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Post by Xward on Dec 26, 2014 19:40:22 GMT
oh dear, do you want to exchange it for something else? NO NO THIS IS FINE WE WILL KEEP AND APPRECIATE IT APPROPRIATELY Gehh, but I'll feel bad for giving a present you didn't like
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Post by gobby gobberson on Dec 26, 2014 19:40:48 GMT
*Shrigul brainstorms* Actually, weaver hold on. *Shrigul walks into a closet and pulls out a slightly larger shirt, and a perfect sized jacker. both have spiders on them, and spider sacks in the pockets of the jacket, with instructions to place DNA inside to get genetic children spiders, or two different samples of DNA for two parents* Heres the present I bought you OH. A JACKET! *Puts it on immediately* THAT IS MUCH BETTER, OUR ARMS WERE GETTING TIRED. ...WHAT ARE THESE THINGS?The egg sacks, or the jacket? jackets are meant to keep you warm, when in your humanoid form, and look stylish, with the hood and all. the egg sacks allow you to have biological children with you acn cordy if you ever want that.
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Post by Cordyceps sapiens on Dec 26, 2014 19:45:24 GMT
NO NO THIS IS FINE WE WILL KEEP AND APPRECIATE IT APPROPRIATELY Gehh, but I'll feel bad for giving a present you didn't like IT'S FINE IT'S FINE WE WERE NOT EXPECTING PRESENTS AT ALL WE WILL KEEP IT AS A REMINDER OF JOYFUL TIMES
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Post by Xward on Dec 26, 2014 19:47:30 GMT
Gehh, but I'll feel bad for giving a present you didn't like IT'S FINE IT'S FINE WE WERE NOT EXPECTING PRESENTS AT ALL WE WILL KEEP IT AS A REMINDER OF JOYFUL TIMES well okay then...
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Post by High-Heeled Spider Crab on Dec 26, 2014 19:48:24 GMT
OH. A JACKET! *Puts it on immediately* THAT IS MUCH BETTER, OUR ARMS WERE GETTING TIRED. ...WHAT ARE THESE THINGS? The egg sacks, or the jacket? jackets are meant to keep you warm, when in your humanoid form, and look stylish, with the hood and all. the egg sacks allow you to have biological children with you acn cordy if you ever want that. *Slight blush* OH. OH UM. A UNIQUE THOUGHT. WE COULD ALWAYS DO THAT OURSELVES THOUGH. GOD OF LIFE? YOU KNOW. IT IS...THOUGHTFUL, HOWEVER. SURPRISINGLY SO.
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Post by Cordyceps sapiens on Dec 26, 2014 19:50:34 GMT
So! I think it's time for GIFTS! *Xward reveals a pile of presents from him to every named member of the series, even ones for the Violet siblings, G-1's box thing, Night Man, Weaver's siblings, Eris, and Megathulhu* *Cordyceps digs through the Xward pile*
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Post by gobby gobberson on Dec 26, 2014 19:50:49 GMT
The egg sacks, or the jacket? jackets are meant to keep you warm, when in your humanoid form, and look stylish, with the hood and all. the egg sacks allow you to have biological children with you acn cordy if you ever want that. *Slight blush* OH. OH UM. A UNIQUE THOUGHT. WE COULD ALWAYS DO THAT OURSELVES THOUGH. GOD OF LIFE? YOU KNOW. IT IS...THOUGHTFUL, HOWEVER. SURPRISINGLY SO.Yeah, forgot that little detail. you can return them if you dont need them, kept the coupon and everything.
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Post by Xward on Dec 26, 2014 19:52:41 GMT
So! I think it's time for GIFTS! *Xward reveals a pile of presents from him to every named member of the series, even ones for the Violet siblings, G-1's box thing, Night Man, Weaver's siblings, Eris, and Megathulhu* *Cordyceps digs through the Xward pile* ummm... Cordyceps I already gave yours
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Post by Cordyceps sapiens on Dec 26, 2014 19:53:29 GMT
*Cordyceps digs through the Xward pile* ummm... Cordyceps I already gave yours YES BUT IF YOU GOT A PRESENT FOR THAT ONE MI-GO WE WILL HAVE TO DELIVER IT
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Post by Durga on Dec 26, 2014 19:53:54 GMT
*opening gift* OH, THIS WILL BE VERY USEFUL. *tucks it discreetly into some fold of space* *The Green Ghost opens the other gift* So yeah, the host is toast, I don't think she'll be wanting these. *ingredients disappear* *summons up a small pile of bone carvings of sea birds, suitable for discreet wearing around the person.* If you take one of these, it will help you be inconspicuous. Don't break them open. I sucked the life out of those alien purple filaments, but they still sting to the touch, and slice anything made of physical matter, unless handled just right. You can either accept these presents or assume they're a terrible trick. Goodbye. *vanishes back into the mind of Cordyceps, hiding within buried tangles of though**Durga's gift is a strange, fractal object that looks a little like a golden snowflake. It behaves largely as though it's two dimensional, but seems to warp in and out of visible reality.*
Hm.
*manifests a bubble around the seabird carving, the bubble then seems to shrink inward.*
Ah. I vaguely remember the host being fairly nice. I think? Everything seems different then it did when I was connected to TPC. Thanks nonetheless, I suppose.
And that you, Cordy! I'll keep this safe. *absorbs the snowflactal*
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Post by ThatOneGuy on Dec 26, 2014 19:54:43 GMT
*Benny opens Cordyceps's and Durga's present, while Trotter walks up to Cordyceps with a grin*
Hello! I'm Trotter! Are you my friend?
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Post by Cordyceps sapiens on Dec 26, 2014 19:57:11 GMT
*Benny opens Cordyceps's and Durga's present, while Trotter walks up to Cordyceps with a grin* Hello! I'm Trotter! Are you my friend?*Benny's present is a small scale model of a Spinosaurus, very nicely designed* HELLO...TROTTER? YES WE ARE FRIEND. ALWAYS FRIENDSHIP MUST SPREAD THROUGH NEW LIFE.
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Post by Xward on Dec 26, 2014 20:01:07 GMT
ummm... Cordyceps I already gave yours YES BUT IF YOU GOT A PRESENT FOR THAT ONE MI-GO WE WILL HAVE TO DELIVER IT Oh yeah, thanks
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Post by ThatOneGuy on Dec 26, 2014 20:03:33 GMT
*Benny opens Cordyceps's and Durga's present, while Trotter walks up to Cordyceps with a grin* Hello! I'm Trotter! Are you my friend?*Benny's present is a small scale model of a Spinosaurus, very nicely designed* HELLO...TROTTER? YES WE ARE FRIEND. ALWAYS FRIENDSHIP MUST SPREAD THROUGH NEW LIFE. Yay!
Oh! Thanks Cordy! This is cool!
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Post by Durga on Dec 26, 2014 20:08:28 GMT
*Benny opens Cordyceps's and Durga's present, while Trotter walks up to Cordyceps with a grin* *It's a black orb, which suddenly expands and reshapes, becoming a lithe humanoid form with four arms and what looks like a large collar* Ya like it? I built it myself. It's a physical body suited for stealth and fast, nonlethal combat. That collar can rise up and fold inward, becoming a sort of hood/helmet, preventing you from being knocked off the body. it' also made of the same stuff as an HD, so you won't have to worry about it becoming sentient if you use it.
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