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Post by Cordyceps sapiens on Jan 11, 2015 7:45:39 GMT
ALL RIGHT WELL THE PHRESHEST RHYMES WILL NOW OCCUR AND IF YOU DO NOT APPRECIATE THEM IT IS PROBABLY A SIGN OF YOUR LACK OF HIPNESS OR AS THE YOUTH SAY OVERABUNDANCE OF SQUARENESS YEAH, IT'S DJ 4-CEPS IN THE HIZZOUSE APPEALING TO YOUR MIND LIKE A MCMOUSE I FLOATED IN HERE ON A VAPORTRAIL I'LL FIGHT YOU ALL MANO-A-MONORAIL LET'S SEE ALL YOU COOL CATS ON THE DANCE FLOOR DON'T QUESTION IT IF YOU SMELL WEIRD SPORES WOULD YOU RATHER BE LAME AND IN PINAFORES LET'S SEE ALL YOU COOL CATS ON THE DANCE FLOOR WE GOT RHYTHM WE GOT RHYME WE ARE SUPER REFINED SO JUST TURN OFF YOUR THOUGHTS AND RELAX YOUR MIND IF YOU DANCE TO THIS TUNE YOU ARE #1 YOU SEE YOU'LL PROBABLY EVEN GET ON THE TV LET'S SEE ALL YOU COOL CATS ON THE DANCE FLOOR DON'T QUESTION IT IF YOU SMELL WEIRD SPORES WOULD YOU RATHER BE LAME AND IN PINAFORES LET'S SEE ALL YOU COOL CATS ON THE DANCE FLOOR IF YOU DON'T LIKE OUR SONG YOU ARE SO LAME YOUR FRIENDS ALL SEPPUKU TO SHOW THEIR SHAME SO JUST TURN OFF YOUR THOUGHTS AND LET THEM DRIFT FREE IF YOU STILL HEAR OUR VOICE YOU KNOW THAT'S HOW IT BE LET'S SEE ALL YOU COOL CATS ON THE DANCE FLOOR LET'S SEE ALL YOU COOL CATS ON THE DANCE FLOOR LET'S SEE ALL YOU COOL CATS ON THE DANCE FLOOR WORD UP TO OUR HOMIES
This is not the place for me.
I must go.
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Post by Xward on Jan 11, 2015 7:47:42 GMT
ALL RIGHT WELL THE PHRESHEST RHYMES WILL NOW OCCUR AND IF YOU DO NOT APPRECIATE THEM IT IS PROBABLY A SIGN OF YOUR LACK OF HIPNESS OR AS THE YOUTH SAY OVERABUNDANCE OF SQUARENESS YEAH, IT'S DJ 4-CEPS IN THE HIZZOUSE APPEALING TO YOUR MIND LIKE A MCMOUSE I FLOATED IN HERE ON A VAPORTRAIL I'LL FIGHT YOU ALL MANO-A-MONORAIL LET'S SEE ALL YOU COOL CATS ON THE DANCE FLOOR DON'T QUESTION IT IF YOU SMELL WEIRD SPORES WOULD YOU RATHER BE LAME AND IN PINAFORES LET'S SEE ALL YOU COOL CATS ON THE DANCE FLOOR WE GOT RHYTHM WE GOT RHYME WE ARE SUPER REFINED SO JUST TURN OFF YOUR THOUGHTS AND RELAX YOUR MIND IF YOU DANCE TO THIS TUNE YOU ARE #1 YOU SEE YOU'LL PROBABLY EVEN GET ON THE TV LET'S SEE ALL YOU COOL CATS ON THE DANCE FLOOR DON'T QUESTION IT IF YOU SMELL WEIRD SPORES WOULD YOU RATHER BE LAME AND IN PINAFORES LET'S SEE ALL YOU COOL CATS ON THE DANCE FLOOR IF YOU DON'T LIKE OUR SONG YOU ARE SO LAME YOUR FRIENDS ALL SEPPUKU TO SHOW THEIR SHAME SO JUST TURN OFF YOUR THOUGHTS AND LET THEM DRIFT FREE IF YOU STILL HEAR OUR VOICE YOU KNOW THAT'S HOW IT BE LET'S SEE ALL YOU COOL CATS ON THE DANCE FLOOR LET'S SEE ALL YOU COOL CATS ON THE DANCE FLOOR LET'S SEE ALL YOU COOL CATS ON THE DANCE FLOOR WORD UP TO OUR HOMIES *The Director claps. it oddly sounds like several people clappign at once. She then takes out her fancy new iphone whatever and does the grid thing with Cordy too.* cataloged.Huh... yup seems go- ...Wow that guy seems to have a bad sunburn, was he okay?
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Post by Louis on Jan 11, 2015 7:49:36 GMT
Anybody need any food?
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Post by Durga on Jan 11, 2015 7:54:36 GMT
*snaps pianotar closed, turning it into a regular guitar*
This is not the place for me.
I must go.
*surfs out on guitar, leaving a wake of jazz*
Just.
Tell your friend she might need a lil practice.
Tally ho.
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Post by Louis on Jan 11, 2015 7:58:15 GMT
*Louis finnally decides to speak up to someone, specifically cordy* So um.... How are you?
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Post by Cordyceps sapiens on Jan 11, 2015 7:59:57 GMT
Take me with you! Nobody appreciates that sweet sweet bebop around here!
Just.
Tell your friend she might need a lil practice.
Tally ho.
