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Post by High-Heeled Spider Crab on Dec 14, 2014 16:30:51 GMT
UGH, THAT'S AS GOOD AS AN ADMISSION. AND WHY DO YOU CARRY SUCH A LARGE ARRAY OF PHALLIC OBJECTS WITH YOU?!
I blame Mark. He's a bad influence. |
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Post by Durga on Dec 14, 2014 16:32:11 GMT
Mark: I...am not the dildo guy. Zar: *Starts hurling spengbab dildos at Durga*
That one's kind of an ass too. |
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Post by ThatOneGuy on Dec 14, 2014 16:32:34 GMT
I'm back. I'm sorry Durga, I didn't mean to eat something you valued. I was just trying to prepare for the other reality.
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Post by Durga on Dec 14, 2014 16:33:26 GMT
*Shakes head in disappointment* WE WORRY ABOUT YOU, DEAR DURGA. IF HE'S A BAD INFLUENCE...JUST KILL HIM? |
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Post by gobby gobberson on Dec 14, 2014 16:33:55 GMT
Mark: I...am not the dildo guy. Zar: *Starts hurling spengbab dildos at Durga*
That one's kind of an ass too.*Mroe dildos are thrown, some of them filled with slime. Zaroews, despite no lips and a permanent slasher smile and no eyelids or eyebrows, looks deadset on hitting durga* |
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Post by gobby gobberson on Dec 14, 2014 16:35:13 GMT
*Shakes head in disappointment* WE WORRY ABOUT YOU, DEAR DURGA. IF HE'S A BAD INFLUENCE...JUST KILL HIM? Mark: excuse me why the fuck are you killing me? |
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Post by High-Heeled Spider Crab on Dec 14, 2014 16:37:55 GMT
Mark: I...am not the dildo guy. Zar: *Starts hurling spengbab dildos at Durga*
That one's kind of an ass too. |
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Post by Durga on Dec 14, 2014 16:38:04 GMT
*Mroe dildos are thrown, some of them filled with slime. Zaroews, despite no lips and a permanent slasher smile and no eyelids or eyebrows, looks deadset on hitting durga* |
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Post by High-Heeled Spider Crab on Dec 14, 2014 16:38:55 GMT
*Shakes head in disappointment* WE WORRY ABOUT YOU, DEAR DURGA. IF HE'S A BAD INFLUENCE...JUST KILL HIM? |
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Post by gobby gobberson on Dec 14, 2014 16:40:17 GMT
Actually, that's not a bad plan. Shall you got first, or shall I? Mark: Seriously, why the fuck are you killing me? |
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Post by Durga on Dec 14, 2014 16:45:05 GMT
WHY, DURGA! I WOULDN'T WISH TO DEPRIVE YOU OF YOUR HONOURABLE RIGHT FOR FIRST STRIKE!
*Mark's HD activates, changing form and becoming a humanoid creature with six bladed arms and a mask like Mark's for a face*
I can, however, throw a wrench into the works.
*the 2D being lunges at Mark* |
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Post by High-Heeled Spider Crab on Dec 14, 2014 16:45:27 GMT
*Mroe dildos are thrown, some of them filled with slime. Zaroews, despite no lips and a permanent slasher smile and no eyelids or eyebrows, looks deadset on hitting durga* |
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Post by gobby gobberson on Dec 14, 2014 16:46:06 GMT
WHY, DURGA! I WOULDN'T WISH TO DEPRIVE YOU OF YOUR HONOURABLE RIGHT FOR FIRST STRIKE!
*Mark's HD activates, changing form and becoming a humanoid creature with six bladed arms and a mask like Mark's for a face*
I can, however, throw a wrench into the works.
*the 2D being lunges at Mark*Mark: *Cuts open his hand, and smears blood on his mask, summoning The Obelisk, which somehow takes the blow* |
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Dr. Caliginous, VII
Frequent Core Shifter
Tarnished silver is silver still
Posts: 1,228 
Favorite Disease: A pox on both your houses
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Post by Dr. Caliginous, VII on Dec 14, 2014 16:46:25 GMT
Oh, a fight! My turn!
*Attempts to pick up floor-mounted barstool*
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Post by Durga on Dec 14, 2014 16:49:08 GMT
Oh, a fight! My turn! *Attempts to pick up floor-mounted barstool*
Gah! Curious! No! Don't you know barstools are the deadliest weapon?! |
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