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Post by ThatOneGuy on Jan 4, 2015 19:07:34 GMT
Ha! Haha! Oh my gosh, I can't stop laughing! Ha! You're hilarious! D O not make me devour you. |
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Post by gobby gobberson on Jan 4, 2015 19:09:41 GMT
D O not make me devour you. |
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Post by ThatOneGuy on Jan 4, 2015 19:15:59 GMT
You're a very angry man. You know, that right? |
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Post by gobby gobberson on Jan 4, 2015 19:17:32 GMT
I am genderless and sexless, Trotter. I f I knew, I would say. However, I do not know, and I do not care... |
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THE MEME REAPER
Fresh from the Seething
Posts: 23
Favorite Disease: LACK OF GIVING A FUCK
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Post by THE MEME REAPER on Jan 4, 2015 19:33:25 GMT
EXCELLENT CHOICE. THE VERY IDEA OF A DRUG TRIP. PROBABLY THE TAMEST THING IN THIS CABINET. *turns the wine bottle upside down above a shot glass and the contents seem to be extremely thick, taking their sweet time making their way down to the neck of the bottle and eventually filling the shot glass. upon hitting the glass, the contents suddenly become more fluid, and seem to change colors when you aren't looking* *Contractor yet again drinks it* *Pink Floyd music seems to just... happen... slowly building inside your head, as you seem to descend upwards and through the bar's roof/floor, colors brightening and swirling as your body changes into a form you cannot mentally fathom, and you blast off into the deepest reaches of existence. And do so much. You fight, you win, you die, you become the king of some foreign land where you cannot speak the native language and yet you understand it just fine. year pass and your exploits only grow. you ascend to godhood and descend to demonhood, you die and are reborn countless times, keeping your memories in every life. you destroy universes and you create them. you are both god and man in one. You see all and know all. You see Izanami corrupting a planet full of llamas, you see Ur-metel scanning a universe's worth of life, you see YHWH crushing a zone as if it were a grape, you see Brahma pausing and resetting entire spans of zones, and you see two snails mating. All is yours and yet all is so much more than yours. You continue your trip through time, space, and perception. You see through the eyes of your friends, your foes, and countless others. You see through the eyes of the Commenters and you see through the eyes of Ms. Green, and you see through the eyes of the wonderful bug man that draws Ms. green. You continue your ascent, a voice singing your name to the heavens. "Adrian Brody" whoever that is. You ascend to uppermost pinnacle of existence and the Lord High Mystical Fleelix welcomes you to true godhood, giving you your basket of premium butt-snipes. You find yourself sitting where you were in the bar. only a minute or two have past, but the whole trip felt like it took billions of aeons* |
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Ralph
Frequent Core Shifter
Soup is not my favorite food.
Posts: 1,422 
Favorite Disease: The Uncommon Cold
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Post by Ralph on Jan 4, 2015 20:06:04 GMT
Eating more of the wings. Fredrick said "This is great food. Where did you get it from?"
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THE MEME REAPER
Fresh from the Seething
Posts: 23
Favorite Disease: LACK OF GIVING A FUCK
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Post by THE MEME REAPER on Jan 4, 2015 21:33:36 GMT
Eating more of the wings. Fredrick said "This is great food. Where did you get it from?" A GREAT DEAL OF PEOPLE OWE US FAVORS. SOME CAN BE PAID OFF WITH ENDLESS SUPPLIES OF CERTAIN THINGS. OTHERS ARE A BIT MORE TRICKY TO PAY OFF. |
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Post by Xward on Jan 5, 2015 0:55:19 GMT
*Anguished* This was supposed to be a diplomacy mission! Why is everyone so antagonistic.
....But maybe. Yes. I've never had anything, I'm anxious to try.
We Do Not Require Sustenence Of Any Ki-
I WANT A DRINK, UONAIDH.
