Grigor Mortis
Kidney Stone Breeder
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Posts: 2,272
Favorite Disease: The Boneshakes
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Post by Grigor Mortis on Jan 4, 2015 15:12:48 GMT
Primordial.
I am a Corruption Autarch, like the Chaos and Mind commanders of old. I exist beyond such futile concepts as immunity. Those that cannot be corrupted, are simply consumed.
Fortunately for you, I am willing to bear through your antics.
Not Immunity. Adaptation. All Is Energy, Before Our Master. The Enduring Light, The Ur-Metel. All Who Oppose Shall Be Eradi-
*Uonaidh is interrupted by Arawn putting a hand over her mouth.*
Diplomacy mission, Uonaidh. Remember? Please excuse her, she doesn't have my superior design. With the latest in Ur-Metel's enginuity! 'Emotions'. They're...odd, but exciting! And I barely even understand what that means!
You Are A Flawed Experiment. Your Emotions Add Nothing To Your Effectiveness. Ur-Metel Shall See.
*Take-Mikazuchi snaps her fingers and there are now rain clouds above the two beings* This is for if you ever act superior to me again.
I might be the youngest and the weakest, but the glorious god being Izanami has tasked me with torture, and I find fel lightning is very useful for that, even amongst painless beings.
Still want that water. |
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Post by High-Heeled Spider Crab on Jan 4, 2015 15:18:38 GMT
Information Saved.
Not Immunity. Adaptation. All Is Energy, Before Our Master. The Enduring Light, The Ur-Metel. All Who Oppose Shall Be Eradi-
*Uonaidh is interrupted by Arawn putting a hand over her mouth.*
Diplomacy mission, Uonaidh. Remember? Please excuse her, she doesn't have my superior design. With the latest in Ur-Metel's enginuity! 'Emotions'. They're...odd, but exciting! And I barely even understand what that means!
You Are A Flawed Experiment. Your Emotions Add Nothing To Your Effectiveness. Ur-Metel Shall See.
*Take-Mikazuchi snaps her fingers and there are now rain clouds above the two beings* This is for if you ever act superior to me again.
I might be the youngest and the weakest, but the glorious god being Izanami has tasked me with torture, and I find fel lightning is very useful for that, even amongst painless beings.
Still want that water.
Ah, I see you have a few issues of your own! Ahahaha! Well, we have no water, perhaps one of these...*brief scanning* tortured souls will fetch you some!
Still, no matter, we're all friends here! Also, energy. Reconsider. Just a friendly tip, hee-hee!
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Grigor Mortis
Kidney Stone Breeder
i want to get off mr. bones' wild ride
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Favorite Disease: The Boneshakes
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Post by Grigor Mortis on Jan 4, 2015 15:28:50 GMT
*Take-Mikazuchi snaps her fingers and there are now rain clouds above the two beings* This is for if you ever act superior to me again.
I might be the youngest and the weakest, but the glorious god being Izanami has tasked me with torture, and I find fel lightning is very useful for that, even amongst painless beings.
Still want that water.
Ah, I see you have a few issues of your own! Ahahaha! Well, we have no water, perhaps one of these...*brief scanning* tortured souls will fetch you some!
Still, no matter, we're all friends here! Also, energy. Reconsider. Just a friendly tip, hee-hee!
I want my water. |
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Post by High-Heeled Spider Crab on Jan 4, 2015 15:33:31 GMT
*Arawn replies this time*
Ah, I see you have a few issues of your own! Ahahaha! Well, we have no water, perhaps one of these...*brief scanning* tortured souls will fetch you some!
Still, no matter, we're all friends here! Also, energy. Reconsider. Just a friendly tip, hee-hee!
I want my water.
*He bows, and walks away from the god and inferiority complex ridden being, with Uonaidh following behind, head turning to glare at them the whole time.* |
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Post by gobby gobberson on Jan 4, 2015 15:35:51 GMT
*Arawn replies this time*
Ah, I see you have a few issues of your own! Ahahaha! Well, we have no water, perhaps one of these...*brief scanning* tortured souls will fetch you some!
