Louis
Magboil Handler
Oh good a terrible death place.
Posts: 996 
Favorite Disease: Bullet to the face syndrome
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Post by Louis on Dec 18, 2014 13:49:10 GMT
Fine. Line up for the kick off...... *Louis has a fucking creepy ass face on right now* *Mark attempts a pumt, but instead of Nulla launching, Mark`s foot just sinks in, the blobbiness doing Nulla wonders for not getting punted. Shrigul laughs for eight straight minutes.* Well then. *Louis' face is back to normal.* |
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Post by gobby gobberson on Dec 18, 2014 13:51:56 GMT
*Mark attempts a pumt, but instead of Nulla launching, Mark`s foot just sinks in, the blobbiness doing Nulla wonders for not getting punted. Shrigul laughs for eight straight minutes.* Well then. *Louis' face is back to normal.* Mark:...That plan is super out. *Mark sighs, and starts carrying Nulla, realizing that leaving him here could lead to a SLEW of problems* |
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Post by High-Heeled Spider Crab on Dec 18, 2014 16:51:57 GMT
...Okay then, Shitcan do you know anything about this?
this was where florus lived, before... i knew he left for some reason, but wow.*A massive trash gate opens, revealing a thone made entirely of garbage, and sitting upon it, the Primal Investigator.* <Now's your chance.>
HELLO AGAIN, SSSSISTER. SSSSOONER THAN WE EXPECTED.
mind weaver?! aww, what! we were supposed to be givin' you a surpriiiiise! *blows raspberry, somehow* now you're jus' gonna yell at us again...you're not gonna call us a DEGENERATE, are you?
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Grigor Mortis
Kidney Stone Breeder
i want to get off mr. bones' wild ride
Posts: 2,272
Favorite Disease: The Boneshakes
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Post by Grigor Mortis on Dec 18, 2014 20:51:16 GMT
no... this wasnt here before... and ive never read about it in any histories...
this was where florus lived, before... i knew he left for some reason, but wow.*A massive trash gate opens, revealing a thone made entirely of garbage, and sitting upon it, the Primal Investigator.* <Now's your chance.>
HELLO AGAIN, SSSSISTER. SSSSOONER THAN WE EXPECTED.
mind weaver?! aww, what! we were supposed to be givin' you a surpriiiiise! *blows raspberry, somehow* now you're jus' gonna yell at us again...you're not gonna call us a DEGENERATE, are you?
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Post by High-Heeled Spider Crab on Dec 18, 2014 21:00:01 GMT
*The Mind Weaver steps forward, and looks up at the tiny, eyeless girl, who is sitting atop the rusted throne.*
HELLO AGAIN, SSSSISTER. SSSSOONER THAN WE EXPECTED.
mind weaver?! aww, what! we were supposed to be givin' you a surpriiiiise! *blows raspberry, somehow* now you're jus' gonna yell at us again...you're not gonna call us a DEGENERATE, are you?
...DO WE?
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Grigor Mortis
Kidney Stone Breeder
i want to get off mr. bones' wild ride
Posts: 2,272
Favorite Disease: The Boneshakes
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Post by Grigor Mortis on Dec 18, 2014 21:05:32 GMT
I've found she enjoys calling people that most of all. She's been relatively humbled, though, so she might not step to that low. Instead she's replaced it by suddenly getting a massive lisp. Huh.
...DO WE?
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Post by High-Heeled Spider Crab on Dec 18, 2014 21:30:59 GMT
WE DO NOT HAVE A LISSSSP!
...DO WE?
THAT WE ARE VERY DISAPPOINTED.
*The Primal Investigator flinches slightly at this, but recovers her cocky bluster, voice sing-song as she replies*
whatever! i don't have to do what you tell me to! not anymore! we're following Theresa! and she's so coooool she does all this neat stuff and i've never even seen it before! she taught me cool things. we're totally friends now! she appreciates me.
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Grigor Mortis
Kidney Stone Breeder
i want to get off mr. bones' wild ride
Posts: 2,272
Favorite Disease: The Boneshakes
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Post by Grigor Mortis on Dec 18, 2014 21:42:29 GMT
EVERYONE'S HERE!*Benny begins to hug everybody*
Where's Curious Cordy and Weaver? Dead... ...NAH! Just kidding! Oh by the way, Durga, Jack, Benny, Mark, I'd like you to meet Shitcan Shitcan, meet Durga, Jack, Benny, and Mark You totally do. Anyways, point is, trial is in session. Youa re to try and convince her to go with you, apparently, and if you fail, I get to chop her into bits.
