Dr. Caliginous, VII
Frequent Core Shifter
Tarnished silver is silver still
Posts: 1,228
Favorite Disease: A pox on both your houses
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Post by Dr. Caliginous, VII on Jan 10, 2015 0:49:57 GMT
*There is a sudden knock on the door, which, upon being opened, reveals what appears to be a cross between a centipede and some loser in a bird mask.*
Er... excuse me? I'm new at this... is this "the Villain Bar"? I've heard this is supposed to be the place to go, and such...
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Post by gobby gobberson on Jan 10, 2015 0:51:38 GMT
*There is a sudden knock on the door, which, upon being opened, reveals what appears to be a cross between a centipede and some loser in a bird mask.* Er... excuse me? I'm new at this... is this "the Villain Bar"? I've heard this is supposed to be the place to go, and such... *Azershull`s avatar turns around, his circular hole face seeming unamused* You are at the correct place.
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THE MEME REAPER
Fresh from the Seething
Posts: 23
Favorite Disease: LACK OF GIVING A FUCK
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Post by THE MEME REAPER on Jan 10, 2015 0:53:14 GMT
*There is a sudden knock on the door, which, upon being opened, reveals what appears to be a cross between a centipede and some loser in a bird mask.* Er... excuse me? I'm new at this... is this "the Villain Bar"? I've heard this is supposed to be the place to go, and such...TAKE A SEAT. BUT NOT LITERALLY. JUST SIT DOWN.
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Dr. Caliginous, VII
Frequent Core Shifter
Tarnished silver is silver still
Posts: 1,228
Favorite Disease: A pox on both your houses
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Post by Dr. Caliginous, VII on Jan 10, 2015 0:53:11 GMT
*There is a sudden knock on the door, which, upon being opened, reveals what appears to be a cross between a centipede and some loser in a bird mask.* Er... excuse me? I'm new at this... is this "the Villain Bar"? I've heard this is supposed to be the place to go, and such... *Azershull`s avatar turns around, his circular hole face seeming unamused* You are at the correct place. Oh. Uh... good.*Curious scurries nervously towards the bar.* I'll have an old-fashioned, on the rocks, with... I don't know... blood in it? Is that what we're supposed to do?
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Grigor Mortis
Kidney Stone Breeder
i want to get off mr. bones' wild ride
Posts: 2,272
Favorite Disease: The Boneshakes
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Post by Grigor Mortis on Jan 10, 2015 0:53:36 GMT
*The Graverobber walks in, sullen. She slams her head on the counter.*
I didn't even get to use my fancy Grim reaper transformation sequence...
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THE MEME REAPER
Fresh from the Seething
Posts: 23
Favorite Disease: LACK OF GIVING A FUCK
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Post by THE MEME REAPER on Jan 10, 2015 1:10:15 GMT
*The Graverobber walks in, sullen. She slams her head on the counter.* I didn't even get to use my fancy Grim reaper transformation sequence...*THE REAPER places a hand on Graverobber's shoulder consolingly... and then promptly walks off, saying nothing* Oh. Uh... good.*Curious scurries nervously towards the bar.* I'll have an old-fashioned, on the rocks, with... I don't know... blood in it? Is that what we're supposed to do? IF THAT'S WHAT YOU WANT, THEN SURE. *pours the house special, adding some blood*
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Post by Cordyceps sapiens on Jan 10, 2015 1:11:31 GMT
*The Graverobber walks in, sullen. She slams her head on the counter.* I didn't even get to use my fancy Grim reaper transformation sequence... Should have used it as your entrance. Maybe a little bit of the ol' razzle-dazzle would have overcome all my mind-thoughts.
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Post by Cordyceps sapiens on Jan 10, 2015 1:12:47 GMT
*There is a sudden knock on the door, which, upon being opened, reveals what appears to be a cross between a centipede and some loser in a bird mask.* Er... excuse me? I'm new at this... is this "the Villain Bar"? I've heard this is supposed to be the place to go, and such... You look familiar. Didn't I see you on a mescaline trip in 1954?
