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Post by gobby gobberson on Nov 18, 2014 23:14:08 GMT
That is not good. Slurred speech and time travel means it could be ill. You might want to recover your son soon, before it dissolves.
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Post by gobby gobberson on Nov 18, 2014 23:15:31 GMT
Anyway, can I get a milkshake?
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Dr. Caliginous, VII
Frequent Core Shifter
Tarnished silver is silver still
Posts: 1,228 
Favorite Disease: A pox on both your houses
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Post by Dr. Caliginous, VII on Nov 18, 2014 23:16:52 GMT
That is not good. Slurred speech and time travel means it could be ill. You might want to recover your son soon, before it dissolves. I think he'll be fine. He has an excellent great dane costume, too. Really convincing. *Meanwhile, Jack is served his coffee by a LEGIONNAIRE WHO IS ALSO A POSSESSED SUIT OF ARMOR!.* |
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Post by High-Heeled Spider Crab on Nov 18, 2014 23:17:50 GMT
AH! SCONESSSS YESSSSS...WE MUST INHABIT A GREYZONE BODY IN ORDER TO CONSUME THEM...PERHAPS SOME COFFEE WHILST WE WAIT FOR A...VOLUNTEER... 1-2-3 not it! Alright, mental note: two orders of coffee. |
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Post by Durga on Nov 18, 2014 23:18:11 GMT
Right. Voice, G1, here are your coffees. Lordofrye, your motor oil is waiting in the kitchen. The scones will be a while longer. Don't worry about the LEGION OF POSSESSED SUITS OF ARMOR!, by the way. They won't interfere with our scintillating conversation. They're mostly fantastic window dressing. Speaking of which, I spilled some of my fantastic dressing on the windows. (The secret ingredient is more dressing.) G-1 opens it's facial cone and takes a sip of coffee. Hm. this-G-1 quickly stares back down into the cup. |
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Tarnished silver is silver still
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Favorite Disease: A pox on both your houses
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Post by Dr. Caliginous, VII on Nov 18, 2014 23:19:58 GMT
Probably, to both questions!
*Milkshake and scones arrive*
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Pumpkinheadeddoll
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Post by Pumpkinheadeddoll on Nov 18, 2014 23:20:10 GMT
That is not good. Slurred speech and time travel means it could be ill. You might want to recover your son soon, before it dissolves. I think he'll be fine. He has an excellent great dane costume, too. Really convincing. *Meanwhile, Jack is served his coffee by a LEGIONNAIRE WHO IS ALSO A POSSESSED SUIT OF ARMOR!.*  jack is having a hard time holding the cup with his claws and being entranced by this SUPER COOL LEGIONNAIRE ARMOUR GHOST at the same time |
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Dr. Caliginous, VII
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Tarnished silver is silver still
Posts: 1,228
Favorite Disease: A pox on both your houses
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Post by Dr. Caliginous, VII on Nov 18, 2014 23:22:33 GMT
Prancelot! You have a job to do! Get back in the kitchen and start standing around aimlessly, not inspiring awe in the customers!
