk-shows on the fourth channel. I will TRY VERY HARD |
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Post by gobby gobberson on Nov 15, 2014 0:55:33 GMT
Im in the factory of hookers. My room has a computer made out of jelly, a couch made out of veins, and just outside the door there is a kitchen made out of more jelly. A jelly of a sugar or meat ? The meat kind. Sugar is something I wouldnt waste on office decor. Too valuable. |
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Pumpkinheadeddoll
Frequent Core Shifter
I have a big hammer and I smash stuff sometimes
Posts: 1,084
Favorite Disease: Skullshakes
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Post by Pumpkinheadeddoll on Nov 15, 2014 1:04:29 GMT
A jelly of a sugar or meat ? The meat kind. Sugar is something I wouldnt waste on office decor. Too valuable. You know the value of a sugar the graysoners in the hallow had it in little paper bags they gave them to us FOR FREE they have the kindness of the uncarved one which is why we gave them a help and not a kill |
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Post by gobby gobberson on Nov 15, 2014 1:12:02 GMT
The meat kind. Sugar is something I wouldnt waste on office decor. Too valuable. You know the value of a sugar the graysoners in the hallow had it in little paper bags they gave them to us FOR FREE they have the kindness of the uncarved one which is why we gave them a help and not a kill Well, here, sugar is what keeps us running if we get sick, but it barely exists. If sugar cost as much in the greyzone, the THREE SURROUNDING ZONES would be indebted. |
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Pumpkinheadeddoll
Frequent Core Shifter
I have a big hammer and I smash stuff sometimes
Posts: 1,084
Favorite Disease: Skullshakes
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Post by Pumpkinheadeddoll on Nov 15, 2014 1:18:31 GMT
You know the value of a sugar the graysoners in the hallow had it in little paper bags they gave them to us FOR FREE they have the kindness of the uncarved one which is why we gave them a help and not a kill Well, here, sugar is what keeps us running if we get sick, but it barely exists. If sugar cost as much in the greyzone, the THREE SURROUNDING ZONES would be indebted. we make a sugar with the Ichor its not amazing good quality but its in big chunks that are good to trade graysoners say it burns to touch or taste they dont know the good of our sugars, Sugars made of bone! |
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we have met 3 so far they seem nice they have been with us for a while they say they came into the hallow and couldn't get back but that they came to study our homes we gave them shelter and sugar they are happy 
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