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Post by Xward on Dec 26, 2014 19:17:10 GMT
*I open my gift from Cordyceps* *it's an autographed picture of Santa Claus* HOLY SHIT |
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Post by gobby gobberson on Dec 26, 2014 19:26:20 GMT
*Shrigul brainstorms* Actually, weaver hold on. *Shrigul walks into a closet and pulls out a slightly larger shirt, and a perfect sized jacker. both have spiders on them, and spider sacks in the pockets of the jacket, with instructions to place DNA inside to get genetic children spiders, or two different samples of DNA for two parents* Heres the present I bought you
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Post by Cordyceps sapiens on Dec 26, 2014 19:28:00 GMT
*search through Durga crate for a gift* *Inside are two gifts:* *Cordy's is an unusually specific book about using psychic abilities to spice up one's relationship with other psychic lifeforms* *The Host's gift is a set of obscure alchemical ingredients gathered from across the zones.* *Louis reaches into the Durga box for his present* *it's a strange mechanical cylinder. A label reveals it's a lightweight, self-cleaning silencer specifically designed to fit any handheld firearm* *after reading a good way into Xward's book, Durga manifests a bookmark and closes the book, absorbing it for future manifestation*
*delicately opens up Cordy's gift**opening gift* OH, THIS WILL BE VERY USEFUL. *tucks it discreetly into some fold of space* *The Green Ghost opens the other gift* So yeah, the host is toast, I don't think she'll be wanting these. *ingredients disappear* *summons up a small pile of bone carvings of sea birds, suitable for discreet wearing around the person.* If you take one of these, it will help you be inconspicuous. Don't break them open. I sucked the life out of those alien purple filaments, but they still sting to the touch, and slice anything made of physical matter, unless handled just right. You can either accept these presents or assume they're a terrible trick. Goodbye. *vanishes back into the mind of Cordyceps, hiding within buried tangles of thought**Durga's gift is a strange, fractal object that looks a little like a golden snowflake. It behaves largely as though it's two dimensional, but seems to warp in and out of visible reality.*
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Post by Cordyceps sapiens on Dec 26, 2014 19:29:46 GMT
*search around for any other gifts addressed to them*
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Post by Xward on Dec 26, 2014 19:31:17 GMT
*search around for any other gifts addressed to them* *Cordycep's gift is a video series about XTREME MUSHROOM CULTIVATION!* |
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Post by High-Heeled Spider Crab on Dec 26, 2014 19:32:01 GMT
DARLING NO YOU HAVEN'T THIS IS GREAT *Takes Cordycep's gift as well as Xwards, and opens both* *Weaver's gift is a miniature statuette of her spider form posing. as well as several pairs of socks sized for the spider form* |
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Post by Xward on Dec 26, 2014 19:33:04 GMT
*Weaver's gift is a miniature statuette of her spider form posing. as well as several pairs of socks sized for the spider form* Yeah, I still needed to give someone socks this year |
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Post by High-Heeled Spider Crab on Dec 26, 2014 19:33:39 GMT
DARLING NO YOU HAVEN'T THIS IS GREAT *Takes Cordycep's gift as well as Xwards, and opens both* *It's an ancient crystal sculpture of unknown provenance, that looks like an ordinary spider from some angles, but one with infinite legs from others. It pulses with an inner light, and sometimes seems to move independently* |
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Post by High-Heeled Spider Crab on Dec 26, 2014 19:34:12 GMT
OH! WE LIKE THIS, WHAT A PRETTY STATUE...AND UM...SOCKS? WE WILL TRY THEM ON! *Delicately levitates a sock onto each leg* ...IS THAT RIGHT? Yeah, I still needed to give someone socks this year
...WE FEEL SLIGHTLY RIDICULOUS.
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Post by Cordyceps sapiens on Dec 26, 2014 19:34:41 GMT
*search around for any other gifts addressed to them* *Cordycep's gift is a video series about XTREME MUSHROOM CULTIVATION!* UM. THANK YOU. IT IS THE THOUGHT THAT IS OF PRIMARY RELEVANCE AND WE EXPRESS GRATITUDE FOR THE THOUGHT. |
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Post by Cordyceps sapiens on Dec 26, 2014 19:35:22 GMT
*It's an ancient crystal sculpture of unknown provenance, that looks like an ordinary spider from some angles, but one with infinite legs from others. It pulses with an inner light, and sometimes seems to move independently* IT WAS THE ONLY ITEM WE COULD FIND WORTHY OF BECOMING YOUR PRESENT. |
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Post by gobby gobberson on Dec 26, 2014 19:35:28 GMT
Yeah, I still needed to give someone socks this year
...WE FEEL SLIGHTLY RIDICULOUS.
...I assume you have also never worn a jacket? |
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Post by Xward on Dec 26, 2014 19:35:41 GMT
*Cordycep's gift is a video series about XTREME MUSHROOM CULTIVATION!* UM. THANK YOU. IT IS THE THOUGHT THAT IS OF PRIMARY RELEVANCE AND WE EXPRESS GRATITUDE FOR THE THOUGHT. oh dear, do you want to exchange it for something else? |
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Post by Cordyceps sapiens on Dec 26, 2014 19:37:09 GMT
UM. THANK YOU. IT IS THE THOUGHT THAT IS OF PRIMARY RELEVANCE AND WE EXPRESS GRATITUDE FOR THE THOUGHT. oh dear, do you want to exchange it for something else? NO NO THIS IS FINE WE WILL KEEP AND APPRECIATE IT APPROPRIATELY |
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Post by High-Heeled Spider Crab on Dec 26, 2014 19:38:53 GMT
*Shrigul brainstorms* Actually, weaver hold on. *Shrigul walks into a closet and pulls out a slightly larger shirt, and a perfect sized jacker. both have spiders on them, and spider sacks in the pockets of the jacket, with instructions to place DNA inside to get genetic children spiders, or two different samples of DNA for two parents* Heres the present I bought you |
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