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Post by High-Heeled Spider Crab on Nov 18, 2014 23:24:20 GMT
Right. Voice, G1, here are your coffees. Lordofrye, your motor oil is waiting in the kitchen. The scones will be a while longer. Don't worry about the LEGION OF POSSESSED SUITS OF ARMOR!, by the way. They won't interfere with our scintillating conversation. They're mostly fantastic window dressing. Speaking of which, I spilled some of my fantastic dressing on the windows. (The secret ingredient is more dressing.) G-1 opens it's facial cone and takes a sip of coffee. Hm. this-G-1 quickly stares back down into the cup. |
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Pumpkinheadeddoll
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I have a big hammer and I smash stuff sometimes
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Post by Pumpkinheadeddoll on Nov 18, 2014 23:28:08 GMT
Jack wobble walks to a seat near everyone trying its best to not spill the coffee but still trying to catch glances of the ghost
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Post by gobby gobberson on Nov 18, 2014 23:28:04 GMT
That is not good. Slurred speech and time travel means it could be ill. You might want to recover your son soon, before it dissolves. I think he'll be fine. He has an excellent great dane costume, too. Really convincing. *Meanwhile, Jack is served his coffee by a LEGIONNAIRE WHO IS ALSO A POSSESSED SUIT OF ARMOR!.* I think I know this group. One of the people in it was a fashion designer for the hookers." Says gob. |
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Dr. Caliginous, VII
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Tarnished silver is silver still
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Post by Dr. Caliginous, VII on Nov 18, 2014 23:29:13 GMT
I think he'll be fine. He has an excellent great dane costume, too. Really convincing. *Meanwhile, Jack is served his coffee by a LEGIONNAIRE WHO IS ALSO A POSSESSED SUIT OF ARMOR!.* I think I know this group. One of the people in it was a fashion designer for the hookers." Says gob. Yeah, apparently the one with the ascot is a very talented... seamster? What's the male equivalent of a seamstress? |
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Post by Drfleelix on Nov 18, 2014 23:29:33 GMT
*foxy the fox bursts into the establishment, absolutely shitfaced*
"H-H-HEY KIDS I'M THE I'M THE FOX FOXY THE FOX I GOT THE I'M FOXY THE FOX"
"sir I'm afraid I'm going to have to ask you to leave"
"HEY-H-HEY WHO ARE YOU WHO WHO ARE YOU TO-TO TELL ME WHO ARE YOU I'M FOXY THE FOX I'M THE KIDS I'M HERE FOR THE KIDS"
"sir you're drunk"
"THIS IS MY THIS IS MY MY ESTABLISH MY ESTABLISHMENT THIS THIS IS MY PIRATE'S MY PIRATE'S COVE COVE I'M FOXY THE FOX FOXY THAT'S ME I'M FOXY"
"sir please you are mistaken"
"WHO WHO ARE YOU YOU THIS IS MY ESTAB I OWN THIS THIS PIRATES COVE IT'S MINE MINE I'M FOXY ME IT'S ME"
"SIR"
"GET OU-GET OUT OF MY GET OUT OF MY I'M CALLING I'M Calling fred i'm calling..."
*foxy then falls asleep crashing on the nearest table, making a huge mess*
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Post by gobby gobberson on Nov 18, 2014 23:30:42 GMT
*gobtraz begins taking notes on foxy, for future hooker design. Notebook reads Heyy, foxy lady*
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Dr. Caliginous, VII
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Tarnished silver is silver still
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Post by Dr. Caliginous, VII on Nov 18, 2014 23:30:50 GMT
*foxy bursts into the establishment, absolutely shitfaced* "H-H-HEY KIDS I'M THE I'M THE FOX FOXY THE FOX I GOT THE I'M FOXY THE FOX" "sir I'm afraid I'm going to have to ask you to leave" "HEY-H-HEY WHO ARE YOU WHO WHO ARE YOU TO-TO TELL ME WHO ARE YOU I'M FOXY THE FOX I'M THE KIDS I'M HERE FOR THE KIDS" "sir you're drunk" "THIS IS MY THIS IS MY MY ESTABLISH MY ESTABLISHMENT THIS THIS IS MY PIRATE'S MY PIRATE'S COVE COVE I'M FOXY THE FOX FOXY THAT'S ME I'M FOXY" "sir please you are mistaken" "WHO WHO ARE YOU YOU THIS IS MY ESTAB I OWN THIS THIS PIRATES COVE IT'S MINE MINE I'M FOXY ME IT'S ME" "SIR" "GET OU-GET OUT OF MY GET OUT OF MY I'M CALLING I'M Calling fred i'm calling..." *foxy then falls asleep crashing on the nearest table, making a huge mess* I hearby declare all the non-Foxy lines as canon things that I said. |
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