Still, no matter, we're all friends here! Also, energy. Reconsider. Just a friendly tip, hee-hee!
I want my water. |
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Grigor Mortis
Kidney Stone Breeder
i want to get off mr. bones' wild ride
Posts: 2,272
Favorite Disease: The Boneshakes
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Post by Grigor Mortis on Jan 4, 2015 15:36:20 GMT
Calling Fel essence energy that you could absorb is like saying "oh boy this snake has a horrible venom that is currently eating my flesh! i better stick some more in to heal the wound."
I want my water.
*He bows, and walks away from the god and inferiority complex ridden being, with Uonaidh following behind, head turning to glare at them the whole time.* *Take-Mikazuchi stares at the two.* *She then yells from the distance* HEY AT LEAST WE ACTUALLY GOT WEAVER AND EHYE WHEN YOU PANSY-ASS SHITS HAD TO MAKE AN ORIGINAL OC DO NOT STEAL IN RESPONSE.
NEEEERDS. |
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Post by High-Heeled Spider Crab on Jan 4, 2015 15:42:26 GMT
Ohoho, I'm not trying to turn this into some sort of muscle match, friend, but you really don't seem to be understanding my implications! We are not on the same wavelength, it would sadly appear, and I have lost interest in attempting to switch the channel! Haha! Perhaps your water will turn up, and I sincerely hope it does, but I'm afraid that this conversation is really getting me nowhere, my stubborn pal. Eheeheehee!
*He bows, and walks away from the god and inferiority complex ridden being, with Uonaidh following behind, head turning to glare at them the whole time.* *Take-Mikazuchi stares at the two.* *She then yells from the distance* HEY AT LEAST WE ACTUALLY GOT WEAVER AND EHYE WHEN YOU PANSY-ASS SHITS HAD TO MAKE AN ORIGINAL OC DO NOT STEAL IN RESPONSE.
NEEEERDS.
I WOULDN'T BE SO SURE, FRIEEND~! WE'RE WORKING A LITTLE SURPRISE TO DO WITH THAT ALREADY! OHOHOHOHOHO~!
*He sticks up both middle fingers at Take-Mikazuchi, then turns around and continues off*
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Grigor Mortis
Kidney Stone Breeder
i want to get off mr. bones' wild ride
Posts: 2,272
Favorite Disease: The Boneshakes
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Post by Grigor Mortis on Jan 4, 2015 15:50:48 GMT
*Take-Mikazuchi stares at the two.* *She then yells from the distance* HEY AT LEAST WE ACTUALLY GOT WEAVER AND EHYE WHEN YOU PANSY-ASS SHITS HAD TO MAKE AN ORIGINAL OC DO NOT STEAL IN RESPONSE.
NEEEERDS.
I WOULDN'T BE SO SURE, FRIEEND~! WE'RE WORKING A LITTLE SURPRISE TO DO WITH THAT ALREADY! OHOHOHOHOHO~!
*He sticks up both middle fingers at Take-Mikazuchi, then turns around and continues off*
*Coincidentally, as though she knew this would happen, The Director emerges through the doors.* I wouldn't be too sure of it either, my friend! I'll get rid of both you and Take-Mikazuchi over there, eventually. Disagree? Well, we could always settle it, with our forces. I've got all the time in the world!