THAT WE ARE VERY DISAPPOINTED.
*The Primal Investigator flinches slightly at this, but recovers her cocky bluster, voice sing-song as she replies*
whatever! i don't have to do what you tell me to! not anymore! we're following Theresa! and she's so coooool she does all this neat stuff and i've never even seen it before! she taught me cool things. we're totally friends now! she appreciates me.
You are right to stay with me. You will be an ideal subject once I attain the Primordial essence. Maybe you could even take over the Chopping Block when I start a campaign to burn every filthy supercluster to ash. |
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Post by Xward on Dec 18, 2014 21:47:44 GMT
...Okay so Nulla's good now let's continue on
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Post by High-Heeled Spider Crab on Dec 18, 2014 21:55:06 GMT
Dead... ...NAH! Just kidding! Oh by the way, Durga, Jack, Benny, Mark, I'd like you to meet Shitcan Shitcan, meet Durga, Jack, Benny, and Mark WE KNOW WHAT WE'RE DOING. *Turns to The Primal Investigator.* THAT WAS NOT US, SISTER. WE WERE BEING CONTROLLED BY AN ENEMY. WE ARE FINALLY OF SOUND MIND, AND WE ARE HERE TO TELL YOU...*Mind Weaver's eyes glow menacingly*
THAT WE ARE VERY DISAPPOINTED.
*The Primal Investigator flinches slightly at this, but recovers her cocky bluster, voice sing-song as she replies*
whatever! i don't have to do what you tell me to! not anymore! we're following Theresa! and she's so coooool she does all this neat stuff and i've never even seen it before! she taught me cool things. we're totally friends now! she appreciates me.
You are right to stay with me. You will be an ideal subject once I attain the Primordial essence. Maybe you could even take over the Chopping Block when I start a campaign to burn every filthy supercluster to ash.
OH, PLEASE. OF COURSSSSE SHE DOESN'T! THERESA AND THE RESSSST OF THE TABULA RASSSSA ARE ONLY LOOKING AFTER THE INTERESSSTSSS OF HUMANSSS! THERE IS ABSSSOLUTELY NO PLACE IN THEIR EMPIRE FOR THOSE LIKE YOU AND I, SSSSISTER. THINK! HAVE YOU SSSEEN ANOTHER NON-HUMAN ASSSSOCIATE THAT DIDN'T END UP EXECUTED? OR WORSE?
w...well...i'm special! Theresa likes me, and the way i can make people scream a lot! and she's cool! she wouldn't just throw me away like that...we're important!
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Post by Xward on Dec 18, 2014 22:07:00 GMT
By the way Mortal, what do you want to be called? Your name seems to vary
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Post by Xward on Dec 18, 2014 22:12:03 GMT
*I move through towards the forest*
So guys, what did you do with your tasks?
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Louis
Magboil Handler
Oh good a terrible death place.
Posts: 996
Favorite Disease: Bullet to the face syndrome
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Post by Louis on Dec 18, 2014 22:12:31 GMT
...Okay so Nulla's good now let's continue on *under his breath* fuckin dick rot god... Alright, lets move foreward. |
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Louis
Magboil Handler
Oh good a terrible death place.
Posts: 996
Favorite Disease: Bullet to the face syndrome
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Post by Louis on Dec 18, 2014 22:13:32 GMT
*I move through towards the forest* So guys, what did you do with your tasks? Mostly just drank whiskey while we assembled bricks with our HDs. Not much else. But, we did see a MEGA DOLPHIN. |
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Pumpkinheadeddoll
Frequent Core Shifter
I have a big hammer and I smash stuff sometimes
Posts: 1,084
Favorite Disease: Skullshakes
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Post by Pumpkinheadeddoll on Dec 18, 2014 22:15:17 GMT
*I move through towards the forest* So guys, what did you do with your tasks? Me and G-1... wow actually we didnt get anywhere near complete with our task or make any progress with removing these blooddy things *Jack jabs at the collar violently with his crebclaw* |
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