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Post by High-Heeled Spider Crab on Dec 26, 2014 18:48:02 GMT
*swooce in through the window with a sack full of various boxes wrapped in skins* HAVE WE MISSED THE EXCHANGING OF OBJECTS DARLING NO YOU HAVEN'T THIS IS GREAT *Takes Cordycep's gift as well as Xwards, and opens both*
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Post by gobby gobberson on Dec 26, 2014 18:48:08 GMT
*Shrigul finds her gift, and eats ths kin off of it* *it's a painting done in colors only mantis shrimp can see! it's kind of abstract because it was done by somebody who couldn't see those colors, but it's still nice* *Shrigul takes the painting, and hangs it up on her wall* Heh, that was neat.
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Louis
Magboil Handler
Oh good a terrible death place.
Posts: 996
Favorite Disease: Bullet to the face syndrome
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Post by Louis on Dec 26, 2014 18:50:33 GMT
Thanks mushroom! Though, I have to ask, where did you find a chunk of titanium?
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Post by Xward on Dec 26, 2014 18:50:55 GMT
*Both presents seem to be books, Nulla's has a small note on it* "I'm still not quite over you being evil and all but...
Everyone deserves a present on christmas
Even you
Merry Christmas from, Xward" *Gob crawls off, tearing open the present by eating the paper, while Nulla seems to be unwrapping it delicately* *Gob's present seems to be a picture of the group on the roadtrip, an esoteric book on "making even MORE hookers than you ever thought was possible", and a book called: " Being a Better Person, Written by Recovering Jerks"
*Nulla's gift seems to be a book on self esteem* *cracks open an eye, gripping head in pain*
UuuUUuUUughh.
Might as well open this before Krampus calls the fuzz on us.
*two tiny black shards manifest and neatly cut away the tape holding the wrapping on Xward's gift together, before gently removing the paper and folding it in half over and over again until it becomes too small to see* *Durga's present seems much different than the others. It's a fairly old book that has a blank cover except for the word "EMOTIONS" written in blocky writing on the cover. It seems to be a book about coping with sudden emotional gain when you previously had none* *On the inside of the cover there is only one phrase. "By Xward"* *Both presents seem to be books, Nulla's has a small note on it* "I'm still not quite over you being evil and all but...
Everyone deserves a present on christmas
Even you
Merry Christmas from, Xward" WE...WE THINK WE LIKE THIS GIFT THING! *Checks for their present in the Xward pile, keeping themselves covered* AT THIS RATE, WE HOPE IT'S A SHIRT. WHAT HAPPENED? WE REALLY MUST FIND OUT*Weaver's present seems slightly heavier and bulkier than the others*
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Post by Cordyceps sapiens on Dec 26, 2014 18:52:09 GMT
*swooce in through the window with a sack full of various boxes wrapped in skins* HAVE WE MISSED THE EXCHANGING OF OBJECTS DARLING NO YOU HAVEN'T THIS IS GREAT *Takes Cordycep's gift as well as Xwards, and opens both**It's an ancient crystal sculpture of unknown provenance, that looks like an ordinary spider from some angles, but one with infinite legs from others. It pulses with an inner light, and sometimes seems to move independently*
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Post by Cordyceps sapiens on Dec 26, 2014 18:55:25 GMT
Thanks mushroom! Though, I have to ask, where did you find a chunk of titanium? WE ASKED AROUND
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Post by Xward on Dec 26, 2014 18:59:53 GMT
*I open my gift from Cordyceps*
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Post by Durga on Dec 26, 2014 19:01:38 GMT
*Durga's present seems much different than the others. It's a fairly old book that has a blank cover except for the word "EMOTIONS" written in blocky writing on the cover. It seems to be a book about coping with sudden emotional gain when you previously had none* *On the inside of the cover there is only one phrase. "By Xward"* Oh. Thank you Xward!
*reading intensively, core-eye shifting colors every now and then*
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Post by Xward on Dec 26, 2014 19:02:30 GMT
*swooce in through the window with a sack full of various boxes wrapped in skins* HAVE WE MISSED THE EXCHANGING OF OBJECTS DARLING NO YOU HAVEN'T THIS IS GREAT *Takes Cordycep's gift as well as Xwards, and opens both**Weaver's gift is a miniature statuette of her spider form posing. as well as several pairs of socks sized for the spider form*
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Louis
Magboil Handler
Oh good a terrible death place.
Posts: 996
Favorite Disease: Bullet to the face syndrome
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Post by Louis on Dec 26, 2014 19:03:06 GMT
*Louis reaches into the Durga box for his present*
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Post by Cordyceps sapiens on Dec 26, 2014 19:03:46 GMT
*I open my gift from Cordyceps* *it's an autographed picture of Santa Claus*
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Post by gobby gobberson on Dec 26, 2014 19:05:21 GMT
*Shrigul brings weaver a tshirt with a picture of a flaming horse on it. it is about a size too small, but only just.* I think you may need this right now. And this, too. *Shrigul also hands over a hooded jacket. it seems to be ordinary, except it is in colors that are not native to the zone*
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Post by Cordyceps sapiens on Dec 26, 2014 19:05:32 GMT
*slides off Weaver's abdomen, hitting the floor and slowly sinking in* Be back inna minute. *sinks into the floor, and then phases back out, holding a chest or crate-like object made of black, inky, tattoo shapes* Yo. Ssssorry I sorta missed most of the party, but I made this. *taps the cover of the crate* It's sort of a hammerspace thing. If anyone opens it, it'll have their gift inside. See, I'm not good with gifts, so I just sorta got what I thought people would either want or need. *stumbles slightly* I'm gonna lie down a bit. *collapses into a nearby chair* *search through Durga crate for a gift*
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Post by Durga on Dec 26, 2014 19:15:51 GMT
*search through Durga crate for a gift* *Inside are two gifts:* *Cordy's is an unusually specific book about using psychic abilities to spice up one's relationship with other psychic lifeforms* *The Host's gift is a set of obscure alchemical ingredients gathered from across the zones.* *Louis reaches into the Durga box for his present* *it's a strange mechanical cylinder. A label reveals it's a lightweight, self-cleaning silencer specifically designed to fit any handheld firearm* *after reading a good way into Xward's book, Durga manifests a bookmark and closes the book, absorbing it for future manifestation*
*delicately opens up Cordy's gift*
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Post by Cordyceps sapiens on Dec 26, 2014 19:16:12 GMT
*Louis sort of plops into a chair* So, anyone else have any gifts? *Several gifts fall out of the ceiling, all identical copy of the same game, big rigs. Closer examination however reveals other games inside the cases* THIS IS THE LICENSED GAME THEY MADE OF CANDLE COVE! VERY EXCITING! AND BEST OF ALL, IT PLAYS AN ALL SYSTEMS! ONE CAN SIMPLY INSERT IT INTO SOMEBODY ELSE'S FACE AND START PLAYING USING THEIR EYES TO PERCEIVE THE ACTION ON THE SCREEN. IT IS SIMPLY A VERY WELL-DESIGNED GAME.
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