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Post by ThatOneGuy on Dec 23, 2014 3:43:26 GMT
Jaq scuttles behind Cward " Whats gotten into you you lunatic! I cant tell if you are trying to be friends of kill me!" *stopping for a second to digest some of the leech-things* " you say you are J'aqou? I demand proof!" " what do you mean proof?" *jack pulls closer* " you know what I mean" *Jaq pauses for a second and turns away from the rest of the group and brings jack in front of him and unbuttons his coat and separates his chest revealing to Jack a purple beating ichor heart* " there happy?!" *jack is holding his own chest bemused* " are you quite done!" OFF!Zar: Everyone from your zone cluster is savage! Grey!Zar: Ha, now you get it. Hey! We aren't savages! I'd say I'm pretty peaceful!
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Post by gobby gobberson on Dec 23, 2014 3:44:43 GMT
OFF!Zar: Everyone from your zone cluster is savage! Grey!Zar: Ha, now you get it. Hey! We aren't savages! I'd say I'm pretty peaceful!Off!Zaroews: Why is my equivalent so brutish? GREY!Zar: ...Do you want to be fed your own limbs forever?
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Post by Xward on Dec 23, 2014 3:46:52 GMT
Hey! We aren't savages! I'd say I'm pretty peaceful! Off!Zaroews: Why is my equivalent so brutish? GREY!Zar: ...Do you want to be fed your own limbs forever? Xward: That's just him
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Post by ThatOneGuy on Dec 23, 2014 3:50:50 GMT
Hey! We aren't savages! I'd say I'm pretty peaceful! Off!Zaroews: Why is my equivalent so brutish? GREY!Zar: ...Do you want to be fed your own limbs forever? Really this is a breath of fresh air for us. To us, you are the first time Zaroews hasn't thrown dildos of some kind at us. Why is my equivalent mean and sleazy?This is undeniable. I'm a gigantic dick. It is awesome just not caring. I can do shit like this.
*Len throws a ball of mud at Jaq*
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Pumpkinheadeddoll
Frequent Core Shifter
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Post by Pumpkinheadeddoll on Dec 23, 2014 3:54:00 GMT
Off!Zaroews: Why is my equivalent so brutish? GREY!Zar: ...Do you want to be fed your own limbs forever? Really this is a breath of fresh air for us. To us, you are the first time Zaroews hasn't thrown dildos of some kind at us. Why is my equivalent mean and sleazy?This is undeniable. I'm a gigantic dick. It is awesome just not caring. I can do shit like this.
*Len throws a ball of mud at Jaq* *the mudball spaltters against the back of jaq's head and he falls on his knees and cries* "ok come on" *Jack closes up Jaqs chest and coat and helps get the mud out of his fur*
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Post by Xward on Dec 23, 2014 3:56:21 GMT
Really this is a breath of fresh air for us. To us, you are the first time Zaroews hasn't thrown dildos of some kind at us. Why is my equivalent mean and sleazy?This is undeniable. I'm a gigantic dick. It is awesome just not caring. I can do shit like this.
*Len throws a ball of mud at Jaq* *the mudball spaltters against the back of jacks head and he falls on his knees and cries* "ok come on" *Jack closes up Jaqs chest and coat and helps get the mud out of his fur* So, did you all come here for a specific reason?
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Post by ThatOneGuy on Dec 23, 2014 3:57:26 GMT
Really this is a breath of fresh air for us. To us, you are the first time Zaroews hasn't thrown dildos of some kind at us. Why is my equivalent mean and sleazy?This is undeniable. I'm a gigantic dick. It is awesome just not caring. I can do shit like this.
*Len throws a ball of mud at Jaq* *the mudball spaltters against the back of jacks head and he falls on his knees and cries* "ok come on" *Jack closes up Jaqs chest and coat and helps get the mud out of his fur* Hah! Ha ha! Wow man, it's just some mud. Fucking hilarious.You make me sick.
