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Post by Xward on Dec 18, 2014 22:16:10 GMT
*I move through towards the forest* So guys, what did you do with your tasks? Mostly just drank whiskey while we assembled bricks with our HDs. Not much else. But, we did see a MEGA DOLPHIN. Huh, the MEGA DOLPHIN sounds oddly familiar... Hey Shitcan do you know anything about that? |
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Post by Pumpkinheadeddoll on Dec 18, 2014 22:20:24 GMT
*I move through towards the forest* So guys, what did you do with your tasks? Mostly just drank whiskey while we assembled bricks with our HDs. Not much else. But, we did see a MEGA DOLPHIN. *Jacks ears perk up at the mention of this name* you will have to introduce us to him one day *despite Jack's cheerful demeanour his claw is snapping open and shut at a alarming pace* |
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Grigor Mortis
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Post by Grigor Mortis on Dec 18, 2014 22:22:00 GMT
its nice to meet you guys! you ready to go on a winter trip and get possibly disemboweled? i'm not but im gonna anyway. so whats that say about you.That I do. You've always hard a talent for carving things up. You're also far more tolerable than those buffoons in the Sunless Heat. Though, they could teach you a few tricks about flaying. They say that a naked man holds few secrets, but the flayed man, the flayed man holds none.
You are right to stay with me. You will be an ideal subject once I attain the Primordial essence. Maybe you could even take over the Chopping Block when I start a campaign to burn every filthy supercluster to ash.
OH, PLEASE. OF COURSSSSE SHE DOESN'T! THERESA AND THE RESSSST OF THE TABULA RASSSSA ARE ONLY LOOKING AFTER THE INTERESSSTSSS OF HUMANSSS! THERE IS ABSSSOLUTELY NO PLACE IN THEIR EMPIRE FOR THOSE LIKE YOU AND I, SSSSISTER. THINK! HAVE YOU SSSEEN ANOTHER NON-HUMAN ASSSSOCIATE THAT DIDN'T END UP EXECUTED? OR WORSE?
w...well...i'm special! Theresa likes me, and the way i can make people scream a lot! and she's cool! she wouldn't just throw me away like that...we're important!*I move through towards the forest* So guys, what did you do with your tasks? *The forest is deathly cold, and the trees are unusually still. Sometimes you think you see movement in them, but it's usually nothing. Eventually you reach signs of struggle, several inhuman skeletons and weapons, crumbled and broken. Of particular note are three male Pumpkinzoners, curled up and Frozen. They still have headflames, which glow a pale blue chill. The statue is more obvious now, and it looks like some sort of creature, with skin like bark and antlers made of treebranches. it has no eyes, and a crooked, toothy mouth. It is still obviously a statue, however, as it doesn't even passively move in the wind.* *The Pumpkinzoners twitch every few seconds* |
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Post by Xward on Dec 18, 2014 22:23:25 GMT
Oh, Mortal dissapeared
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Post by Xward on Dec 18, 2014 22:25:35 GMT
woah! you...you really mean that?! haha, yeah! you hear that? i'm gonna take over. you best bow down, because i'll be a queen!
OH, PLEASE. OF COURSSSSE SHE DOESN'T! THERESA AND THE RESSSST OF THE TABULA RASSSSA ARE ONLY LOOKING AFTER THE INTERESSSTSSS OF HUMANSSS! THERE IS ABSSSOLUTELY NO PLACE IN THEIR EMPIRE FOR THOSE LIKE YOU AND I, SSSSISTER. THINK! HAVE YOU SSSEEN ANOTHER NON-HUMAN ASSSSOCIATE THAT DIDN'T END UP EXECUTED? OR WORSE?
w...well...i'm special! Theresa likes me, and the way i can make people scream a lot! and she's cool! she wouldn't just throw me away like that...we're important! *I move through towards the forest* So guys, what did you do with your tasks? *The forest is deathly cold, and the trees are unusually still. Sometimes you think you see movement in them, but it's usually nothing. Eventually you reach signs of struggle, several inhuman skeletons and weapons, crumbled and broken. Of particular note are three male Pumpkinzoners, curled up and Frozen. They still have headflames, which glow a pale blue chill. The statue is more obvious now, and it looks like some sort of creature, with skin like bark and antlers made of treebranches. it has no eyes, and a crooked, toothy mouth. It is still obviously a statue, however, as it doesn't even passively move in the wind.* *The Pumpkinzoners twitch every few seconds* Oh umm, Hello? |
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Post by Pumpkinheadeddoll on Dec 18, 2014 22:27:38 GMT
woah! you...you really mean that?! haha, yeah! you hear that? i'm gonna take over. you best bow down, because i'll be a queen!
