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Post by ThatOneGuy on Dec 26, 2014 20:19:19 GMT
*Benny opens Cordyceps's and Durga's present, while Trotter walks up to Cordyceps with a grin* *It's a black orb, which suddenly expands and reshapes, becoming a lithe humanoid form with four arms and what looks like a large collar* Ya like it? I built it myself. It's a physical body suited for stealth and fast, nonlethal combat. That collar can rise up and fold inward, becoming a sort of hood/helmet, preventing you from being knocked off the body. it' also made of the same stuff as an HD, so you won't have to worry about it becoming sentient if you use it.*Benny goes onto the body and it shrinks to childlike proportions* Oh. Cool. |
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Post by ThatOneGuy on Dec 26, 2014 20:19:59 GMT
*Benny opens Cordyceps's and Durga's present, while Trotter walks up to Cordyceps with a grin* *It's a black orb, which suddenly expands and reshapes, becoming a lithe humanoid form with four arms and what looks like a large collar* Ya like it? I built it myself. It's a physical body suited for stealth and fast, nonlethal combat. That collar can rise up and fold inward, becoming a sort of hood/helmet, preventing you from being knocked off the body. it' also made of the same stuff as an HD, so you won't have to worry about it becoming sentient if you use it.*Benny goes onto the body and it shrinks to childlike proportions* Oh. Cool. |
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Grigor Mortis
Kidney Stone Breeder
i want to get off mr. bones' wild ride
Posts: 2,272
Favorite Disease: The Boneshakes
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Post by Grigor Mortis on Dec 26, 2014 21:00:39 GMT
*THE GROUND BUBBLES WITH THE SCENT OF EGGNOG*
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Post by High-Heeled Spider Crab on Dec 26, 2014 21:01:50 GMT
*THE GROUND BUBBLES WITH THE SCENT OF EGGNOG*
...GROSS.
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Grigor Mortis
Kidney Stone Breeder
i want to get off mr. bones' wild ride
Posts: 2,272
Favorite Disease: The Boneshakes
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Post by Grigor Mortis on Dec 26, 2014 21:03:04 GMT
*THE BUBBLING FLOOR BEGINS SPEWING FRUITCAKE EVERYWHERE, AS DAEMONS CACKLE*
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Post by High-Heeled Spider Crab on Dec 26, 2014 21:05:21 GMT
*THE BUBBLING FLOOR BEGINS SPEWING FRUITCAKE EVERYWHERE, AS DAEMONS CACKLE* |
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Louis
Magboil Handler
Oh good a terrible death place.
Posts: 996 
Favorite Disease: Bullet to the face syndrome
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Post by Louis on Dec 26, 2014 21:05:42 GMT
Save the Presents!
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Grigor Mortis
Kidney Stone Breeder
i want to get off mr. bones' wild ride
Posts: 2,272
Favorite Disease: The Boneshakes
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Post by Grigor Mortis on Dec 26, 2014 21:08:11 GMT
*CHRISTMAS ORNAMENTS FLY INTO THE AIR AND TWO FLYING CHRISTMAS IMPS EMERGE FROM THE PORTAL, CARRYING PIPES. THEY IMMEDIATELY TURN TO LOUIS*
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Louis
Magboil Handler
Oh good a terrible death place.
Posts: 996
Favorite Disease: Bullet to the face syndrome
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Post by Louis on Dec 26, 2014 21:09:20 GMT
*CHRISTMAS ORNAMENTS FLY INTO THE AIR AND TWO FLYING CHRISTMAS IMPS EMERGE FROM THE PORTAL, CARRYING PIPES. THEY IMMEDIATELY TURN TO LOUIS* Oh shit! |
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Post by High-Heeled Spider Crab on Dec 26, 2014 21:10:11 GMT
*CHRISTMAS ORNAMENTS FLY INTO THE AIR AND TWO FLYING CHRISTMAS IMPS EMERGE FROM THE PORTAL, CARRYING PIPES. THEY IMMEDIATELY TURN TO LOUIS* |
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Grigor Mortis
Kidney Stone Breeder
i want to get off mr. bones' wild ride
Posts: 2,272
Favorite Disease: The Boneshakes
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Post by Grigor Mortis on Dec 26, 2014 21:12:16 GMT
*CHRISTMAS ORNAMENTS FLY INTO THE AIR AND TWO FLYING CHRISTMAS IMPS EMERGE FROM THE PORTAL, CARRYING PIPES. THEY IMMEDIATELY TURN TO LOUIS* Oh shit! *THE CHRISTMAS IMPS FLY OVER TO LOUIS, STABBING THE PIPES INTO HIS FLESH. THEY THEN GATHER MORE FROM THE PORTAL* COMPLETE THE KRAMPUSMAS TREE.COMPLETE THE KRAMPUSMAS TREE. |
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santa
Fresh from the Seething
Posts: 13
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Post by santa on Dec 26, 2014 21:15:04 GMT
*THE CHRISTMAS IMPS FLY OVER TO LOUIS, STABBING THE PIPES INTO HIS FLESH. THEY THEN GATHER MORE FROM THE PORTAL* COMPLETE THE KRAMPUSMAS TREE.COMPLETE THE KRAMPUSMAS TREE.
THE FUCK IS THIS BULLSHIT ASS GRIMDARK ASS ATTEMPT TO STOP THE GODDAMN CHRISTMAS PARTY |
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Louis
Magboil Handler
Oh good a terrible death place.
Posts: 996
Favorite Disease: Bullet to the face syndrome
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Post by Louis on Dec 26, 2014 21:16:17 GMT
*THE CHRISTMAS IMPS FLY OVER TO LOUIS, STABBING THE PIPES INTO HIS FLESH. THEY THEN GATHER MORE FROM THE PORTAL* COMPLETE THE KRAMPUSMAS TREE.COMPLETE THE KRAMPUSMAS TREE.Agh! Ow! Fuck off dick bags! *Louis draws his revolver and shoots at the imps* |
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Grigor Mortis
Kidney Stone Breeder
i want to get off mr. bones' wild ride
Posts: 2,272
Favorite Disease: The Boneshakes
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Post by Grigor Mortis on Dec 26, 2014 21:17:10 GMT
*THE CHRISTMAS IMPS FLY OVER TO LOUIS, STABBING THE PIPES INTO HIS FLESH. THEY THEN GATHER MORE FROM THE PORTAL* COMPLETE THE KRAMPUSMAS TREE.COMPLETE THE KRAMPUSMAS TREE.
THE FUCK IS THIS BULLSHIT ASS GRIMDARK ASS ATTEMPT TO STOP THE GODDAMN CHRISTMAS PARTY*Both Imps point at the calendar.* GO BACK TO LICKING JESUS' ASS SANTA SHIT.DUDE THAT INSULT WAS PHENOMENALLY WEAK. NOT BODACIOUS AT ALL. |
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Louis
Magboil Handler
Oh good a terrible death place.
Posts: 996
Favorite Disease: Bullet to the face syndrome
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Post by Louis on Dec 26, 2014 21:19:12 GMT
Santa! Kick their asses!
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