Louis
Magboil Handler
Oh good a terrible death place.
Posts: 996 
Favorite Disease: Bullet to the face syndrome
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Post by Louis on Dec 18, 2014 22:51:12 GMT
*Louis draws his magnum with his right hand and pulls out what appears to be a small explosive, about the size of a human hand8 Think i can blow these fuckers up?
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Pumpkinheadeddoll
Frequent Core Shifter
I have a big hammer and I smash stuff sometimes
Posts: 1,084
Favorite Disease: Skullshakes
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Post by Pumpkinheadeddoll on Dec 18, 2014 22:53:52 GMT
*I move the bag piss behind me* *The feeling of something being there is no longer there... And instead there's another statue, right inf ront of Xward, grinning, up close. You can now see there are about four statues, including the one you walked towards, surrounding the group. They move incredibly, inhumanly fast, and look more like still frames and stopmotion than actual living beings.* Chaos Followers: Green Men.*Jack physically lifts the pumpkinzoners and moves them away from the statue* I dont know whats wrong with them but I think it had something to do with that statue and as a monarch I have a DUTY to help them... i dont know how though, can- can I just break it? *The Pumpkins begin all coughing, and Jack can vaguely see something crawling through their bodies. Their condition seems to have worsened due to more Green Men appearing.* So its safe to assume these things are whats hurting my beloved subjects? *jack loads a vial of black ichor into the claw as steam jets out the sides with a powerful hiss* OK now I've got a reason to test this thing out! |
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Grigor Mortis
Kidney Stone Breeder
i want to get off mr. bones' wild ride
Posts: 2,272
Favorite Disease: The Boneshakes
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Post by Grigor Mortis on Dec 18, 2014 22:54:41 GMT
*The feeling of something being there is no longer there... And instead there's another statue, right inf ront of Xward, grinning, up close. You can now see there are about four statues, including the one you walked towards, surrounding the group. They move incredibly, inhumanly fast, and look more like still frames and stopmotion than actual living beings.* Chaos Followers: Green Men.*The Pumpkins begin all coughing, and Jack can vaguely see something crawling through their bodies. Their condition seems to have worsened due to more Green Men appearing.* *I try to grab hold of their legs with the piss* Well, would you all like to explain yourselves? *The Piss touches thin air, and the Green Man is now next to Xward, pretending to lean on him. it speaks in a smooth, deep voice, full of casual fun.* My my, aren't you abusing this sacred hospitality? You haven't even gotten your bread and salt!
Right. I'm gonna assume these things can't be reasoned with.
*manifests weapons for all six arms. Wings bend around Durga's shoulders, pointing themselves at various targets* *The Green men all yawn together.* Not if you're THAT boring.*Louis draws his magnum with his right hand and pulls out what appears to be a small explosive, about the size of a human hand8 Think i can blow these fuckers up? *One of the Green men is now next to Louis, it casually grabs the explsoive* I do wonder. Let me help you.*The green man swallows the explosive whole, and there is a sound of a THUD coming from its stomach region, or wherever weird tree men would have a stomach region.* |
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Louis
Magboil Handler
Oh good a terrible death place.
Posts: 996
Favorite Disease: Bullet to the face syndrome
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Post by Louis on Dec 18, 2014 22:57:28 GMT
Well, shit. What's up with you guys? considering you are either toying with us or being friendly, I guess talking would be good.
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Post by Uh-Oh Nautilus on Dec 18, 2014 22:57:39 GMT
The rock unfolds like a lotus. A floweresque thing, grey outside but blue inside, sits where the rock sat.
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Post by Xward on Dec 18, 2014 22:59:30 GMT
*I try to grab hold of their legs with the piss* Well, would you all like to explain yourselves? *The Piss touches thin air, and the Green Man is now next to Xward, pretending to lean on him. it speaks in a smooth, deep voice, full of casual fun.* My my, aren't you abusing this sacred hospitality? You haven't even gotten your bread and salt!
Right. I'm gonna assume these things can't be reasoned with.
