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Post by High-Heeled Spider Crab on Dec 14, 2014 16:20:09 GMT
SUCH IS THE AIM OF CAPITALISM, GOOD DOCTOR. Accursed kappatilism! You won't pester me for long... *Pulls cucumber out of coat* |
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Dr. Caliginous, VII
Frequent Core Shifter
Tarnished silver is silver still
Posts: 1,228 
Favorite Disease: A pox on both your houses
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Post by Dr. Caliginous, VII on Dec 14, 2014 16:21:29 GMT
Accursed kappatilism! You won't pester me for long... *Pulls cucumber out of coat* Carving my name into it to get rid of the kappatilists, of course! |
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Post by Durga on Dec 14, 2014 16:22:05 GMT
DURGA WHAT THE DICKENS. ARE YOU DRUNK AGAIN? Accursed kappatilism! You won't pester me for long... *Pulls cucumber out of coat*
*manifests a pool noodle and hands it to Curious*
Knock 'em dead, tiger. |
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Dr. Caliginous, VII
Frequent Core Shifter
Tarnished silver is silver still
Posts: 1,228
Favorite Disease: A pox on both your houses
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Post by Dr. Caliginous, VII on Dec 14, 2014 16:23:53 GMT
DURGA WHAT THE DICKENS. ARE YOU DRUNK AGAIN? Accursed kappatilism! You won't pester me for long... *Pulls cucumber out of coat*
*manifests a pool noodle and hands it to Curious*
Knock 'em dead, tiger.You'll never beat a kappa in a swimming contest, Durga! Don't you know that? |
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Post by gobby gobberson on Dec 14, 2014 16:24:13 GMT
DURGA WHAT THE DICKENS. ARE YOU DRUNK AGAIN? Accursed kappatilism! You won't pester me for long... *Pulls cucumber out of coat*
*manifests a pool noodle and hands it to Curious*
Knock 'em dead, tiger.Shrigul: You know thats not what he 'ans on doin' with that cuke. I heard his dick keeps disappearin'. |
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Post by High-Heeled Spider Crab on Dec 14, 2014 16:25:01 GMT
DURGA WHAT THE DICKENS. ARE YOU DRUNK AGAIN? Accursed kappatilism! You won't pester me for long... *Pulls cucumber out of coat*
*manifests a pool noodle and hands it to Curious*
Knock 'em dead, tiger. |
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Post by High-Heeled Spider Crab on Dec 14, 2014 16:25:45 GMT
...WE ARE SUDDENLY UNCOMFORTABLE WHAT ARE YOU PLANNING WITH THAT Carving my name into it to get rid of the kappatilists, of course! |
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Dr. Caliginous, VII
Frequent Core Shifter
Tarnished silver is silver still
Posts: 1,228
Favorite Disease: A pox on both your houses
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Post by Dr. Caliginous, VII on Dec 14, 2014 16:25:51 GMT
... I'm not saying yes, and I'm not saying no.Yo. I can do ya one better.
*manifests a pool noodle and hands it to Curious*
Knock 'em dead, tiger. Shrigul: You know thats not what he 'ans on doin' with that cuke. I heard his dick keeps disappearin'. One, you ma'am are a vulgar sharlatan and rapscallion, two, why would I need my dick in the malt shop? |
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Post by Durga on Dec 14, 2014 16:26:25 GMT
You'll never beat a kappa in a swimming contest, Durga! Don't you know that?
*noodle becomes a cluster of cobras*
Have some snakes. |
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Dr. Caliginous, VII
Frequent Core Shifter
Tarnished silver is silver still
Posts: 1,228
Favorite Disease: A pox on both your houses
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Post by Dr. Caliginous, VII on Dec 14, 2014 16:27:53 GMT
You'll never beat a kappa in a swimming contest, Durga! Don't you know that?
*noodle becomes a cluster of cobras*
Have some snakes.Right. I'm sure there's an innuendo to be made around here somewhere... Something.. Venom? |
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Post by gobby gobberson on Dec 14, 2014 16:28:06 GMT
Shrigul: You know thats not what he 'ans on doin' with that cuke. I heard his dick keeps disappearin'. One, you ma'am are a vulgar sharlatan and rapscallion, two, why would I need my dick in the malt shop? Shrigul: Well, this aint the place where you be needin' a cock, but I figure you probably want 'un, seeing how this is a Zull zone malt shop, where half of the menu is alcholic. |
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Post by Durga on Dec 14, 2014 16:29:07 GMT
... I'm not saying yes, and I'm not saying no.Yo. I can do ya one better.
*manifests a pool noodle and hands it to Curious*
Knock 'em dead, tiger.
I blame Mark. He's a bad influence. |
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Dr. Caliginous, VII
Frequent Core Shifter
Tarnished silver is silver still
Posts: 1,228
Favorite Disease: A pox on both your houses
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Post by Dr. Caliginous, VII on Dec 14, 2014 16:29:13 GMT
One, you ma'am are a vulgar sharlatan and rapscallion, two, why would I need my dick in the malt shop? Shrigul: Well, this aint the place where you be needin' a cock, but I figure you probably want 'un, seeing how this is a Zull zone malt shop, where half of the menu is alcholic. Oh, no, I just intended to do THIS! *Throws cucumber out window* |
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Post by gobby gobberson on Dec 14, 2014 16:29:53 GMT
UGH, THAT'S AS GOOD AS AN ADMISSION. AND WHY DO YOU CARRY SUCH A LARGE ARRAY OF PHALLIC OBJECTS WITH YOU?!
I blame Mark. He's a bad influence.Mark: I...am not the dildo guy. Zar: *Starts hurling spengbab dildos at Durga* |
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Post by gobby gobberson on Dec 14, 2014 16:30:29 GMT
Shrigul: Well, this aint the place where you be needin' a cock, but I figure you probably want 'un, seeing how this is a Zull zone malt shop, where half of the menu is alcholic. Oh, no, I just intended to do THIS! *Throws cucumber out window* Shrigul: And there he goes, wasting food. |
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