Grigor Mortis
Kidney Stone Breeder
i want to get off mr. bones' wild ride
Posts: 2,272
Favorite Disease: The Boneshakes
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Post by Grigor Mortis on Jan 11, 2015 7:26:35 GMT
Ah. yes.
We wish to see these jams.
Speak with the grandest rhymes and we will catalog accordingly. WE HA I DO NOT HAVE MY BEATBOX IN THIS PLACE MY RHYMES WILL BE SUBOPTIMAL YOU MUST PROMISE TO BE ADVISED OF ALL HANDICAPS BEFORE I PROCEED TO LAY DOWN FRESH BEATS WHAT SIZZLE
*Two Subhuman faceless Cannibals come through the door, carrying a large beatbox, before setting it on the ground and creeping back out the door.* Those were my parents. yes. |
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Post by Xward on Jan 11, 2015 7:27:12 GMT
Thanks ...*sigh* I got turned down for a job again today Well, you can always come here to cheer up. Yeah... they always complain about the damn smell I shower, bathe, wash, uphold common hygiene standards yet this damn smell follows me everywhere |
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Louis
Magboil Handler
Oh good a terrible death place.
Posts: 996 
Favorite Disease: Bullet to the face syndrome
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Post by Louis on Jan 11, 2015 7:28:20 GMT
True. Maybe try getting a scribe to do it for you? "Not a bad idea. By the way, do you know where to find wing material?" I'm afraid not. |
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Louis
Magboil Handler
Oh good a terrible death place.
Posts: 996
Favorite Disease: Bullet to the face syndrome
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Post by Louis on Jan 11, 2015 7:29:48 GMT
Well, you can always come here to cheer up. Yeah... they always complain about the damn smell I shower, bathe, wash, uphold common hygiene standards yet this damn smell follows me everywhere Well, I don't know how to help with smell. But I do know how to help with woes. *Tops off Xward's drink* |
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Post by Xward on Jan 11, 2015 7:29:57 GMT
WE HA I DO NOT HAVE MY BEATBOX IN THIS PLACE MY RHYMES WILL BE SUBOPTIMAL YOU MUST PROMISE TO BE ADVISED OF ALL HANDICAPS BEFORE I PROCEED TO LAY DOWN FRESH BEATS WHAT SIZZLE
*Two Subhuman faceless Cannibals come through the door, carrying a large beatbox, before setting it on the ground and creeping back out the door.* Those were my parents. yes.Wait are they fine with you being in a bar? Also how old are you anyways? You seem a bit... young |
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Grigor Mortis
Kidney Stone Breeder
i want to get off mr. bones' wild ride
Posts: 2,272
Favorite Disease: The Boneshakes
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Post by Grigor Mortis on Jan 11, 2015 7:32:05 GMT
Do not worry. We have such precautions, down in, the street.
*Two Subhuman faceless Cannibals come through the door, carrying a large beatbox, before setting it on the ground and creeping back out the door.* Those were my parents. yes. Wait are they fine with you being in a bar? Also how old are you anyways? You seem a bit... young
No.
I am of the legal age.
Look at this badge.*The Director, the visage of normalcy, takes out her ID card. It says Director, Supreme Warlock of the Illuminati, Subsidiary of the Majestic Twelve, and Person who is, within the drinking age.* |
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Post by Durga on Jan 11, 2015 7:32:01 GMT
*downs it without blinking*
Good onya.
*drops a bar of gold onto the counter*
Gimme another. maybe mix in some everclear. *Joe does exactly that, and serves it to durga*
*downs the shot.*
Y-y'know what?
You're great. You're all great people.
Wh-why even the fuck're We even here? Why am I here? We got dreams! I got dreams!
That's it! I see the light! I'm gonna go accomplish my dreams! I'm! I'm gonna! I... I'm... Im... gon... gonna... Hnnn...
*Tail curls around stool and passes out on counter**Jukes walks in*
Howdy. Gimme a screwdriver.
Ya got a piano around here? |
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Post by Xward on Jan 11, 2015 7:33:48 GMT
Wait are they fine with you being in a bar? Also how old are you anyways? You seem a bit... young
No.
I am of the legal age.
Look at this badge.*The Director, the visage of normalcy, takes out her ID card. It says Director, Supreme Warlock of the Illuminati, Subsidiary of the Majestic Twelve, and Person who is, within the drinking age.* Huh... seems in or- wait a second... you can't drive? |
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Louis
Magboil Handler
Oh good a terrible death place.
Posts: 996
Favorite Disease: Bullet to the face syndrome
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Post by Louis on Jan 11, 2015 7:33:58 GMT
*Joe does exactly that, and serves it to durga*
*downs the shot.*
Y-y'know what?
You're great. You're all great people.
Wh-why even the fuck're We even here? Why am I here? We got dreams! I got dreams!
That's it! I see the light! I'm gonna go accomplish my dreams! I'm! I'm gonna! I... I'm... Im... gon... gonna... Hnnn...
*Tail curls around stool and passes out on counter**Jukes walks in*
Howdy. Gimme a screwdriver.