*manifests weapons for all six arms. Wings bend around Durga's shoulders, pointing themselves at various targets* *The Green men all yawn together.* Not if you're THAT boring.*Louis draws his magnum with his right hand and pulls out what appears to be a small explosive, about the size of a human hand8 Think i can blow these fuckers up? *One of the Green men is now next to Louis, it casually grabs the explsoive* I do wonder. Let me help you.*The green man swallows the explosive whole, and there is a sound of a THUD coming from its stomach region, or wherever weird tree men would have a stomach region.* Okay fine then speedy gonzales, it's obvious you're just gonna fuck around with us |
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Post by gobby gobberson on Dec 18, 2014 23:06:22 GMT
*Shrigul morphs to her large shrimp form ,and Mark hops on, Nulla more or less dangling from Mark`s hand, still cacatonic*
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Grigor Mortis
Kidney Stone Breeder
i want to get off mr. bones' wild ride
Posts: 2,272
Favorite Disease: The Boneshakes
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Post by Grigor Mortis on Dec 18, 2014 23:07:23 GMT
Well, shit. What's up with you guys? considering you are either toying with us or being friendly, I guess talking would be good. *All the Green Men gasp* You continue to insult us in our home, did you not come for the sweet breads of our oven and the meat of our cows? We have worked hard for this feast. We need to at least give the cattle their Feed!*The Piss touches thin air, and the Green Man is now next to Xward, pretending to lean on him. it speaks in a smooth, deep voice, full of casual fun.* My my, aren't you abusing this sacred hospitality? You haven't even gotten your bread and salt!
*The Green men all yawn together.* Not if you're THAT boring.*One of the Green men is now next to Louis, it casually grabs the explsoive* I do wonder. Let me help you.*The green man swallows the explosive whole, and there is a sound of a THUD coming from its stomach region, or wherever weird tree men would have a stomach region.* Okay fine then speedy gonzales, it's obvious you're just gonna fuck around with us |
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Pumpkinheadeddoll
Frequent Core Shifter
I have a big hammer and I smash stuff sometimes
Posts: 1,084
Favorite Disease: Skullshakes
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Post by Pumpkinheadeddoll on Dec 18, 2014 23:07:49 GMT
*Seeing the creatures overwhelming speed Jack lowers his claw slightly* it becoming apparent that taking down even one of these THINGS would be a task in and of itself so can i at least ask what you did to my precious subjects
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Post by gobby gobberson on Dec 18, 2014 23:11:16 GMT
Well, shit. What's up with you guys? considering you are either toying with us or being friendly, I guess talking would be good. *All the Green Men gasp* You continue to insult us in our home, did you not come for the sweet breads of our oven and the meat of our cows? We have worked hard for this feast. We need to at least give the cattle their Feed!Okay fine then speedy gonzales, it's obvious you're just gonna fuck around with us Shrigul: You ain't fucking eating me! |
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Post by Xward on Dec 18, 2014 23:11:16 GMT
Well, shit. What's up with you guys? considering you are either toying with us or being friendly, I guess talking would be good. *All the Green Men gasp* You continue to insult us in our home, did you not come for the sweet breads of our oven and the meat of our cows? We have worked hard for this feast. We need to at least give the cattle their Feed!Okay fine then speedy gonzales, it's obvious you're just gonna fuck around with us *squints* Re-rEALLY?! THAT'S WHAT YOU DO?! I DIDN'T THINK THIS WAS GRIM'S FUCKING FAIRYTALE'S THAT'S FUCKING STUPID |
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Louis
Magboil Handler
Oh good a terrible death place.
Posts: 996
Favorite Disease: Bullet to the face syndrome
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Post by Louis on Dec 18, 2014 23:13:27 GMT
*Louis is standing with a thinking look on his face* hmmmmmm....