OH, PLEASE. OF COURSSSSE SHE DOESN'T! THERESA AND THE RESSSST OF THE TABULA RASSSSA ARE ONLY LOOKING AFTER THE INTERESSSTSSS OF HUMANSSS! THERE IS ABSSSOLUTELY NO PLACE IN THEIR EMPIRE FOR THOSE LIKE YOU AND I, SSSSISTER. THINK! HAVE YOU SSSEEN ANOTHER NON-HUMAN ASSSSOCIATE THAT DIDN'T END UP EXECUTED? OR WORSE?
w...well...i'm special! Theresa likes me, and the way i can make people scream a lot! and she's cool! she wouldn't just throw me away like that...we're important! *I move through towards the forest* So guys, what did you do with your tasks? *The forest is deathly cold, and the trees are unusually still. Sometimes you think you see movement in them, but it's usually nothing. Eventually you reach signs of struggle, several inhuman skeletons and weapons, crumbled and broken. Of particular note are three male Pumpkinzoners, curled up and Frozen. They still have headflames, which glow a pale blue chill. The statue is more obvious now, and it looks like some sort of creature, with skin like bark and antlers made of treebranches. it has no eyes, and a crooked, toothy mouth. It is still obviously a statue, however, as it doesn't even passively move in the wind.* *The Pumpkinzoners twitch every few seconds* *jack runs to the pumpkinzoners trying to get a idea of their condition* Guys D: help D': |
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Grigor Mortis
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Post by Grigor Mortis on Dec 18, 2014 22:30:52 GMT
I do like you, Primal. When I get what is mine, I will have you integrated into the Tabula Rasa just like I have with the rest of my captains. You'll have the honor of being the first non-human to join their ranks, hm, ...Azazel.*The forest is deathly cold, and the trees are unusually still. Sometimes you think you see movement in them, but it's usually nothing. Eventually you reach signs of struggle, several inhuman skeletons and weapons, crumbled and broken. Of particular note are three male Pumpkinzoners, curled up and Frozen. They still have headflames, which glow a pale blue chill. The statue is more obvious now, and it looks like some sort of creature, with skin like bark and antlers made of treebranches. it has no eyes, and a crooked, toothy mouth. It is still obviously a statue, however, as it doesn't even passively move in the wind.* *The Pumpkinzoners twitch every few seconds* Oh umm, Hello? *The Pumpkins look at Xward for a second, before rapidly looking at the statue, twitching* I do like you, Primal. When I get what is mine, I will have you integrated into the Tabula Rasa just like I have with the rest of my captains. You'll have the honor of being the first non-human to join their ranks, hm, ...Azazel.*The forest is deathly cold, and the trees are unusually still. Sometimes you think you see movement in them, but it's usually nothing. Eventually you reach signs of struggle, several inhuman skeletons and weapons, crumbled and broken. Of particular note are three male Pumpkinzoners, curled up and Frozen. They still have headflames, which glow a pale blue chill. The statue is more obvious now, and it looks like some sort of creature, with skin like bark and antlers made of treebranches. it has no eyes, and a crooked, toothy mouth. It is still obviously a statue, however, as it doesn't even passively move in the wind.* *The Pumpkinzoners twitch every few seconds* *jack runs to the pumpkinzoners trying to get a idea of their condition* Guys D: help D':*The Pumpkinzoners try to look at jack, they really try, but their stare keeps focusing back on the statue. The one Jack is closest to begins twitching especially rapidly.* |
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Post by Durga on Dec 18, 2014 22:31:46 GMT
*whispering to the ex-warform-now-pebble*
Yo. Lor- ... Squiddle.
It's okay. You slipped up. Everyone does that. It means you're mortal. Well, moreso than normal.