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Post by ThatOneGuy on Dec 23, 2014 3:59:55 GMT
*the mudball spaltters against the back of jacks head and he falls on his knees and cries* "ok come on" *Jack closes up Jaqs chest and coat and helps get the mud out of his fur* So, did you all come here for a specific reason? Do you guy's have an equivalent of any of these people?*Benny Holds up pictures of Violet, Nulla, Azershull, and Eris*
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Post by High-Heeled Spider Crab on Dec 23, 2014 4:03:15 GMT
*The air crackles with energy, and several cracks appear in the ground, with insects swarming and flowing out in desperate swarms. Several chitinous legs reach up through the cracks, which grow wider every second, and wherever they touch, plants begin to sprout and grow. Finally, The Mind Weaver climbs completely free of the pit, which closes behind her. In an imperious tone, she announces:*
WHERE THE FUCK HAVE YOU BEEN?! WE SCANNED THE ENTIRETY OF OUR USUAL ZONE BEFORE DECIDING TO CHECK OTHERS. WHERE EVEN ARE WE? ...WHO ARE THEY? IS XWARD WEARING A SUIT?!
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Post by gobby gobberson on Dec 23, 2014 4:04:31 GMT
Off!Zaroews: Why is my equivalent so brutish? GREY!Zar: ...Do you want to be fed your own limbs forever? Really this is a breath of fresh air for us. To us, you are the first time Zaroews hasn't thrown dildos of some kind at us. Why is my equivalent mean and sleazy?This is undeniable. I'm a gigantic dick. It is awesome just not caring. I can do shit like this.
*Len throws a ball of mud at Jaq* OffZar: ...Is my equivalent crazy? GreyZar: YEP! *Grey Zar lifts what appears to be a steel pendulum, massive and blunted. He whacks Off!Zar with it, sending him flying. Off!Zar backs off towards benny in fear* Off!Zar: OHTALTHSAVEME!
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Post by gobby gobberson on Dec 23, 2014 4:05:56 GMT
So, did you all come here for a specific reason? Do you guy's have an equivalent of any of these people?*Benny Holds up pictures of Violet, Nulla, Azershull, and Eris* < T h e i s e r no equivalent of me or my avat ars>
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Post by Xward on Dec 23, 2014 4:06:36 GMT
So, did you all come here for a specific reason? Do you guy's have an equivalent of any of these people?*Benny Holds up pictures of Violet, Nulla, Azershull, and Eris* ...Oh THOSE wussies Well I think it's small booty's turn to deal with Violet Eris is... I'm not sure I remember I don't recognize the last two though
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Post by ThatOneGuy on Dec 23, 2014 4:06:51 GMT
Really this is a breath of fresh air for us. To us, you are the first time Zaroews hasn't thrown dildos of some kind at us. Why is my equivalent mean and sleazy?This is undeniable. I'm a gigantic dick. It is awesome just not caring. I can do shit like this.
*Len throws a ball of mud at Jaq* OffZar: ...Is my equivalent crazy? GreyZar: YEP! *Grey Zar lifts what appears to be a steel pendulum, massive and blunted. He whacks Off!Zar with it, sending him flying. Off!Zar backs off towards benny in fear* Off!Zar: OHTALTHSAVEME! Zar. No. You don't see me hitting my double. This could have serious repercussions.
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Post by Durga on Dec 23, 2014 4:07:39 GMT
*slides off of Cward*
I will see you later, then.
*flies off, leaving behind feathery down and a nose-itching pollen-like substance*
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Post by gobby gobberson on Dec 23, 2014 4:07:50 GMT
Do you guy's have an equivalent of any of these people?*Benny Holds up pictures of Violet, Nulla, Azershull, and Eris* ...Oh THOSE wussies Well I think it's small booty's turn to deal with Violet Eris is... I'm not sure I remember I don't recognize the last two though ((Yeah, Azershull has no equivalent, but Nulla does. He no longer considers Nulla an avatar))
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