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Post by ThatOneGuy on Jan 18, 2015 15:16:32 GMT
*The same book with the same key apear on the same table with a first aid kit* Connie: Hey, there's another book. That reminds me of a book I wrote in once. Anybody want to hear a tale from it? *A green fedora appears floating next to Connie* IS IT EMBARASSING?
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Post by Ralph on Jan 18, 2015 15:29:13 GMT
Connie: Hey, there's another book. That reminds me of a book I wrote in once. Anybody want to hear a tale from it? *A green fedora appears floating next to Connie* IS IT EMBARASSING?Connie: kind of.
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Post by ThatOneGuy on Jan 18, 2015 15:31:43 GMT
*A green fedora appears floating next to Connie* IS IT EMBARASSING?Connie: kind of. I VOTE WE DO THIS
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Post by Ralph on Jan 18, 2015 15:35:58 GMT
*Connie opens the book* August 1st ----------------- Today I checked on the nests again. The ants seemed to be struggling to find food. There doesn't seem to be much of a problem for the other ones. I'll find out what ants eat and then I'll give them some of that.
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Post by ThatOneGuy on Jan 18, 2015 20:38:08 GMT
*Connie opens the book* August 1st ----------------- Today I checked on the nests again. The ants seemed to be struggling to find food. There doesn't seem to be much of a problem for the other ones. I'll find out what ants eat and then I'll give them some of that. THIS ISN'T EMBARASSING. YOU LIED. HEY LOOK A BOOK.*Fedora tries to put the key in the keyhole, but the key catches on fire and she drops it* Book: Hah! This lock is emotion based. What the hell did you do to Benny?
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Post by Ralph on Jan 18, 2015 20:44:14 GMT
*Connie opens the book* August 1st ----------------- Today I checked on the nests again. The ants seemed to be struggling to find food. There doesn't seem to be much of a problem for the other ones. I'll find out what ants eat and then I'll give them some of that. THIS ISN'T EMBARASSING. YOU LIED. HEY LOOK A BOOK.*Fedora tries to put the key in the keyhole, but the key catches on fire and she drops it* Book: Hah! This lock is emotion based. What the hell did you do to Benny? August 8th ------------ The other bugs are looking a bit sickly. I don't know what's wrong with them, and I can't find anything about it in these books. I could ask my dad about it, I guess, but I'm not sure how he'll react when I tell him I'm keeping nests in my closet.
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Post by ThatOneGuy on Jan 18, 2015 20:51:05 GMT
THIS ISN'T EMBARASSING. YOU LIED. HEY LOOK A BOOK.*Fedora tries to put the key in the keyhole, but the key catches on fire and she drops it* Book: Hah! This lock is emotion based. What the hell did you do to Benny? August 8th ------------ The other bugs are looking a bit sickly. I don't know what's wrong with them, and I can't find anything about it in these books. I could ask my dad about it, I guess, but I'm not sure how he'll react when I tell him I'm keeping nests in my closet. NEVERMIND THIS IS EMBARSSSING. OBVIOUSLY YOU FEED THE BUGS YOUR DAD.
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Post by Ralph on Jan 18, 2015 20:52:36 GMT
August 8th ------------ The other bugs are looking a bit sickly. I don't know what's wrong with them, and I can't find anything about it in these books. I could ask my dad about it, I guess, but I'm not sure how he'll react when I tell him I'm keeping nests in my closet. NEVERMIND THIS IS EMBARSSSING. OBVIOUSLY YOU FEED THE BUGS YOUR DAD.Connie: What? I would never do that!
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Post by ThatOneGuy on Jan 18, 2015 21:08:32 GMT
NEVERMIND THIS IS EMBARSSSING. OBVIOUSLY YOU FEED THE BUGS YOUR DAD. Connie: What? I would never do that! NOW THERE IS THE PROBLLEM.
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Post by Ralph on Jan 18, 2015 21:09:24 GMT
Connie: What? I would never do that! NOW THERE IS THE PROBLLEM.Connie: Why would I want to do that to my own dad?
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Post by ThatOneGuy on Jan 18, 2015 21:17:27 GMT
NOW THERE IS THE PROBLLEM. Connie: Why would I want to do that to my own dad? IF THE BUGS ARE REALLY THAT IMPORTANT TO YOU OR WHATEVER FEED THEM ANYTHING YOU CAN FIND. ORPHANS AND SMALL ANIMALS ARE VIABLE SOLUTIONS AS LONG AS THEY ARE FED TO THE ANTS LIVE.
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Post by Ralph on Jan 18, 2015 21:22:53 GMT
Connie: Why would I want to do that to my own dad? IF THE BUGS ARE REALLY THAT IMPORTANT TO YOU OR WHATEVER FEED THEM ANYTHING YOU CAN FIND. ORPHANS AND SMALL ANIMALS ARE VIABLE SOLUTIONS AS LONG AS THEY ARE FED TO THE ANTS LIVE.Connie: A lot of the bugs don't even eat meat. Anyway: August 17th: I keep giving the bugs food but they're not getting any better. It must be because of the environment. But where else would they live? I thought about the backyard, but it's very hot out there at the moment. I have one more idea, but I'm not sure if I should do it.
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Post by ThatOneGuy on Jan 18, 2015 21:24:06 GMT
IF THE BUGS ARE REALLY THAT IMPORTANT TO YOU OR WHATEVER FEED THEM ANYTHING YOU CAN FIND. ORPHANS AND SMALL ANIMALS ARE VIABLE SOLUTIONS AS LONG AS THEY ARE FED TO THE ANTS LIVE. Connie: A lot of the bugs don't even eat meat. Anyway: August 17th: I keep giving the bugs food but they're not getting any better. It must be because of the environment. But where else would they live? I thought about the backyard, but it's very hot out there at the moment. I have one more idea, but I'm not sure if I should do it. GO ON.
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Post by Ralph on Jan 18, 2015 21:26:32 GMT
Connie: A lot of the bugs don't even eat meat. Anyway: August 17th: I keep giving the bugs food but they're not getting any better. It must be because of the environment. But where else would they live? I thought about the backyard, but it's very hot out there at the moment. I have one more idea, but I'm not sure if I should do it. GO ON.August 18: Alright, I've made my choice. These bugs have been some of my only friends since I was a little girl, so I can't just let them all die. I hope this works, but I have no idea if it will. If I survive,I'll write back tomorrow.
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Post by ThatOneGuy on Jan 18, 2015 21:33:51 GMT
August 18: Alright, I've made my choice. These bugs have been some of my only friends since I was a little girl, so I can't just let them all die. I hope this works, but I have no idea if it will. If I survive,I'll write back tomorrow. OH SHIT I WAS RIGHT YOUR GOING TO FIGHT YOUR DAD TO THE DEATH AND FEED HIS CORPSE TO THEM
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