Come on out. being all catatonic is going to help nobody when that statue over there reaches over and stabs Mark or whatever. It's friggin' creepy.
What I mean to say is, the group need you.
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Post by Xward on Dec 18, 2014 22:32:48 GMT
*The Pumpkins look at Xward for a second, before rapidly looking at the statue, twitching* Subjects! *jack runs to the pumpkinzoners trying to get a idea of their condition* Guys D: help D': *The Pumpkinzoners try to look at jack, they really try, but their stare keeps focusing back on the statue. The one Jack is closest to begins twitching especially rapidly.* Huh, there seems to be something... off about the statue We probably shouldn't look at it *I try to examine the statue while not looking directly at it* |
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Post by Grigor Mortis on Dec 18, 2014 22:35:38 GMT
*The Pumpkins look at Xward for a second, before rapidly looking at the statue, twitching* *The Pumpkinzoners try to look at jack, they really try, but their stare keeps focusing back on the statue. The one Jack is closest to begins twitching especially rapidly.* Huh, there seems to be something... off about the statue We probably shouldn't look at it *I try to examine the statue while not looking directly at it* *The statue has changed poses.* *there is an awful feeling behind the back of Xward's bottle.* |
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Post by Xward on Dec 18, 2014 22:36:39 GMT
Huh, there seems to be something... off about the statue We probably shouldn't look at it *I try to examine the statue while not looking directly at it* *The statue has changed poses.* *there is an awful feeling behind the back of Xward's bottle.* *I move the bag piss behind me* |
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Post by Pumpkinheadeddoll on Dec 18, 2014 22:38:38 GMT
Subjects! *jack runs to the pumpkinzoners trying to get a idea of their condition* Guys D: help D': *The Pumpkinzoners try to look at jack, they really try, but their stare keeps focusing back on the statue. The one Jack is closest to begins twitching especially rapidly.* *Jack physically lifts the pumpkinzoners and moves them away from the statue* I dont know whats wrong with them but I think it had something to do with that statue and as a monarch I have a DUTY to help them... i dont know how though, can- can I just break it? |
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Post by Grigor Mortis on Dec 18, 2014 22:42:48 GMT
*The statue has changed poses.* *there is an awful feeling behind the back of Xward's bottle.* *I move the bag piss behind me* *The feeling of something being there is no longer there... And instead there's another statue, right inf ront of Xward, grinning, up close. You can now see there are about four statues, including the one you walked towards, surrounding the group. They move incredibly, inhumanly fast, and look more like still frames and stopmotion than actual living beings.* Chaos Followers: Green Men.*The Pumpkinzoners try to look at jack, they really try, but their stare keeps focusing back on the statue. The one Jack is closest to begins twitching especially rapidly.* *Jack physically lifts the pumpkinzoners and moves them away from the statue* I dont know whats wrong with them but I think it had something to do with that statue and as a monarch I have a DUTY to help them... i dont know how though, can- can I just break it? *The Pumpkins begin all coughing, and Jack can vaguely see something crawling through their bodies. Their condition seems to have worsened due to more Green Men appearing.* |
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Post by Xward on Dec 18, 2014 22:46:01 GMT
*I move the bag piss behind me* *The feeling of something being there is no longer there... And instead there's another statue, right inf ront of Xward, grinning, up close. You can now see there are about four statues, including the one you walked towards, surrounding the group. They move incredibly, inhumanly fast, and look more like still frames and stopmotion than actual living beings.* Chaos Followers: Green Men.*Jack physically lifts the pumpkinzoners and moves them away from the statue* I dont know whats wrong with them but I think it had something to do with that statue and as a monarch I have a DUTY to help them... i dont know how though, can- can I just break it? *The Pumpkins begin all coughing, and Jack can vaguely see something crawling through their bodies. Their condition seems to have worsened due to more Green Men appearing.* *I try to grab hold of their legs with the piss* Well, would you all like to explain yourselves? |
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Post by Durga on Dec 18, 2014 22:47:21 GMT
Right. I'm gonna assume these things can't be reasoned with.
*manifests weapons for all six arms. Wings bend around Durga's shoulders, pointing themselves at various targets*
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