*The Director snaps her fingers, and a Butler comes rushing in. They are like the Sugar Maids, but wear butler's clothing and seem to shake constantly, unwaveringly obedient. The butler is holding a checkered tray, with several glasses of green liquid in wine glasses.* You should let me treat you to such, instead of this filthy place. I treat those who succumb to me well, you know. They've never known anything better.*The Butler holds out the tray to Arawn.* H-here you go, master...
Enjoy yourself, it's not poisoned, and stronger than everything here, I can tell you.Oh of course, stronger than EVERYONE here Just the norm for the spotlight stealing squad |
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Post by gobby gobberson on Jan 5, 2015 0:58:55 GMT
*The Director snaps her fingers, and a Butler comes rushing in. They are like the Sugar Maids, but wear butler's clothing and seem to shake constantly, unwaveringly obedient. The butler is holding a checkered tray, with several glasses of green liquid in wine glasses.* You should let me treat you to such, instead of this filthy place. I treat those who succumb to me well, you know. They've never known anything better.*The Butler holds out the tray to Arawn.* H-here you go, master...
Enjoy yourself, it's not poisoned, and stronger than everything here, I can tell you.Oh of course, stronger than EVERYONE here Just the norm for the spotlight stealing squad |
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Ralph
Frequent Core Shifter
Soup is not my favorite food.
Posts: 1,422
Favorite Disease: The Uncommon Cold
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Post by Ralph on Jan 5, 2015 1:03:42 GMT
Fredrick was now assembling the bones into a model of a chicken skeleton.
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Grigor Mortis
Kidney Stone Breeder
i want to get off mr. bones' wild ride
Posts: 2,272
Favorite Disease: The Boneshakes
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Post by Grigor Mortis on Jan 5, 2015 1:54:07 GMT
*The Director snaps her fingers, and a Butler comes rushing in. They are like the Sugar Maids, but wear butler's clothing and seem to shake constantly, unwaveringly obedient. The butler is holding a checkered tray, with several glasses of green liquid in wine glasses.* You should let me treat you to such, instead of this filthy place. I treat those who succumb to me well, you know. They've never known anything better.*The Butler holds out the tray to Arawn.* H-here you go, master...
Enjoy yourself, it's not poisoned, and stronger than everything here, I can tell you.Oh of course, stronger than EVERYONE here Just the norm for the spotlight stealing squad |
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Post by gobby gobberson on Jan 5, 2015 2:09:50 GMT
Oh of course, stronger than EVERYONE here Just the norm for the spotlight stealing squad * Azershull lets out a sigh, before summonign what appears to be a blue orb* Smash this over a glass... |
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Grigor Mortis
Kidney Stone Breeder
i want to get off mr. bones' wild ride
Posts: 2,272
Favorite Disease: The Boneshakes
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Post by Grigor Mortis on Jan 5, 2015 2:15:41 GMT
I just want some water... * Azershull lets out a sigh, before summonign what appears to be a blue orb* Smash this over a glass...*Take-Mikazuchi sighs, and smashes it over a glass, and begins drinking the water with a straw.* |
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Post by gobby gobberson on Jan 5, 2015 2:16:55 GMT
* Azershull lets out a sigh, before summonign what appears to be a blue orb* Smash this over a glass...*Take-Mikazuchi sighs, and smashes it over a glass, and begins drinking the water with a straw.* *Inside are little jellyfish things, lime green in color. the bell opens up into an eye. they seem to be harmless* |
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Grigor Mortis
Kidney Stone Breeder
i want to get off mr. bones' wild ride
Posts: 2,272
Favorite Disease: The Boneshakes
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Post by Grigor Mortis on Jan 5, 2015 2:18:47 GMT
*Take-Mikazuchi sighs, and smashes it over a glass, and begins drinking the water with a straw.* *Inside are little jellyfish things, lime green in color. the bell opens up into an eye. they seem to be harmless* *Take-Mikazuchi takes out a small cube filled with water, with a corkscrew cap top, and slides the jellyfish into it, before continuing to drink the water from the glass.* *The Director stares at Take in utter confusion.* |
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