Just kidding, I'd never even waste my time on a mere stepping stone like you. Want a drink? |
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Frequent Core Shifter
I have a big hammer and I smash stuff sometimes
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Favorite Disease: Skullshakes
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Post by Pumpkinheadeddoll on Jan 4, 2015 15:54:41 GMT
*The door is suddenly blown off of its hinges, flying into the air and then skidding to a halt on the floor a few metres away. Standing in the entrance, fist smoking, can be see a tall, strong looking young woman. She has silver, metallic skin, and short, black hair. Every so often, sparks of azure light crackle through it. She is wearing an elaborate, elegant dress, but she looks anything but dainty - her musculature is impressive, and her face is set in a cold, emotionless stare, that is only added to by the fact that her eyes are mostly black, with just a pinprick of ice-blue light where the pupil would be. Running all the way down her spine are six pairs of long, flexible, flat protrusions, rather similar to fins, or perhaps wings. They undulate in calm ripples whenever she speaks, such as now:*
Your Calculations Were Incorrect, Arawn. That Was A Highly Inappropriate Amount Of Force To Have Used Against That Portal. No Anomalous Properties Detected. *The woman strides through the ruined entrance, closely followed by a slightly short young man. This person is dressed in clothing equally as fancy and impractical, but in a more masculine style. They have silver, metallic skin, the same as the woman, and their long black hair flickers with pink energy. In contrast to the his companion, his frame is rather slight, as though he has not experienced a day of work in his life. His eyes are solid pools of pink light, and he has two pairs of fluttering anesopteroid wings. He puts a hand over his mouth as he giggles, before replying breezily:*
I told you - that way was the most dramatic - a dramatic entrance is of the utmost importance, don't you know. Something to stun and dazzle, amaze and terrify, hmm~? *Looks around at all the current patrons*
...Hmm. We may need something more bombastic. Oh, hold on! Uonaidh, do you have-
*Before he can finish, the tall woman interrupts him.* No. Not Again. I Refuse To Assist You In Whatever You Have Planned. We Are To Proceed With The Mission, As Specified. Is this Information Understood.*The man's cheer does not waver, in the slightest.* Haha, perfectly well, perfectly well! Onwards!
(https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GLw5uGgJlXI)
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Post by High-Heeled Spider Crab on Jan 4, 2015 15:56:47 GMT
*Arawn freezes in place, fists clenching. Then he relaxes, and turns around, delighted smile still present on his face, before yelling back:*
I WOULDN'T BE SO SURE, FRIEEND~! WE'RE WORKING A LITTLE SURPRISE TO DO WITH THAT ALREADY! OHOHOHOHOHO~!
*He sticks up both middle fingers at Take-Mikazuchi, then turns around and continues off*
*Coincidentally, as though she knew this would happen, The Director emerges through the doors.* I wouldn't be too sure of it either, my friend! I'll get rid of both you and Take-Mikazuchi over there, eventually. Disagree? Well, we could always settle it, with our forces. I've got all the time in the world!
Just kidding, I'd never even waste my time on a mere stepping stone like you. Want a drink?
....But maybe. Yes. I've never had anything, I'm anxious to try.
We Do Not Require Sustenence Of Any Ki-
I WANT A DRINK, UONAIDH.
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Grigor Mortis
Kidney Stone Breeder
i want to get off mr. bones' wild ride
Posts: 2,272
Favorite Disease: The Boneshakes
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Post by Grigor Mortis on Jan 4, 2015 16:06:51 GMT
*Coincidentally, as though she knew this would happen, The Director emerges through the doors.* I wouldn't be too sure of it either, my friend! I'll get rid of both you and Take-Mikazuchi over there, eventually. Disagree? Well, we could always settle it, with our forces. I've got all the time in the world!
Just kidding, I'd never even waste my time on a mere stepping stone like you. Want a drink?
....But maybe. Yes. I've never had anything, I'm anxious to try.
We Do Not Require Sustenence Of Any Ki-
I WANT A DRINK, UONAIDH.
*The Director snaps her fingers, and a Butler comes rushing in. They are like the Sugar Maids, but wear butler's clothing and seem to shake constantly, unwaveringly obedient. The butler is holding a checkered tray, with several glasses of green liquid in wine glasses.* You should let me treat you to such, instead of this filthy place. I treat those who succumb to me well, you know. They've never known anything better.*The Butler holds out the tray to Arawn.* H-here you go, master...