Ya got a piano around here?I got a juke box. *Hands jukes a screwdriver* |
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Grigor Mortis
Kidney Stone Breeder
i want to get off mr. bones' wild ride
Posts: 2,272
Favorite Disease: The Boneshakes
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Post by Grigor Mortis on Jan 11, 2015 7:36:44 GMT
What?
No.
I am of the legal age.
Look at this badge.*The Director, the visage of normalcy, takes out her ID card. It says Director, Supreme Warlock of the Illuminati, Subsidiary of the Majestic Twelve, and Person who is, within the drinking age.* Huh... seems in or- wait a second... you can't drive? *The Director takes out her wallet, causing several photos to fall on the ground, such as her hanging out with her friends and Satan at a beach party, her putting Amelia Earhart in a chokehold mid-air, and playing pool in the Area 51 break room. She then finally takes out her driver's license, and presents it.* |
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Post by Durga on Jan 11, 2015 7:36:50 GMT
Thanks.
*downs the shot.*
Y-y'know what?
You're great. You're all great people.
Wh-why even the fuck're We even here? Why am I here? We got dreams! I got dreams!
That's it! I see the light! I'm gonna go accomplish my dreams! I'm! I'm gonna! I... I'm... Im... gon... gonna... Hnnn...
*Tail curls around stool and passes out on counter**Jukes walks in*
Howdy. Gimme a screwdriver.
Ya got a piano around here? I got a juke box. *Hands jukes a screwdriver*
*sips the drink and pulls a guitar from... somewhere. The guitar shifts into a three-legged piano-like thing and Jukes begins playing* |
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Post by Cordyceps sapiens on Jan 11, 2015 7:38:57 GMT
WE HA I DO NOT HAVE MY BEATBOX IN THIS PLACE MY RHYMES WILL BE SUBOPTIMAL YOU MUST PROMISE TO BE ADVISED OF ALL HANDICAPS BEFORE I PROCEED TO LAY DOWN FRESH BEATS WHAT SIZZLE
*Two Subhuman faceless Cannibals come through the door, carrying a large beatbox, before setting it on the ground and creeping back out the door.* Those were my parents. yes.ALL RIGHT WELL THE PHRESHEST RHYMES WILL NOW OCCUR AND IF YOU DO NOT APPRECIATE THEM IT IS PROBABLY A SIGN OF YOUR LACK OF HIPNESS OR AS THE YOUTH SAY OVERABUNDANCE OF SQUARENESS YEAH, IT'S DJ 4-CEPS IN THE HIZZOUSE APPEALING TO YOUR MIND LIKE A MCMOUSE I FLOATED IN HERE ON A VAPORTRAIL I'LL FIGHT YOU ALL MANO-A-MONORAIL LET'S SEE ALL YOU COOL CATS ON THE DANCE FLOOR DON'T QUESTION IT IF YOU SMELL WEIRD SPORES WOULD YOU RATHER BE LAME AND IN PINAFORES LET'S SEE ALL YOU COOL CATS ON THE DANCE FLOOR WE GOT RHYTHM WE GOT RHYME WE ARE SUPER REFINED SO JUST TURN OFF YOUR THOUGHTS AND RELAX YOUR MIND IF YOU DANCE TO THIS TUNE YOU ARE #1 YOU SEE YOU'LL PROBABLY EVEN GET ON THE TV LET'S SEE ALL YOU COOL CATS ON THE DANCE FLOOR DON'T QUESTION IT IF YOU SMELL WEIRD SPORES WOULD YOU RATHER BE LAME AND IN PINAFORES LET'S SEE ALL YOU COOL CATS ON THE DANCE FLOOR IF YOU DON'T LIKE OUR SONG YOU ARE SO LAME YOUR FRIENDS ALL SEPPUKU TO SHOW THEIR SHAME SO JUST TURN OFF YOUR THOUGHTS AND LET THEM DRIFT FREE IF YOU STILL HEAR OUR VOICE YOU KNOW THAT'S HOW IT BE LET'S SEE ALL YOU COOL CATS ON THE DANCE FLOOR LET'S SEE ALL YOU COOL CATS ON THE DANCE FLOOR LET'S SEE ALL YOU COOL CATS ON THE DANCE FLOOR WORD UP TO OUR HOMIES |
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Post by Xward on Jan 11, 2015 7:39:59 GMT
Huh... seems in or- wait a second... you can't drive? *The Director takes out her wallet, causing several photos to fall on the ground, such as her hanging out with her friends and Satan at a beach party, her putting Amelia Earhart in a chokehold mid-air, and playing pool in the Area 51 break room. She then finally takes out her driver's license, and presents it.* Huh... yup seems go- ...Wow that guy seems to have a bad sunburn, was he okay? |