*Tallies ho, probably not to be seen again in this thread**Ghost sheds all trace of flesh. In her fully skeletal form, she points after him, and pronounces in sepulchral tones:* Skiddily-beeep-a-do-wop-a-skoodilly-do-zow
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Post by Cordyceps sapiens on Jan 11, 2015 8:00:59 GMT
*Louis finnally decides to speak up to someone, specifically cordy* So um.... How are you? OH, WE ARE GREAT! ENTIRELY IN TOUCH WITH CULTURAL NORMS, YOU KNOW, JUST AS OTHERS ARE. YOURSELF? |
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Post by Louis on Jan 11, 2015 8:02:16 GMT
*Louis finnally decides to speak up to someone, specifically cordy* So um.... How are you? OH, WE ARE GREAT! ENTIRELY IN TOUCH WITH CULTURAL NORMS, YOU KNOW, JUST AS OTHERS ARE. YOURSELF? Good. Good. So um, what do you do? As in work? I'm a police officer. |
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Post by Cordyceps sapiens on Jan 11, 2015 8:04:01 GMT
OH, WE ARE GREAT! ENTIRELY IN TOUCH WITH CULTURAL NORMS, YOU KNOW, JUST AS OTHERS ARE. YOURSELF? Good. Good. So um, what do you do? As in work? I'm a police officer. WE AHEM I WORK IN MARKETING. I MARKET THE THINGS FOR THE PEOPLE TO BUY. I SEEK TO INFORM THEM THAT WITHOUT THE THINGS THEIR LIVES WILL BE WITHOUT MEANING. |
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Post by Louis on Jan 11, 2015 8:06:51 GMT
Good. Good. So um, what do you do? As in work? I'm a police officer. WE AHEM I WORK IN MARKETING. I MARKET THE THINGS FOR THE PEOPLE TO BUY. I SEEK TO INFORM THEM THAT WITHOUT THE THINGS THEIR LIVES WILL BE WITHOUT MEANING. Cool. I mostly patrol all day. They assigned me a quiet neighborhood. But, sometimes some idiot tries to break in someplace or rob somewhere, so I get some action sometimes. |
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Post by Cordyceps sapiens on Jan 11, 2015 8:10:36 GMT
WE AHEM I WORK IN MARKETING. I MARKET THE THINGS FOR THE PEOPLE TO BUY. I SEEK TO INFORM THEM THAT WITHOUT THE THINGS THEIR LIVES WILL BE WITHOUT MEANING. Cool. I mostly patrol all day. They assigned me a quiet neighborhood. But, sometimes some idiot tries to break in someplace or rob somewhere, so I get some action sometimes. GOOD GOOD GOOD LAW ENFORCEMENT IS CONSIDERED IMPORTANT ESPECIALLY BY THOSE IN THE 35-80 AGE RANGE |
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Post by Louis on Jan 11, 2015 8:12:42 GMT
Cool. I mostly patrol all day. They assigned me a quiet neighborhood. But, sometimes some idiot tries to break in someplace or rob somewhere, so I get some action sometimes. GOOD GOOD GOOD LAW ENFORCEMENT IS CONSIDERED IMPORTANT ESPECIALLY BY THOSE IN THE 35-80 AGE RANGE You know a lot of statistics. I guess you have to know those for your job right? |
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Post by Cordyceps sapiens on Jan 11, 2015 8:20:24 GMT
GOOD GOOD GOOD LAW ENFORCEMENT IS CONSIDERED IMPORTANT ESPECIALLY BY THOSE IN THE 35-80 AGE RANGE You know a lot of statistics. I guess you have to know those for your job right? YES SUBCATEGORIZING POPULATIONS IS ESSENTIAL FOR MARKETING IF POPULATIONS ARE NOT SUBCATEGORIZED THEY WILL NEVER BE ADEQUATELY INFORMED OF THEIR TRUE DESIRES TELL US DO YOU ENJOY SMALL FRIED CAKES IN RING FORMATION IT HAS BEEN SAID THAT THESE ARE POPULAR AMONGST LAW ENFORCEMENT BUT WE MUST TEST THE VERACITY OF THESE CLAIMS |
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Post by Louis on Jan 11, 2015 8:27:03 GMT
You know a lot of statistics. I guess you have to know those for your job right? YES SUBCATEGORIZING POPULATIONS IS ESSENTIAL FOR MARKETING IF POPULATIONS ARE NOT SUBCATEGORIZED THEY WILL NEVER BE ADEQUATELY INFORMED OF THEIR TRUE DESIRES TELL US DO YOU ENJOY SMALL FRIED CAKES IN RING FORMATION IT HAS BEEN SAID THAT THESE ARE POPULAR AMONGST LAW ENFORCEMENT BUT WE MUST TEST THE VERACITY OF THESE CLAIMS No, I've never actually had a doughnut. I wonder how they taste? |
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Post by Cordyceps sapiens on Jan 11, 2015 8:29:31 GMT
YES SUBCATEGORIZING POPULATIONS IS ESSENTIAL FOR MARKETING IF POPULATIONS ARE NOT SUBCATEGORIZED THEY WILL NEVER BE ADEQUATELY INFORMED OF THEIR TRUE DESIRES TELL US DO YOU ENJOY SMALL FRIED CAKES IN RING FORMATION IT HAS BEEN SAID THAT THESE ARE POPULAR AMONGST LAW ENFORCEMENT BUT WE MUST TEST THE VERACITY OF THESE CLAIMS No, I've never actually had a doughnut. I wonder how they taste? BARTENDER PLEASE PROVIDE US WITH PASTRIES THE RESEARCH MUST CONTINUE |
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