Dario
Burgrr Janitor
Posts: 382 
Favorite Disease: Train Wreck Syndrome
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Post by Dario on Jan 22, 2015 22:41:35 GMT
Okay, the sheep cheese is ok, the eggs are ok, the bacon is ok... bacon of what, I don't know... The spaghetti are taking a lot of time to cook, but they're coming just fine... where's the pepper? *Ramsay opens pot lid to find spaghetti not cooking*
muppetet chef: "wha iz thsss nttt bolllinnnnnnn?!"
Muppet chef: "Teee baccnnn izn ckkkddd nddd tee pnn izt clnnndd!"
Translation (why is this not boiling and the bacon iznt cooked as well the pan isn't cleaned off)
The bacon is supposed to be just half-cooked, the pan isn't clean because I've been using it, and the pasta isn't boiling because of the creepy in the water. It cooked anyway. |
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Post by muppetchef23 on Jan 22, 2015 23:06:12 GMT
*since the shoggoth is no good, Cordyceps slice off some chunks of their left arm, and lightly filet them in a sauce of their own fruiting bodies* *comes over and stares at the cooking bodies*
Muppet: "vrrrryyy unnnqqq, ggdddd lckkkk"
translation (very unique, good luck)
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Louis
Magboil Handler
Oh good a terrible death place.
Posts: 996
Favorite Disease: Bullet to the face syndrome
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Post by Louis on Jan 22, 2015 23:49:08 GMT
*Whisper* Hey, hat guy. C'mere for a sec...
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Post by ThatOneGuy on Jan 23, 2015 0:26:37 GMT
*Whisper* Hey, hat guy. C'mere for a sec... *C'meres for a sec* What. And if you spray me again so help me I will probably fail at getting back at you. |
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Dario
Burgrr Janitor
Posts: 382
Favorite Disease: Train Wreck Syndrome
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Post by Dario on Jan 23, 2015 9:19:53 GMT
I finally found a substitute for pepper! *soft firecracker sounds*
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Louis
Magboil Handler
Oh good a terrible death place.
Posts: 996
Favorite Disease: Bullet to the face syndrome
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Post by Louis on Jan 23, 2015 12:58:35 GMT
*Whisper* Hey, hat guy. C'mere for a sec... *C'meres for a sec* What. And if you spray me again so help me I will probably fail at getting back at you.Gordon ramsay is a dick bag. I say we mess with him. Truce? |
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Post by ThatOneGuy on Jan 23, 2015 13:19:59 GMT
*C'meres for a sec* What. And if you spray me again so help me I will probably fail at getting back at you.Gordon ramsay is a dick bag. I say we mess with him. Truce? |
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Post by Uh-Oh Nautilus on Jan 23, 2015 16:26:51 GMT
A small squid teleports in, and lays a plate down on an available table. On the plate is a single ravioli, artfully surrounded by sauces in a floral pattern. A garnish of an unidentified herb completes the dish. The squid lays down a placard that simply states "Taste Explosion". The blue cuttlefish then promptly exits through the portal it created.
The ravioli steams slightly.
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Post by Durga on Jan 23, 2015 16:32:34 GMT
A small squid teleports in, and lays a plate down on an available table. On the plate is a single ravioli, artfully surrounded by sauces in a floral pattern. A garnish of an unidentified herb completes the dish. The squid lays down a placard that simply states "Taste Explosion". The blue cuttlefish then promptly exits through the portal it created. The ravioli steams slightly.
Not bad.
*writes something on clipboard and moves on* |
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Ralph
Frequent Core Shifter
Soup is not my favorite food.
Posts: 1,422
Favorite Disease: The Uncommon Cold
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Post by Ralph on Jan 23, 2015 16:36:45 GMT
I have finished my demon flesh lasanga, with lost souls added for flavor.
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Dario
Burgrr Janitor
Posts: 382
Favorite Disease: Train Wreck Syndrome
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Post by Dario on Jan 23, 2015 18:29:56 GMT
And here's my carbonara spaghetti. I hope gunpowder is a good substitute for black pepper.
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Post by ThatOneGuy on Jan 23, 2015 20:39:42 GMT
A small squid teleports in, and lays a plate down on an available table. On the plate is a single ravioli, artfully surrounded by sauces in a floral pattern. A garnish of an unidentified herb completes the dish. The squid lays down a placard that simply states "Taste Explosion". The blue cuttlefish then promptly exits through the portal it created. The ravioli steams slightly. *Runs* |
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Post by Cordyceps sapiens on Jan 23, 2015 21:04:43 GMT
I took perfectly good tuna, baked it into a shortbread crust, and smothered the whole thing in Velveeta. Then I took a salmon, minced it up, mixed it with water, chopped celery and mayonnaise and seasonings to somebody's taste, sprinkled gelatin over the whole mess, and put it in the icebox in a Jell-O mold in the shape of a fish. I successfully created a warped gelatinous atrocity where a fish had once been.
In my schools, I was caught to create these blasphemies of processed food and overabundant gelatin. The knowledge is seared into my mind, and somebody must pay.
The Swedish Chef will probably like these dishes, actually. I've seen how the Swedes eat. They eat lye herring because they hate themselves. He can take sick pleasure with my blessings.
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Louis
Magboil Handler
Oh good a terrible death place.
Posts: 996
Favorite Disease: Bullet to the face syndrome
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Post by Louis on Jan 23, 2015 21:08:14 GMT
Gordon ramsay is a dick bag. I say we mess with him. Truce? Gordon Ramsay only drags his sorry ass out of hell to yell at people on cooking shows. We need to do it now, and he's probably going to give everyone a zero anyway. |
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Post by ThatOneGuy on Jan 23, 2015 21:51:34 GMT
After we're done here, sure, but I don't want to hurt my chances of getting what I assume is a cash prize. Gordon Ramsay only drags his sorry ass out of hell to yell at people on cooking shows. We need to do it now, and he's probably going to give everyone a zero anyway. Give me as second.
Hey! What's the prize for winning this?!
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