Enjoy yourself, it's not poisoned, and stronger than everything here, I can tell you. |
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Post by High-Heeled Spider Crab on Jan 4, 2015 16:14:50 GMT
*Anguished* This was supposed to be a diplomacy mission! Why is everyone so antagonistic.
....But maybe. Yes. I've never had anything, I'm anxious to try.
We Do Not Require Sustenence Of Any Ki-
I WANT A DRINK, UONAIDH.
*The Director snaps her fingers, and a Butler comes rushing in. They are like the Sugar Maids, but wear butler's clothing and seem to shake constantly, unwaveringly obedient. The butler is holding a checkered tray, with several glasses of green liquid in wine glasses.* You should let me treat you to such, instead of this filthy place. I treat those who succumb to me well, you know. They've never known anything better.*The Butler holds out the tray to Arawn.* H-here you go, master...
Enjoy yourself, it's not poisoned, and stronger than everything here, I can tell you.
*Tips back his head, opens his mouth, and chucks the liquid at it. Not all of it goes in.*
Oh! That is...an odd sensation. My readings are telling me that what I just imbibed was highly poisonous, however. Alcohol? How strange.
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Grigor Mortis
Kidney Stone Breeder
i want to get off mr. bones' wild ride
Posts: 2,272
Favorite Disease: The Boneshakes
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Post by Grigor Mortis on Jan 4, 2015 16:24:04 GMT
*The Director snaps her fingers, and a Butler comes rushing in. They are like the Sugar Maids, but wear butler's clothing and seem to shake constantly, unwaveringly obedient. The butler is holding a checkered tray, with several glasses of green liquid in wine glasses.* You should let me treat you to such, instead of this filthy place. I treat those who succumb to me well, you know. They've never known anything better.*The Butler holds out the tray to Arawn.* H-here you go, master...
Enjoy yourself, it's not poisoned, and stronger than everything here, I can tell you.
*Tips back his head, opens his mouth, and chucks the liquid at it. Not all of it goes in.*
Oh! That is...an odd sensation. My readings are telling me that what I just imbibed was highly poisonous, however. Alcohol? How strange.
Right, I forgot that humans are tough-as-nails compared to most other Zoners, at least in that regard. We gotta find a few strengths amongst our supreme frailty.
I never liked the taste, honestly. Made me sick, and I'm already dead! |
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Post by High-Heeled Spider Crab on Jan 4, 2015 16:29:21 GMT
Yes, I know it's not - I scanned it.
*Tips back his head, opens his mouth, and chucks the liquid at it. Not all of it goes in.*
Oh! That is...an odd sensation. My readings are telling me that what I just imbibed was highly poisonous, however. Alcohol? How strange.
Right, I forgot that humans are tough-as-nails compared to most other Zoners, at least in that regard. We gotta find a few strengths amongst our supreme frailty.
I never liked the taste, honestly. Made me sick, and I'm already dead!
*Uonaidh is just standing, looking vaguely bored, but that is just her default expression*
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Grigor Mortis
Kidney Stone Breeder
i want to get off mr. bones' wild ride
Posts: 2,272
Favorite Disease: The Boneshakes
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Post by Grigor Mortis on Jan 4, 2015 16:34:54 GMT
You consider alcohol highly poisonous?
Right, I forgot that humans are tough-as-nails compared to most other Zoners, at least in that regard. We gotta find a few strengths amongst our supreme frailty.
I never liked the taste, honestly. Made me sick, and I'm already dead!
*Uonaidh is just standing, looking vaguely bored, but that is just her default expression*
Well, technically, it was only one universe. In this world, there was only the Gray Zone, and as such, all anomalies were focused there. Everything was strange, but considered superstition. It all became known, when I fell down from several stories, of my own will, my own desire to die, only to get up again.
Do you know how that mad me? |
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