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Grigor Mortis
Kidney Stone Breeder
i want to get off mr. bones' wild ride
Posts: 2,272
Favorite Disease: The Boneshakes
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Post by Grigor Mortis on Dec 18, 2014 23:17:47 GMT
*Seeing the creatures overwhelming speed Jack lowers his claw slightly* it becoming apparent that taking down even one of these THINGS would be a task in and of itself so can i at least ask what you did to my precious subjects
*All the Green Men gasp* You continue to insult us in our home, did you not come for the sweet breads of our oven and the meat of our cows? We have worked hard for this feast. We need to at least give the cattle their Feed!Not entirely, no. We're going to cook you all up and eat you. I love a little piss soda. Pumpkin pie. Human steak. Blotty stuffing. Shrimp buffet...Shrigul: You ain't fucking eating me! *All the Green Men gasp* You continue to insult us in our home, did you not come for the sweet breads of our oven and the meat of our cows? We have worked hard for this feast. We need to at least give the cattle their Feed!Not entirely, no. We're going to cook you all up and eat you. I love a little piss soda. Pumpkin pie. Human steak. Blotty stuffing. Shrimp buffet...*squints* Re-rEALLY?! THAT'S WHAT YOU DO?! I DIDN'T THINK THIS WAS GRIM'S FUCKING FAIRYTALE'S THAT'S FUCKING STUPID *The Green Man is interrupted by a larger, taller one, draped in various red rags, marked with symbols of Chaos, including the eight-pointed star, the barbed wheel, and the alchemical symbol for Mercury.* What is this? You think these are mere meals. i already fed you that last group, you should be satiated. These ones need to survive, for now. If they don't, the Mind Weaver will never go to the library, knowing her friends are dead. Your wanton cruelty is once again putting us in a dangerous situation.*The leader holds his hand out to Jack, while the Two Pumpkins slowly rise behind him.* |
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Post by gobby gobberson on Dec 18, 2014 23:19:57 GMT
*Seeing the creatures overwhelming speed Jack lowers his claw slightly* it becoming apparent that taking down even one of these THINGS would be a task in and of itself so can i at least ask what you did to my precious subjects
Shrigul: You ain't fucking eating me! *squints* Re-rEALLY?! THAT'S WHAT YOU DO?! I DIDN'T THINK THIS WAS GRIM'S FUCKING FAIRYTALE'S THAT'S FUCKING STUPID *The Green Man is interrupted by a larger, taller one, draped in various red rags, marked with symbols of Chaos, including the eight-pointed star, the barbed wheel, and the alchemical symbol for Mercury.* What is this? You think these are mere meals. i already fed you that last group, you should be satiated. These ones need to survive, for now. If they don't, the Mind Weaver will never go to the library, knowing her friends are dead. Your wanton cruelty is once again putting us in a dangerous situation.*The leader holds his hand out to Jack, while the Two Pumpkins slowly rise behind him.* Shrigul: I can punch you so hard, the SPECIES will go sterile... |
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Post by High-Heeled Spider Crab on Dec 18, 2014 23:20:17 GMT
woah! you...you really mean that?! haha, yeah! you hear that? i'm gonna take over. you best bow down, because i'll be a queen!
OH, PLEASE. OF COURSSSSE SHE DOESN'T! THERESA AND THE RESSSST OF THE TABULA RASSSSA ARE ONLY LOOKING AFTER THE INTERESSSTSSS OF HUMANSSS! THERE IS ABSSSOLUTELY NO PLACE IN THEIR EMPIRE FOR THOSE LIKE YOU AND I, SSSSISTER. THINK! HAVE YOU SSSEEN ANOTHER NON-HUMAN ASSSSOCIATE THAT DIDN'T END UP EXECUTED? OR WORSE?
w...well...i'm special! Theresa likes me, and the way i can make people scream a lot! and she's cool! she wouldn't just throw me away like that...we're important!
URGH, COME ON! YOU ARE NAIVE, NOT AN IDIOT! SURELY YOU CAN SSSEE THROUGH THISSS?! THERESSSSA IS LYING TO YOU! SHE HAS PROMISED MORE THAN THAT BEFORE - TO PETRICHOR, THE CLOWN! ONCCCCE SHE HAD WHAT SHE WANTED (INCIDENTALLY, THE EXACT WORDSSS SHE USED HERE) THEN SHE WILL BETRAY YOU, AND EXECUTE YOU! AND WE WON'T BE ABLE TO SSSSAVE YOU, SSSISTER! WE DO WANT YOU, YOU ARE NEEDED WITH USSSS! WE HAVE ALWAYSSS KNOWN YOU AS CAPABLE...EVEN IF MOSSST OF US WERE TOO PROUD TO SSSSAY IT...*Beams memories of grudging praise from various sisters, said behind the back of The Primal Investigator* YOU ALWAYSSS HAVE A PLACE WITH USSS...BUT YOU MUSSST CASSST OF THESE SSSSILLY NOTIONS OF BEING SOME GREAT MEMBER OF THE TABULA RASSSA! YOU MEAN NOTHING TO THERESSSSA!
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