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Post by Durga on Jan 11, 2015 7:42:47 GMT
ALL RIGHT WELL THE PHRESHEST RHYMES WILL NOW OCCUR AND IF YOU DO NOT APPRECIATE THEM IT IS PROBABLY A SIGN OF YOUR LACK OF HIPNESS OR AS THE YOUTH SAY OVERABUNDANCE OF SQUARENESS YEAH, IT'S DJ 4-CEPS IN THE HIZZOUSE APPEALING TO YOUR MIND LIKE A MCMOUSE I FLOATED IN HERE ON A VAPORTRAIL I'LL FIGHT YOU ALL MANO-A-MONORAIL LET'S SEE ALL YOU COOL CATS ON THE DANCE FLOOR DON'T QUESTION IT IF YOU SMELL WEIRD SPORES WOULD YOU RATHER BE LAME AND IN PINAFORES LET'S SEE ALL YOU COOL CATS ON THE DANCE FLOOR WE GOT RHYTHM WE GOT RHYME WE ARE SUPER REFINED SO JUST TURN OFF YOUR THOUGHTS AND RELAX YOUR MIND IF YOU DANCE TO THIS TUNE YOU ARE #1 YOU SEE YOU'LL PROBABLY EVEN GET ON THE TV LET'S SEE ALL YOU COOL CATS ON THE DANCE FLOOR DON'T QUESTION IT IF YOU SMELL WEIRD SPORES WOULD YOU RATHER BE LAME AND IN PINAFORES LET'S SEE ALL YOU COOL CATS ON THE DANCE FLOOR IF YOU DON'T LIKE OUR SONG YOU ARE SO LAME YOUR FRIENDS ALL SEPPUKU TO SHOW THEIR SHAME SO JUST TURN OFF YOUR THOUGHTS AND LET THEM DRIFT FREE IF YOU STILL HEAR OUR VOICE YOU KNOW THAT'S HOW IT BE LET'S SEE ALL YOU COOL CATS ON THE DANCE FLOOR LET'S SEE ALL YOU COOL CATS ON THE DANCE FLOOR LET'S SEE ALL YOU COOL CATS ON THE DANCE FLOOR WORD UP TO OUR HOMIES
This is not the place for me.
I must go.
*surfs out on guitar, leaving a wake of jazz* |
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Grigor Mortis
Kidney Stone Breeder
i want to get off mr. bones' wild ride
Posts: 2,272
Favorite Disease: The Boneshakes
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Post by Grigor Mortis on Jan 11, 2015 7:44:46 GMT
Do not worry. We have such precautions, down in, the street.
*Two Subhuman faceless Cannibals come through the door, carrying a large beatbox, before setting it on the ground and creeping back out the door.* Those were my parents. yes. ALL RIGHT WELL THE PHRESHEST RHYMES WILL NOW OCCUR AND IF YOU DO NOT APPRECIATE THEM IT IS PROBABLY A SIGN OF YOUR LACK OF HIPNESS OR AS THE YOUTH SAY OVERABUNDANCE OF SQUARENESS YEAH, IT'S DJ 4-CEPS IN THE HIZZOUSE APPEALING TO YOUR MIND LIKE A MCMOUSE I FLOATED IN HERE ON A VAPORTRAIL I'LL FIGHT YOU ALL MANO-A-MONORAIL LET'S SEE ALL YOU COOL CATS ON THE DANCE FLOOR DON'T QUESTION IT IF YOU SMELL WEIRD SPORES WOULD YOU RATHER BE LAME AND IN PINAFORES LET'S SEE ALL YOU COOL CATS ON THE DANCE FLOOR WE GOT RHYTHM WE GOT RHYME WE ARE SUPER REFINED SO JUST TURN OFF YOUR THOUGHTS AND RELAX YOUR MIND IF YOU DANCE TO THIS TUNE YOU ARE #1 YOU SEE YOU'LL PROBABLY EVEN GET ON THE TV LET'S SEE ALL YOU COOL CATS ON THE DANCE FLOOR DON'T QUESTION IT IF YOU SMELL WEIRD SPORES WOULD YOU RATHER BE LAME AND IN PINAFORES LET'S SEE ALL YOU COOL CATS ON THE DANCE FLOOR IF YOU DON'T LIKE OUR SONG YOU ARE SO LAME YOUR FRIENDS ALL SEPPUKU TO SHOW THEIR SHAME SO JUST TURN OFF YOUR THOUGHTS AND LET THEM DRIFT FREE IF YOU STILL HEAR OUR VOICE YOU KNOW THAT'S HOW IT BE LET'S SEE ALL YOU COOL CATS ON THE DANCE FLOOR LET'S SEE ALL YOU COOL CATS ON THE DANCE FLOOR LET'S SEE ALL YOU COOL CATS ON THE DANCE FLOOR WORD UP TO OUR HOMIES *The Director claps. it oddly sounds like several people clappign at once. She then takes out her fancy new iphone whatever and does the grid thing with Cordy too.* cataloged.Oh, right.*The Director takes out her wallet, causing several photos to fall on the ground, such as her hanging out with her friends and Satan at a beach party, her putting Amelia Earhart in a chokehold mid-air, and playing pool in the Area 51 break room. She then finally takes out her driver's license, and presents it.* Huh... yup seems go- ...Wow that guy seems to have a bad sunburn, was he okay?
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