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Grigor Mortis
Kidney Stone Breeder
i want to get off mr. bones' wild ride
Posts: 2,272
Favorite Disease: The Boneshakes
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Post by Grigor Mortis on Jan 10, 2015 1:13:21 GMT
*The Graverobber walks in, sullen. She slams her head on the counter.* I didn't even get to use my fancy Grim reaper transformation sequence... Should have used it as your entrance. Maybe a little bit of the ol' razzle-dazzle would have overcome all my mind-thoughts. When I reap all of the Big Guy's avatars, I'll make sure to.
I would like the pure essence of death. thanks.
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THE MEME REAPER
Fresh from the Seething
Posts: 23
Favorite Disease: LACK OF GIVING A FUCK
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Post by THE MEME REAPER on Jan 10, 2015 1:16:41 GMT
Should have used it as your entrance. Maybe a little bit of the ol' razzle-dazzle would have overcome all my mind-thoughts. When I reap all of the Big Guy's avatars, I'll make sure to.
I would like the pure essence of death. thanks.*THE REAPER passes a cup caved from bone. The liquid inside is pure white, translucent, slightly whispy, and disturbingly smells of Axe body spray*
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Grigor Mortis
Kidney Stone Breeder
i want to get off mr. bones' wild ride
Posts: 2,272
Favorite Disease: The Boneshakes
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Post by Grigor Mortis on Jan 10, 2015 1:18:37 GMT
When I reap all of the Big Guy's avatars, I'll make sure to.
I would like the pure essence of death. thanks. *THE REAPER passes a cup caved from bone. The liquid inside is pure white, translucent, slightly whispy, and disturbingly smells of Axe body spray* *The Graverobber is immediately disgusted by the smell.* Nevermind, I'd actually like the 80% pure essence of Death.
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THE MEME REAPER
Fresh from the Seething
Posts: 23
Favorite Disease: LACK OF GIVING A FUCK
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Post by THE MEME REAPER on Jan 10, 2015 1:30:53 GMT
*THE REAPER passes a cup caved from bone. The liquid inside is pure white, translucent, slightly whispy, and disturbingly smells of Axe body spray* *The Graverobber is immediately disgusted by the smell.* Nevermind, I'd actually like the 80% pure essence of Death.*passes another bone cup with a similar fluid inside, but slightly more whispy and smelling of pomegranates instead of Axe*
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Post by Cordyceps sapiens on Jan 10, 2015 1:33:05 GMT
*The Graverobber is immediately disgusted by the smell.* Nevermind, I'd actually like the 80% pure essence of Death.*passes another bone cup with a similar fluid inside, but slightly more whispy and smelling of pomegranates instead of Axe* Is it true that if you drink that, you can never come back? Or at least you have to stay away for a part of every year, and your mom gets really sad?
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Grigor Mortis
Kidney Stone Breeder
i want to get off mr. bones' wild ride
Posts: 2,272
Favorite Disease: The Boneshakes
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Post by Grigor Mortis on Jan 10, 2015 1:37:49 GMT
*The Graverobber is immediately disgusted by the smell.* Nevermind, I'd actually like the 80% pure essence of Death.*passes another bone cup with a similar fluid inside, but slightly more whispy and smelling of pomegranates instead of Axe* *Immediately begin drinking it, before making an "ahhh" noise, which causes several tiny Spectres from OFF to fly out of The Graverobber's mouth.* *passes another bone cup with a similar fluid inside, but slightly more whispy and smelling of pomegranates instead of Axe* Is it true that if you drink that, you can never come back? Or at least you have to stay away for a part of every year, and your mom gets really sad? Persephone is a lovely girl. Made a garden in my section of the outside, when I couldn't figure out how to make one for years. Very nice.
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Ralph
Frequent Core Shifter
Soup is not my favorite food.
Posts: 1,422
Favorite Disease: The Uncommon Cold
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Post by Ralph on Jan 10, 2015 1:43:17 GMT
*There is a sudden knock on the door, which, upon being opened, reveals what appears to be a cross between a centipede and some loser in a bird mask.* Er... excuse me? I'm new at this... is this "the Villain Bar"? I've heard this is supposed to be the place to go, and such..."From what I've heard, it is." said Fredrick. "Welcome." Is it true that if you drink that, you can never come back? Or at least you have to stay away for a part of every year, and your mom gets really sad? Persephone is a lovely girl. Made a garden in my section of the outside, when I couldn't figure out how to make one for years. Very nice."Interesting. What kind of garden?"
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