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Post by ThatOneGuy on Jan 18, 2015 4:25:21 GMT
*A book appears on a nearby table. It says "Benny's diary" on the cover, and has a lock on it. There is a silver key next to the book.* *Connie unlocks the book and opens it* *The key doesn't work. It has to be a close friend that opens it* |
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Ralph
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Post by Ralph on Jan 18, 2015 4:27:47 GMT
*Connie unlocks the book and opens it* *The key doesn't work. It has to be a close friend that opens it* *Connie begins banging the diary against the table and attempting to pry it open with her mouth* |
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Post by ThatOneGuy on Jan 18, 2015 4:31:29 GMT
*The key doesn't work. It has to be a close friend that opens it* *Connie begins banging the diary against the table and attempting to pry it open with her mouth* OW! OW! FUCK! OW! STOP IT! YOU BITCH! |
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Post by Ralph on Jan 18, 2015 4:32:55 GMT
*Connie begins banging the diary against the table and attempting to pry it open with her mouth* OW! OW! FUCK! OW! STOP IT! YOU BITCH! Connie: Sorry. How do you open? |
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Post by ThatOneGuy on Jan 18, 2015 4:36:29 GMT
OW! OW! FUCK! OW! STOP IT! YOU BITCH! Connie: Sorry. How do you open? Get one of the people that Hat knew to open me! One of his friends! |
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Ralph
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Post by Ralph on Jan 18, 2015 4:37:39 GMT
Connie: Sorry. How do you open? Get one of the people that Hat knew to open me! One of his friends! Connie: Am I one of his friends? |
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Post by ThatOneGuy on Jan 18, 2015 4:40:03 GMT
Get one of the people that Hat knew to open me! One of his friends! Connie: Am I one of his friends? Well, he never wrote about you, and the key didn't work, so I'll give you three guesses! |
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Post by Ralph on Jan 18, 2015 4:42:43 GMT
Connie: Am I one of his friends? Well, he never wrote about you, and the key didn't work, so I'll give you three guesses! Connie: You know, I think there might be a beetle somewhere in here who's good at picking locks. Maybe I can find him. *Connie starts feeling along her skin* |
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Post by ThatOneGuy on Jan 18, 2015 4:47:41 GMT
Well, he never wrote about you, and the key didn't work, so I'll give you three guesses! Connie: You know, I think there might be a beetle somewhere in here who's good at picking locks. Maybe I can find him. *Connie starts feeling along her skin* ... I have no idea if that would work, but you risk killing your beetle. |
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Post by Durga on Jan 18, 2015 4:48:31 GMT
*swooces in, attempting to open the book with the key*
I love a good story as much as the next whatever-the-fuck, but if you let loose any of the hat's secrets, I'll gut you with a cheese grater.
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Post by Ralph on Jan 18, 2015 4:49:04 GMT
Connie: You know, I think there might be a beetle somewhere in here who's good at picking locks. Maybe I can find him. *Connie starts feeling along her skin* ... I have no idea if that would work, but you risk killing your beetle. Connie: No, I've seen him pick locks before, he's quite good at it. *Connie had finished digging around and was holding a strange beetle with a horn like a key. |
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Post by ThatOneGuy on Jan 18, 2015 5:01:05 GMT
*swooces in, attempting to open the book with the key*
I love a good story as much as the next whatever-the-fuck, but if you let loose any of the hat's secrets, I'll gut you with a cheese grater. Oh don't worry. He's the one that sent me. *The book opens up to a table of con tents*
1. HAApppYY BirTTHHYDAY!!!!!2. I am begining to doubt myself.3. I don't want to lose my famly.4. I need to stay positive.5. Five days until death.6. Four.7. Three. 8. I don't want to go.9. Today is the day.Book: Touch one them. I don't think the grey ones will work yet. |
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Post by Ralph on Jan 18, 2015 5:02:13 GMT
*swooces in, attempting to open the book with the key*
I love a good story as much as the next whatever-the-fuck, but if you let loose any of the hat's secrets, I'll gut you with a cheese grater. Oh don't worry. He's the one that sent me. *The book opens up to a table of con tents*
1. HAApppYY BirTTHHYDAY!!!!!2. I am begining to doubt myself.3. I don't want to lose my famly.4. I need to stay positive.5. Five days until death.6. Four.7. Three. 8. I don't want to go.9. Today is the day.Book: Touch one them. I don't think the grey ones will work yet.*Connie touches the first one* |
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Post by ThatOneGuy on Jan 18, 2015 5:10:41 GMT
Oh don't worry. He's the one that sent me. *The book opens up to a table of con tents*
1. HAApppYY BirTTHHYDAY!!!!!2. I am begining to doubt myself.3. I don't want to lose my famly.4. I need to stay positive.5. Five days until death.6. Four.7. Three. 8. I don't want to go.9. Today is the day.Book: Touch one them. I don't think the grey ones will work yet.*Connie touches the first one* |
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Post by Ralph on Jan 18, 2015 5:12:16 GMT
*Connie touches the first one* Connie: Okay! *Connie opens her mouth wide and lifts the book towards her* |
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